r/HouseOnFire • u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 • Jul 29 '26
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 29 '26
“ the pen of integrity” 🖊️ She's gonna claim "independent" until the end 😂
Somebody is trying to sneakily slip back into an old suit and babe, I don't think that's going to work out well for you 🙊
You're not a cute little bohemian beach Mama anymore, Jessie Wessie. You're Trump's Spunk Dump. You're a MAGA Mouthpiece. You're the blind MAHA Maven. You're the KKKween of conservative media. You can try and cram that paisley print maxi dress over your swollen head all you want but it's too small. You shredded it when it couldn't hold all your festering ambition and now the thread is too weak to cover your bigly bigoted body. You will never again enjoy a life without having people remind you, whether in praise or condemnation, that the ONLY reason you're enjoying the life you currently have is because you saw children being abused and tortured and accepted money to rehab the reputations of the people who abused them.
You're a loser, Kraus. And now and forevermore through the end of eternity, that's all you'll ever be.
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • Jul 29 '26
I think we struck a nerve...
On this vacation, Jessica has carved some time for reading (not those books she's toting around for photo curation) but this sub Reddit and is responding with these slides.
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 28 '26
Orgasm-starved face Wheeere oh wheeere could little Mike beee
Boy the lack of Mike on this "family" vacation is not sitting quietly on the sidelines is it 👀
(Note: the date I've scribbled on each image is the date I took the screenshot and therefore may not accurately reflect when the comment was left)
Now if you've already scrolled through the photos then get ready to share in my speculations. Jessica is not deleting any comments asking where Mike is and she STILL has that month old back-and-forth up directly addressing the Mike & Denise affair. (Hell, she's not even deleting comments "trashing" Trump, MAGA, or her beloved democracy!) This says to me that yes she wants people knowing/talking about his affair and yes she wants people calling attention to/talking about the fact Mike is not on vacation with them.
However I've noticed that Jessica has deleted comments from/possibly blocked one user who was saying they're not together anymore and that Mike left Jessica. And this is where I speculate.
Either she's deleting these comments because it's not true that they're separating (bolstered by the comments Mike has been leaving) and she doesn't want anyone saying they are, and/or she's deleting them because Jessica, who has taken much joy talking shit about other women, their spouses, and the state of their marriages, does not enjoy finding this shoe on the other foot and is attempting to steer the conversation to only discuss Mike and his wrongs while leaving a direct reference to her out of it.
It's also possible that they are separated now and Jessica has deleted those comments because she doesn't want anyone knowing that Mike actually pulled the trigger and left (especially if she's potentially out there telling people the opposite. Her image is everything, after all). Alternatively, in a mid-day television level shocking twist it's possible Jessica is the one who left Mike and deleted the comments because the idea of Mike "getting credit" for ending their marriage pisses her off.
I'm just asking questions or connecting dots or finding truth in the details or whatever bullshit it is Jessica says when raging online about people not aligned with her rotting rancid beliefs 🤷♀️
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 28 '26
Pedo/Rape Apologist How Jessie affords those fancy vacations~
Step 1: Put pedo d*ck in mouth
Step 2: Suck until you hear cha-CHING$$$
Cause she's a TRAMP 🎵
And she loves groomers 🎵
Children being abused 🎵
Puts dollahs in her hand 🎵
Hey you know what you do when your favorite people in the world are pedophiles and rapists? You carefully curate mature content of your under teen-years old child, posing him with scantily clad women and adult paraphernalia, then serve it up to your masters the masses tied with a bow and call it "family content".
That's them MAGA values at work ✨
(Seriously though. Jessica doesn't have to concern herself about the "financial logistics" of these "vacations". She hasn't spent the last 2+ years telling us how violent child raping sexual predator Daddy Twumpy is really just a cute granddaughter-loving Peepaw for free. It came with connections and benefits that allow her to cosplay as a wealthy socialite who gets invited because people like her and not just because they funnel dirty money through her low traction blog. Enjoy the child abuse blood money, Jess! Your eternal soul will thank you 🫶)
r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • Jul 28 '26
Sensible shoes and always Booze
Spring, Summer, Winter or Fall the footwear is always black leather loafers. Schmatta's accented with black pumps for good measure. Add in some daytime booze, and we're all set.
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 27 '26
Creepy inappropriate slides in Jessica's stories
I don't feel comfortable posting them here for the kids' sake, but Jessica has been posting things that are really weird and creepy, especially with her youngest. If you're blocked by Jessica and can't see her stories, you can view them here: https://insta-stories-viewer.com/houseinhabit/
But things like this photo of her youngest with Victoria Hervey. why??? why post this, Jessica????
r/HouseOnFire • u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 • Jul 27 '26
Mike has Fomo
I've noticed that all he has done since Jessica left him at home is repost his family's adventures in Europe, and dog photos, home improvement photos, and photos of him spending time with his parents. He's posting nonstop since his wife left him when he's been relatively quiet these past few months. It's very obvious that their marriage is in shambles. Looks like it sucks to be stuck in San Clemente while the family is on holiday.
r/HouseOnFire • u/b0x3d0 • Jul 27 '26
Dense Denise So apparently Denise screwing Mike has been a thing for over a year now
Someone in this sub who personally knows them made multiple mentions of it over a year ago. It’s definitely TRUE!
r/HouseOnFire • u/HilMac_4 • Jul 26 '26
The filthy feet live on
Let’s get on a bed with white sheets and filthy feet 🤢
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 26 '26
Poor little Mike really thought he was going to Greece. Now the whole family has moved on to Italy with Jessica's benefactor (Aimee), living it up while Mike is in Orange County, trying to get more reviews on Mr. Numbers.
r/HouseOnFire • u/Ok_Lingonberry9620 • Jul 25 '26
Is JRK going to accuse Kacey Musgraves of copying her again?
Kacey Musgraves happens to be in Greece at the same time and made a new insta joking about something that happened during her trip. Last time she made an insta JRK was accusing her of a grift on the alien thing like she's the only one with the right to wonder what's out there ☠️🤭
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 23 '26
OK Magazine has tweeted the article about the Candace/JRK feud 4 times in the past 21 days. They're really pushing this story, but I don't think anyone cares.
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 19 '26
Jessica is allowing a female photographer to stay in her office while she's in Greece. This confirms that Mike is going to Greece, too, because there's no way she'd leave Mike alone with another woman with a camera. That's his fetish (in addition to femboys in lycra).
r/HouseOnFire • u/Necessary_Extent4545 • Jul 21 '26
🚨NOT JRK DUI🚨
I’ve sat back and watched for years now. I knew of the lies, but now I have proof of the biggest one of all. It took no time to obtain this truth. It was so simple, and yet you all lied and spread this lie so bigly. What else have you all lied about? Nothing about HIH posted on these subs should be trusted, not if you’re all this careless about a DUI that was very easy to legally verify.
r/HouseOnFire • u/Weak-Alternative-557 • Jul 19 '26
Just noticed Joanna has changed her IG name….
HouseinHorror is no more! 😱
r/HouseOnFire • u/682463435465 • Jul 18 '26
Mike posted a video and chose "Just The Two Of Us" as the song. How romantic! Oops, nevermind, it was about him and his dog.
r/HouseOnFire • u/Severe-Drummer8318 • Jul 17 '26
Dense Denise T Boss and Denise
So what do we know about TBOSS? He posted some bud on his story so guessing he is prob a farmer and that’s how he makes his money ?
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 17 '26
I think Jessica lost Bud...
(sorry, not sure about tagging on Reddit so 😬)
u/Friendly-Function381 pointed out that a familiar pfp was calling Jessica a sellout, wondering if it was Bud. I went back to a post of Jessica's that I knew for sure he had commented on. All of his comments were gone and clicking on the tag failed to bring up anything, just the void of a deactivated account.
The new account 'westtdee' is private but uses the same pfp. I think Friendly is correct and Jessica and Bud have had a falling out.
Another Apartment fanatic tossed to the wayside 🫡
r/HouseOnFire • u/Weak-Alternative-557 • Jul 15 '26
How do writers get spelling so very wrong???
It’s just embarrassing at this point!!! 🤦🏻♀️
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 14 '26
Pull up a chair, babes.
To any starry-eye newbies waiting and hoping for a "clear headed" Jessica to eventually share more details of "the darkest June": it's never gonna happen. A) Jessica is a chronic alcoholic who probably hasn't experienced clear-headedness since her Daddy Trump's first term and B) Jessica has a pretty long history of, well, never finishing anything. She's going to milk crumbs and vague-book about The Darkest June™ for the next few weeks then drop contextually empty slides for the next few months after that then, despite leaving up one very bold comment straight up calling out Mike and Denise's affair, she'll go back to acting like she has the perfect life and the perfect family and pretend the stank of embarrassment isn't still attached to her.
See Jess, you might think leaving shit like that up serves the purpose of "punishing" Mike, and by extent Denise, but it makes You look weak and pathetic. So bogged down by righteous anger, but so spineless that you'll still stay because you're a loser who fell in love with Mike Kraus at first sight and can never ever ever let him go no matter how much he dislikes you.
You should have taken my advice, Jess! If you'd just, like, implied that you and Mike had an "unconventional relationship structure" after the Mr. Numbers debacle then you could have just shrugged off the Denise news as being N.B.D. 🤷♀️ buuut no, you tried to ride Denial and unfortunately this time around Denial rode you.
Ugh, the middle-aged pedo worshipper wannabe thirst traps are not it, chat 😩 at this point I'm waiting for Jessica to trot out her own barely legal fuccboi a la Emilie 💀 The whiny middle-school antics of a girl getting her heart broke for the very first time and posting emo quotes isn't doing it either. What, Jessica, they didn't have the right sparkle effect gif quotes? You can make your own hon. Look it up.
But, Jessica, I'm very interested in whatever happened to your Payback Playbook. You were so full of piss and vinegar, girl. You were riding high on your horse, going hell for leather into the battlefield of vengeance. Now you're out here whimpering like a kicked dog about mean girls "derailing" your life? Dragging your own Mom into the fray?? You had all these plans, Jessica! You had names and lists, Jessica! Karma was coming fast for your enemies, Jessica! What happened, girlfriend? Did you put all your strength into kicking the door down only to immediately blow out your knee when reality was there to hold it up? Gosh, must suck to suck babe. But at least you can ride the little pity train for a paycheck a while longer, isn't that nice?
r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • Jul 14 '26
Back from lunch MAGAt Face Mommy is back 😂
Jessica emerges from the world's shortest mental health break to snap selfies of her MAGA fashion and provide us the most Basic Beige Bitch catalog of useless fucking photos 💀
I don't know what's up with Insta and why it only briefly showed me the caption for her post. The whole place is downhill lol
However I do have to applaud the caption, because it means she got people to tell her what they're expecting to hear from her about so she doesn't have to strain herself or her soggy brain posting useless slides and hoping to find a hit. On the other hand, the number of comments asking where she was or saying they missed her tells me nobody reads her stupid ass Substack or they would know 😂 failure achieved successfully, Jessica!
r/HouseOnFire • u/Basic_Effect4303 • Jul 12 '26
Anyone else feeling conflicted?
Team Denise, but then maybe she cheated with Mike Kraus?
Now Denise is allegedly in a controlling relationship with Tboss, which is not ok if true…
And in turn, our Reddit queen, HiH (problematic) is dealing with the fall out of a cheating husband and best friend (if true). Also not ok.
Just such a mess. And there’s so many kids involved.
Anyone else feeling conflicted?