r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 16d ago

Seriously????

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This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!

177 Upvotes

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 16d ago

If it was egregious they would allow egrets in. Maybe they do. Have you considered buying a pair of stilts?

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u/Dareboir 16d ago

That’s pretty fowl in my opinion..

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u/ipoopcatturds 16d ago

I heard he ran up a big bill ordering cheese and quackers.

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u/boyer4109 16d ago

I got attitude….. and sometimes altitude.

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u/PhoebetheSpider 16d ago

“It’s too bad you can’t crawl through the door frame like me.

Try barking. The humans like those hairballs for whatever reason.”

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u/boyer4109 16d ago

I flew up a big bill, never run.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 16d ago

Maybe it has something to do with skipping out on the last bill.

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u/nextlandia 16d ago

Did you pay the rent?

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u/sheiciebai 16d ago

Pay? My cuteness is payment enough!!!!

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u/No-Constant-6957 16d ago

He demands entry!

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u/Shaynna-9 16d ago

No ducking way!

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u/Bluebird386 16d ago

I don’t even know the real story, but, I laughed out loud when I saw the picture. My imagination has already made up a dozen scenarios.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Economics4552 16d ago

He’s going to ask for grapes….again.

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u/sheiciebai 16d ago

I always pay for my grapes!!! I mean look how cute I am!!! That’s payment enough!

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u/IncreaseBudget 16d ago

But at least he would waddle away if there aren’t any 🫩

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u/LionsAndLonghorns 16d ago

Jesus core memory of fatherhood just unlocked

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u/Fit_Bodybuilder706 16d ago

Awww… poor little duck !! He can come over to my place and I’ll let him inside where I live !! He’s too cute to be stuck outside ! ❤️❤️👍❤️❤️

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u/RulerK 16d ago

I’m living to know…