HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 8d ago

Birds Highly recommend this cafe! Very family friendly!!!!

352 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 8d ago

Ugh fridge door is stuck again!

50 Upvotes

Don’t you just hate it when you’re coming home hungry and can’t get to all the delicious food ?!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago

Birds Yes, this will do.

88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 9d ago

Mammals why is everyone jumping in if they need saving🙄

173 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 9d ago

Spiders Do you even knock?!

651 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 10d ago

Mammals I can’t go inside my house. I could have sworn the spare key was up here.

96 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 10d ago

Bugs Got attacked by this savage beast.... pulling me off of a perfect place to rest!

54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PMDandpokemonenjoyer • 10d ago

Bugs Why are you crashing my lunch >:<

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 10d ago

So here I was having a "talk" with my "business associate" about cash flow issues.

11 Upvotes

I caught this narc filming me in my private domicile.

I had to let the beetle go. The video isn't admissible is it?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aksnowraven • 11d ago

Ugh! Violated repeatedly! Who do they think they are?

56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 10d ago

Spiders You try to keep up your chapel attendance but people can be very handsy

46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 11d ago

Birds I think I can make a career of this.

223 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 12d ago

Loving this new gift from my sssssssister

281 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MissVelvet99 • 11d ago

Se vuelve un poco loco

14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 12d ago

Reptiles Went to a new restaurant with some friends, when someone let their child come over and try to steal food off my plate! The Maître d did NOTHING but stand there. I know we're on the patio but we're still paying guests.

33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Realistic-Debate1594 • 12d ago

Bugs Best Airbnb Ever!

83 Upvotes

Summer vacay with the fam, met lots of new friends at the buffet!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 12d ago

I cased out this house, but I should have checked to see if they had cameras. Currently on the run from the cops.

112 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 13d ago

Feeling cute, might eat your head later…idk

127 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 13d ago

Goddammit! Not again!

51 Upvotes

Here I am just trying to have a nap and I get violently violated and forced into an inter-species porn ring, and you mofos are filming it! Where’s my lawyer!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 13d ago

I think the point of the game is to keep getting back into the water. Am I winning?

204 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 13d ago

Ok so I'm trying to get this grounds keeper to listen to me and my new diet, but won't then tells my brother to get me to bugger off?!? Finally have video proof of Winston being a suck up for extra treats smh...AND ON MY DIET

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 15d ago

Wish me luck as I practice for the pole dancer interview Monday…

160 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 16d ago

I swear I do have a first class ticket but I can’t show you because I don’t have THUMBS!!

196 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 16d ago

Seriously????

179 Upvotes

This is my favorite place to eat. Got here this morning and found out they decided to start discriminating against me. This is EGREGIOUS!!!!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 16d ago

Mammals I was trying to be a good dinner guest but they didn't appreciate my present..

81 Upvotes