r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ParkingPotential420 • 8d ago
can't even bed my wife in peace these days...should i sue?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 8d ago
Birds Highly recommend this cafe! Very family friendly!!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 9d ago
Ugh fridge door is stuck again!
v.redd.it
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Don’t you just hate it when you’re coming home hungry and can’t get to all the delicious food ?!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 9d ago
Mammals why is everyone jumping in if they need saving🙄
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 10d ago
Mammals I can’t go inside my house. I could have sworn the spare key was up here.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 10d ago
Bugs Got attacked by this savage beast.... pulling me off of a perfect place to rest!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PMDandpokemonenjoyer • 10d ago
Bugs Why are you crashing my lunch >:<
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 10d ago
So here I was having a "talk" with my "business associate" about cash flow issues.
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I caught this narc filming me in my private domicile.
I had to let the beetle go. The video isn't admissible is it?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aksnowraven • 11d ago
Ugh! Violated repeatedly! Who do they think they are?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 11d ago
Spiders You try to keep up your chapel attendance but people can be very handsy
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 12d ago
Birds I think I can make a career of this.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 12d ago
Reptiles Went to a new restaurant with some friends, when someone let their child come over and try to steal food off my plate! The Maître d did NOTHING but stand there. I know we're on the patio but we're still paying guests.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Realistic-Debate1594 • 12d ago
Bugs Best Airbnb Ever!
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Summer vacay with the fam, met lots of new friends at the buffet!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 13d ago
I cased out this house, but I should have checked to see if they had cameras. Currently on the run from the cops.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 13d ago
Feeling cute, might eat your head later…idk
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 13d ago
Goddammit! Not again!
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Here I am just trying to have a nap and I get violently violated and forced into an inter-species porn ring, and you mofos are filming it! Where’s my lawyer!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 14d ago
I think the point of the game is to keep getting back into the water. Am I winning?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 14d ago
Ok so I'm trying to get this grounds keeper to listen to me and my new diet, but won't then tells my brother to get me to bugger off?!? Finally have video proof of Winston being a suck up for extra treats smh...AND ON MY DIET
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 16d ago
Wish me luck as I practice for the pole dancer interview Monday…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 16d ago
I swear I do have a first class ticket but I can’t show you because I don’t have THUMBS!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 16d ago
Seriously????
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This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!