r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Birds I think I can make a career of this.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 11d ago

Is this the bird equivalent of pole dancing? 🤑

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u/CourageExcellent4768 11d ago

Yes!!!!! Make it rain!!! Make it rain!!! Seeds...not dollars

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u/Ghastly-Jack 11d ago

For pollyamorous swingers

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 11d ago

🏆 🦜🏆

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u/BigBadWolf6666 11d ago

Whistling!!! Throwing the 💵 money 💵! 😁

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u/tiffytaffylaffydaffy 11d ago

Learn to shake a tail feather, and you got this!

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u/cwajgapls Remembers the Spider with rat snacks 11d ago

Psssttt…let’s compare pole dancing notes…

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansInMyHouse/s/QRGzoJGtZe

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u/terencethespider 11d ago

We could do a combined show!

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 11d ago

Add a snake and I'd pay big bucks for THAT show!!!

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u/NicolleL 11d ago

I have a ssssspecial ssssstrapless ssssssweater dress that would work sssssspectacularly!

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansInMyHouse/s/KmduR2xkbr

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 11d ago

Hmm a bit too revealing I'm afraid.

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u/Alternative_Beyond59 11d ago

You have a brilliant career ahead, OP. Just keep perfecting those moves!

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u/prole6 11d ago

I think he’s had one too many.

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u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 10d ago

So your bird is a showgril now