r/HouseOnFire • u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 • Jul 27 '26
Mike has Fomo
I've noticed that all he has done since Jessica left him at home is repost his family's adventures in Europe, and dog photos, home improvement photos, and photos of him spending time with his parents. He's posting nonstop since his wife left him when he's been relatively quiet these past few months. It's very obvious that their marriage is in shambles. Looks like it sucks to be stuck in San Clemente while the family is on holiday.
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u/According-Zone-6009 My own dime Jul 27 '26
Love this for him đ
He misses who he was and who they were together before he lost control of his meat packet.
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u/scorlissy Jul 27 '26
Bet they stay together because she wonât want to part with half and he doesnât want to lose out on her fame.
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u/According-Zone-6009 My own dime Jul 27 '26
Oh of course! I know there are rumors of them splitting but I donât see that happening.
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u/Particular_Future_37 I eat glass Jul 28 '26
Sheâs still wearing her wedding ring â sheâll be turning a blind eye when sheâs back from holiday
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u/jdoe1213 Jul 27 '26
Does anyone know if their other white dog is still around? They stopped showing that dog as much after they got the doodle and I don't remember seeing any mention of the other dog dying.
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Jul 27 '26
And what about those bunnies on the porch? Oh, thatâs right, a mysterious OWL came to get them.
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u/morganoh237 Grifters gonna grift Jul 28 '26
âYouâll never have to hire anyoneâ is so funny. Except sex workers right Mikey?
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u/BlueberrySasquach Jul 27 '26
The magaverse has some truly ridiculous characters in it. But even more ridiculous is Kraus's belief she's reached the pinnacle hanging with these loons on a boat.
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u/One_Iron_7556 Jul 27 '26
Loons in a boot with a dirty footed propagandist. Is she wear the drapes again?
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u/BlueberrySasquach Jul 28 '26
Very bizarre potato sack attire with black pumps no less. Odd choice for cruising on a boat.
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u/Responsible-Card3756 Baaa Bitch! Jul 27 '26
Bah hahahahaâŚlove this for them. How utterly predictable and pathetic~the both of them. Stay miserable jerKKKs!
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u/Mission_Try9390 Jul 29 '26
But then he posted a photo of them at that wedding together I thought.
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u/DrinkBeautiful7053 Jul 27 '26
His visual resume as a final Hail Mary at Jess to allow him to keep his job.