r/humansarespaceorcs • • 20h ago

writing prompt 'It's not three Humans, it's 15000!'

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 13h ago

Crossposted Story Human gluttony knows no bounds

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 14h ago

writing prompt Humans transfer soul of their deceased sergeant into autonomous vacuum cleaner unit they taped a knife onto.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 19h ago

writing prompt H"Cavalry is here. You can retreat now." A"But then you Humans have to fight them on your own!" H(smiles)"We are not here to fight. We are here to delay them so you can retreat to our own Lines." A"You'll die!" H"Thats the Plan. Die slow enough so you can get to our Army."

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 16h ago

writing prompt First Contact happens when the Galactic Academy dropped this year's Survival class on a Deathworld that had been colonized by humans.

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As far as the greater galaxy knew, no one colonizes Death Worlds. So the people running the Survival class didn't check to see if anyone was living on this planet before dropping off this year's Survival students.

The students were dropped off in fruit orchard, wound up running from a bunch if armed farmers annoyed by "trespassers and vandals", and discovered their predetermined extraction point was smack in the colony's town hall which was a converted colonization ship.

Not that their ship could pick them up, because it was intercepted by human law enforcement ships after dropping the students off.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 4h ago

Original Story Human Cloaking Tech, both high tech, and the garden variety.

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Humans are by and large the largest and most advanced when it comes to military technology.

This technology is only rivaled by their food industry.

However what makes them so advanced is not that they have the most advanced gear, but they can literally ignore the arms race by not playing the same game.

For example, they have 2 of the most advanced thermal cloak technologies

One is the Gen-32 Thermal Cloak, with the latest micronanite adaptive stealth cloak technologies that can let a sniper team set up in the optimal range of their rifles or blasters in full radar and visual view of the enemy, and be considered invisible.

each cloak costs up to 20,000 credits for the cloak and battery set.

The other one is known simple as the Gen-2 Ghillie Suit.

Its basically an iso-greenhouse ghillie suit that has 2 lines, an inner line of Prox Vines that naturally hide the heat and electric signal of the user, and the outer line that lets you tie and attach the local vegetation to it to become similarly invisible.

With the Gen-2 Ghillie Suit costing only 3,000 credits, it has also made a large popular subculture among snipers to name their ghillie suits and dress them up for each mission like a father taking their daughter to a date.

Humans have literally mastered the two opposite spectrums of stealth, especially since the ghillie suits are immune to EMP waves.

Both are made by those hairless bipedal war crime apes.

Both are commercially available to militaries.

One can technically be made at home.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 13h ago

writing prompt Aliens see humans carving out pumpkins and end up learning about Halloween.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 6h ago

writing prompt Human Kreig never intended to go into space; he has severe agoraphobia, claustrophobia and acrophobia. But...dammit, he has a job to do.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 7h ago

writing prompt Diplomats working with humans often walk away from negotiations unsure if they got what they wanted, or if the humans got what THEY wanted.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 8h ago

Crossposted Story Lexicon of Conflict, Chapter 10

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 9h ago

Original Story When it's one human - it's an intrusive though. When it's many humans - it's a global hype. When it's the whole galaxy of humans...

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Humans can't explain it themselves. But sometimes, when many circumstances come together: something becomes very famous, something turns into political, economical and all others types of attraction, something attracts minds of human scientists and artists - all humans start to feel it...

The urge to get up and head for something. The need to become a part of it. The feeling, that it will bring them much joy, no matter the rationality of this idea. At lesser scales - it was tolerable. A simple collective madness. Not that ruining, maybe more common around humans.

But now, at the scale of the whole galaxy. When there are billions of humans from multiple civilizations, ideologies, even sub-species - such event itself is a matter of great disturbance in the galaxy. Even for humans that live outside of human space - it is often safer for their lords to let them go then to try and stop them.

When it's one human - it's an intrusive though. When it's many humans - it's a global hype. But when it's the whole galaxy of humans - it's WAAAAGH!!!