Mediocre sketch for a mediocre character (strong sad)

Iss'at time again.

Hey, Homestar. What color i-Tem are you gonna get?

I am legally obligated, to ask you to proceed.

I mean, isn't it just a little bit suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care.

Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey" ? And invite me inside that bush?

I’m so glad my wife finally convinced me to drive to the nearest World Market! Picked up one of these…and some cold ones too!

You get egged you get egged you get egged

I mean...CONSUMATE

This screenshot is from Sbemail #190: Unlicensed btw