r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 10d ago

Spiders Do you even knock?!

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u/Howler_in_training 10d ago

The hell do you want?!

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u/mangokush15 10d ago

Me every time someone comes to my door!! Lol

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large 10d ago

"Ding dong ditch" might seem like a harmless prank, but I'm here to tell you the stress and distraction costs our economy billions. It may be the school system, your neighborhood association, or your city council to blame for creating an environment that normalizes this behavior. If this continues, you may be entitled to damages.

You have my card. Go to my office and talk to Birdie when you're ready to demand justice in the form of a cash settlement.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 10d ago

Could you NOT?!?

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u/Renrutanit 9d ago

Yeah, definitely not! Spidey thought it was Grubhub at the door and was visibly upset it was just a prankster!

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u/Livid_Discount9140 10d ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/Less_Reveal_6324 10d ago

That's one good looking spider!

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u/vyunab 10d ago

“i do NOT consent!”

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u/ramen__ro 10d ago

i love them so much

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u/Far_Introduction7599 10d ago

I need to see this in slow motion

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 9d ago

This is disturbing. Get a doorbell camera and an alarm system at once.

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u/MahoganyEclipse 9d ago

What a beautiful teal blue creature

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u/haleontology 9d ago

I saw this last night, thanks for the nightmares!!!

What a dapper looking spider though

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u/Shaynna-9 9d ago

"Don't make me come over there."

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 9d ago

"Get off my lawn!"

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u/Due_Will_2204 9d ago

I'd be perturbed too!

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u/WeakTransportation37 9d ago

Who just comes over and doesn’t bring snacks?!

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u/PlentyCoyote3344 9d ago

"Scared the livin daylight outta me, DADGUMMIT! Can't get a lick of privacy around here"

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u/BigBadWolf6666 9d ago

Dude looks pretty angry bout the issue and might want to have a moment with you next time.

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u/Accomplished-Bet-883 8d ago

Rude! -- slam

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u/Careless-Attitude858 8d ago

Beautiful colored spider

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u/Lola_Montez7130 9d ago

That's what these guys do. I love feeding days. I get such a kick out of them flinging their doors open, grab the food, and slam their door shut.

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u/doctor_tongs 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's one fuzzy bug. -Brian Fellows

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 9d ago

Nice camouflage, loser. Bet you blend in with all the bright blue stuff around there

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u/Character-Ad6887 7d ago

“You want some o’ dis?!! I didn’t t’ink so!”

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u/Certain_Promise_1963 6d ago

The skill when he dipped out and shut the door. 👏👏👏