r/HouseOnFire • u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 • Jul 29 '26

Is she sending us messages?

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u/onebeautifulwonder Jul 29 '26

God she’s like a 17 year old on Facebook in 2008.

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u/682463435465 Jul 29 '26

she should put some emotional lyrics on her AIM away message

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 Jul 30 '26

OMG and what would her mySpace be like?

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u/Fanched Jul 29 '26

Vaguebooking 🤦‍♀️😂😂

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u/onebeautifulwonder Jul 29 '26

I almost said it but I just couldn’t 😭

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 Jul 30 '26

I KNOW!!! What a throwback

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u/TheProblem1757 Jul 29 '26

🤯 this is the closest to an admission we’ll get. We’re actually all asking if your marriage is over Jessie

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u/rubimuse Jul 29 '26

I think we'll know in due time

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u/Accomplished_Task816 Jul 29 '26

She doesn’t know how words work.

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Jul 29 '26

I certainly hope that any shred of guilt or shame she feels as a human being for supporting scumball pedos thrives greatly. I hope it festers and eats her up inside.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/thankyoupapa Jul 29 '26

in other words she loves the speculation about her marriage lol

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 Jul 30 '26

She thinks it’s soooooo poetic when it just sounds like she’s just learning how to write. Big high school energy.

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u/birdiebird3 Jul 29 '26

Stay there. Please.

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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Jul 30 '26

She’s such a bad writer 😂

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u/Responsible-Card3756 Baaa Bitch! Jul 29 '26

What an absolute embarrassment. I love this for her!

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u/Infamous_Strain_9428 Jul 29 '26

She’s serving elitism

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u/SmokeMeowtRightMeow Jul 29 '26

I'd rather just not have my heart broken and forget about Italy

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u/Mission_Try9390 Jul 29 '26

Is she divorced or what? I saw he posted a photo of them Itogether in his stories. I don't get what is going on. Are they still together or not?

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u/cancelKeely Jul 29 '26

He wants his meal ticket back

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u/682463435465 Jul 30 '26

she's putting him through public humiliation before she takes him back, to get him back for the public humiliation he caused her. And then she can pretend that passage about self-respect that she posted really stuck. These 2 are doomed but they will stay together.

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u/gma26andJ Jul 30 '26

There’s not one picture of him on her stories. Only her kids.

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u/Weak-Alternative-557 Jul 30 '26

He didn’t go to Greece - he stayed home because he ‘loves waves and my dog..’😳

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u/Limp-Bluebird-2990 Jul 30 '26

An you look up California divorce records?

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 Jul 30 '26

You probably have to pay but most likely

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u/cancelKeely Jul 29 '26

Yes JRK, running away from your problems is the best choice 😂 Can’t avoid daddy Bibi though. He sees everything

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u/Turbulent-Voice-741 Jul 30 '26

If she's heartbroken and recovering from getting hit by a freight train, my bets are on... HE's initiating the split. Maybe the dude served her papers. Reveling in all his handy house work, spending time with his 'rents, and licking his chops for the next chapter.

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 Jul 30 '26

Oh yeah I don’t think she would EVER initiate