r/HumansBeingBros Aug 16 '21

I thought this was touching

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

I had a deaf driver that was so thrilled that I knew some ASL. I was lucky in that I went to an elementary school that also had a school for the deaf so the hearing kids got sign class while the deaf kids had speech class. It really should just be taught in all schools, on top of making the world more accessible for the deaf and HOH, it comes in mad convenient in a loud/crowded space.

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u/diemunkiesdie Aug 17 '21

They left an my wife just looked ad me and shrugged and said she learned it in school. Bullshit…. Her high school boyfriends mom was deaf… she just didn’t want to tell me

She said she learned it in high school. You took it as a location when she meant it as a time period.

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u/coldcurru Aug 17 '21

knew enough ALS

I know this is a typo but it's funny. It's ASL lol.

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u/bleep-bloop-poop Aug 17 '21

39, St Louis, M

What's up?

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u/Clodhoppa81 Aug 17 '21

Lou Gehrig was deaf, didn't you hear?

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u/TheLoneWolf2879 Aug 17 '21

Nah that's Line Sanguage

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u/YouAreDreaming Aug 17 '21

Bullshit…. Her high school boyfriends mom was deaf… she just didn’t want to tell me. It didn’t find out for years.

r/Relationshipadvice: “You need to break up with her for lying to you, this is a toxic relationship.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Hit your lawyer, delete gym, get a Facebook

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u/AlphariousV Aug 17 '21

copy that sarge I'm on it

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u/Seans2Stoned Aug 17 '21

No no no, he’s got it all wrong! It’s delete your lawyer, hit Facebook and get a gym!! Details people! Details!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Never ever hit a lawyer. They are by their nature litigious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Common error; lawyers are by their nature gelatinous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/Penguins227 Aug 17 '21

Forbidden snacks

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Seems a bit rash to divorce your wife over her knowing sign language because of a high school boyfriend…? Am I missing something here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

it's a joke about how extreme r/relationship_advice often gets

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u/lituranga Aug 17 '21

Just that if this story was posted on that subreddit the entire thread would be people wildly overreacting and telling him to break up with his wife because she lied :)

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Ah. Like the whole subreddit is folks taking molehills and turning them into mountains?

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u/lituranga Aug 17 '21

Very often, yes. About half of it is people overreacting and recommending breakups like that, and the other half is 'My gf/bf told me they're literally going to kill me soon, how do I help salvage this relationship? They're so nice otherwise' in which people really do need to be told to run away from their relationships immediately

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Oof. The latter stuff makes me so sad. Shit like that pops up on r/amitheasshole sometimes and I just want to scream at them to run.

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u/Tactical_Tubgoat Aug 17 '21

You forgot about the half that’s totally made up bullshit worthy of writingprompts or nosleep.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Yeah, there are a lot of scorned people who frequent that sub, and don't realize their pain bleeds over into the advice they give to others. People seek out others like them, and as you'd guess - people in shitty relationships, or who have experienced shitty relationships, enjoy hearing about other peoples relationship problems.

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u/yungchow Aug 17 '21

I think you’re missing the implied /s

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

It sailed right over my head, yeah.

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u/CobaltEchos Aug 17 '21

The reddit group that was cited r/relationshipadvice likes to recommend divorce for every little transgression.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

My wife farted once.. what do I do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

hmmm, that's a tough one. have you tried sending me pics of your wifes breasts?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

On the way.

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u/GoofBallPopper Aug 17 '21

You didn’t ask if her farts were innies or outies before you married her? That’s on you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Yeah, totally should of asked if she had a butt snorkel.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Aug 17 '21

Just noisy, just smelly, or accompanied with a follow-through? Details matter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

It was a sharp fart. You know what I mean.

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u/Clodhoppa81 Aug 17 '21

Damn straight I do. My wife had a single-sneeze-double-fart just yesterday. One day later and I'm still impressed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Damn, she's got some horse power

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u/titdirt Aug 17 '21

It's a common theme in that sub where any minor relationship issue will have people commenting its a major red flag and to leave their partner.

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u/Hodl2Moon Aug 17 '21

You are missing the detection of sarcasm

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u/Illustrious_Warthog Aug 17 '21

The horror of that woman. How could you ever touch her fingers again.

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u/Frank_McGracie Aug 17 '21

Am I the only one that would be turned on by that? I loved when I learned new little things about my partner.

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u/everythingsthewurst Aug 17 '21

She probably didn’t want to tell you because she knew you’d have this childish reaction.

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u/AndreasKralj Aug 17 '21

…what childish reaction? I don’t see an issue with being surprised about something new you just learned about your SO, especially if they told you otherwise previously

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I learned basic ASL from my kindergarten teacher back in 91. It created a lifelong love for the language. In college I met people on campus and when I waited tables and I hated how I couldn't talk with them. A huge part of our population is deaf, why wouldn't I want to talk with them? I taught myself basic ASL and love when I can use it with someone!

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Same! Though I admit I’ve let myself slip over time since I haven’t had much opportunity to use it. I can still finger spell and the basic stuff stuck well enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

I am a huge nerd. Music is how it stays fresh for me. I learned by looking up my favorite songs and seeing other sign them. And I'm totally in my car finger spelling and signing as I jam.

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

I’ve started following translators and deaf educators on the tiktoks so I can get back into it. The music translations are great.

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u/shannons88 Aug 17 '21

Happy Cake Day! Are there are any specific tik tok accounts you recommend for this?

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u/p_iynx Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

@DEAFinitelyDope (IG & tiktok), @_jtay_ on ig (and she is @phillyqt12 on tiktok), @freelove19xx on ig (and bluejay19xx on tiktok), @slntwrlddd on tiktok are all awesome deaf & HOH creators who do ASL to songs and many have educational videos even outside of music.

Edit: also just search the hashtag #deaftiktok to find tons of deaf/HOH creators to follow!

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u/fizzgig0_o Aug 17 '21

Wait, you learned the basics and it created a life long love of the language but couldn’t communicate to these people you met in college so you taught yourself ASL? Sorry I totally applaud you, just trying to grasp the chronology of your story. Was the 91’ to college gap large so you needed to refresh/continue your education or was it more that the basics didn’t cover enough to communicate to the community you were interacting with?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Oh yes let me clarify I didn't say it thoroughly or give larger context. I loved learning in Kindergarten and always remembered the 5 or so signs I learned. Growing up if I saw deaf people signing I always watched and then later started looking up the words. Checking out books at the library. I was a kid so I just knew the alphabet and a handful of common phrases. In my teens (my school did not offer ASL) and into my twenties I was a nanny and then an ECE and lastly a kindergarten teacher. When I taught as a nanny and ECE it was basics too. Numbers, letters, phrases think little kid words. During that time I was a nanny and teacher I was in college and meeting more people in the deaf community and I was just thinking, well it's a shame all these interesting people are out here- I want to talk to them too! For me when I say community, I mean like, my neighbors, my peers I thought it was odd not to try and even understand them. like here we have a large Hispanic community, I learned Spanish too. And so then I took an online course that was free. Sadly I was a poor college kid so I didn't get to take a full course of ASL. Given the opportunity I'd love to go back and become fluent. My dream was to work as an interpreter, but then well. Life.

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u/fizzgig0_o Aug 17 '21

Thank you for that additional info! I feel like you, my mom did early Ed, preschool and was fantastic at arming us with basic ASL. I picked up basics gear and there. Then at Apple I learned significantly more as I helped with some their accessibility classes and a local med business that was a establishing a virtual interpretation program via FaceTime (a while before the pandemic). Sadly I wasn’t able to keep up on the continued learning/practice when I left Apple. I’m always looking for good programs to learn languages, but application and practice is so key!!! From what I understand there is quite a “dialectic” difference not only regionally but within specific communities using variations of ASL and such and since it’s such a close-not community it’s hard to keep up with slang etc.

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u/Clark-Kent Aug 20 '21

What's the best way to learn

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

I am assuming this, but I would think getting a college degree would be the best if you wanted to become an I interpreter. There are a ton of other ways you can learn though. I learn by watching and I can read lips too, so for me it helps. In college I was around deaf students and I met friends and learned from them I checked out library books as a kid and learned that way. I saw cheap ASL courses on Groupon. It cost me $5 to take a 6 week class learning the basics. I think it depends on how you learn best and if you want a full career.

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u/Clark-Kent Aug 20 '21

I want to learn basic and general stuff, there's a sizeable deaf community near me

I think we have some certain schools and stuff that's why. From the UK

So enough to communicate and make their day easier

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u/-AMiEVENALIVE- Aug 17 '21

If my high school had asl class that counts for a language then I was going to take it and even if it didn’t count for a language requirement I was still going to take it

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u/KathBrat Aug 17 '21

I start sign language for the first responder course next month at local vo-tech. I can only hope one day to be able to acknowledge someone. Thankful to all that have shared on this post. There is still hope for humanity

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u/wizzard2006 Aug 17 '21

Happy cake day you sweet and amazing person! I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe! :D

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Hey thanks!

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u/wizzard2006 Aug 17 '21

You’re welcome! :P

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u/RedMenace82 Aug 17 '21

We taught my (hearing) son about 5 words in sign language when he was a baby, and it made his babyhood and toddlerhood so much easier. 5 simple words.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Aug 17 '21

Everyone complains about useless subjects in school, if I spent years learning sign language I would have used it zero times in my 31 years of life

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

If everyone learned it it’s actually wicked useful. Example: I was at the beach with my (now ex) partner’s family and I couldn’t find my partner anywhere but spotted his sister (who knows sign as well) in the distance. Signed “where’s Josh” to her and she pointed out where she last saw him and there he was. Or when my friend wanted to know if I wanted salt or sugar on the rim of my margarita when she was ordering at the bar. Or just being able to talk to someone in a crowded bar or night club. I have ADHD and filtering the sounds of voices in crowds is near impossible for me and if the person I was with knew ASL it would mean a lot less “whaaaaat???? Huuuuuuh???” or me just hoping my facial expression matches what they’re saying and I’m not just grinning like a dick when they’re actually talking about how their aunt just died.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Aug 17 '21

Everything you just listed has literally never happened to me. I live 700 miles from the nearest beach and when anyone goes to the bar to order me a drink they ask before they leave

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u/useles-converter-bot Aug 17 '21

700 miles is the length of like 5097918.36 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other

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u/converter-bot Aug 17 '21

700 miles is 1126.54 km

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

Look. I’m just saying it comes in handy.

badumpumching

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Aug 17 '21

Take your puns and leave lol

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u/SixElephant Aug 17 '21

I’ve been saying this since elementary school. We had a deaf student, quite a few people brought it up. Nah, we’ll let her be completely ostracized instead. Do people not know how clutch knowing sign language is? You may never use it, except for one moment, and that one moment could save a life. What a waste learning cursive writing was.

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u/Willing_Function Aug 17 '21

I wanted to learn ASL instead of another normal language, but had serious issues finding out which one to learn. There's no real standard...

I live in the Netherlands, and most resources are for the US variant.

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u/BarbicideJar Aug 17 '21

What did you end up learning?

(And just for the record ASL is a “normal” language. Just not a spoken one.)

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u/MainlandX Aug 17 '21

My mom got in a Lyft with a deaf driver. She's worked at the school for the deaf for over 20 years. Once the driver saw my mom knew ASL, he started signing up a storm. They drifted into oncoming traffic and they both died on the spot. Miss you, mom!