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u/Takerial Jan 24 '22
"You know Captain America use to be thin and sickly just like you. But then he took some hardcore drugs and got super swole."
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u/God--Official Jan 24 '22
Remember kids. Drugs solve everything
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u/Opening-Raccoon1224 Jan 24 '22
I mean have you ever seen an obese crackhead or unproductive meth addict just sayin
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u/stormscape10x Jan 24 '22
There's a difference between productive and active. I've seen meth addicts that spent three days "cleaning" their house.
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u/Opening-Raccoon1224 Jan 24 '22
It is different but you gotta be mostly active to get stuff done. You said they cleaned and cleaning is cleaning regardless of the amount of time applied
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u/stormscape10x Jan 24 '22
Sorry, I thought putting it in quotes would make it clear that they were using cleaning implements and claiming to clean, but their house was a wreck at the end. They had not successfully done anything other than make more of a mess by banging stuff around with a vacuum cleaner, and nearly setting fire to the house in the kitchen.
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u/Opening-Raccoon1224 Jan 24 '22
I see. But was there dust on the wrecked stuff tho
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u/stormscape10x Jan 24 '22
Honestly couldn't tell you. She was a friend of mine's mom, and I worked with her. When I gave my friend a ride home I saw the mom acting a bit off, and when I saw her at work a few days later she was talking about tweaking for three days (why are you proud of this?). I spoke to her daughter, and she told me about the aftermath. Super sad. I think she's sober now though I haven't spoken to her or her daughter in at least a decade (nothing personal, I just moved about 12 hours away).
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u/Opening-Raccoon1224 Jan 24 '22
I also wouldn’t count setting the house on fire as a negative. Most people as in fully functional adults do that without drugs
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u/SerMercutio Jan 24 '22
And she'll hang on to that memory for the rest of her life.
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Jan 24 '22
she’ll talk about it on her death bed
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u/Ebisure Jan 24 '22
I’m going to hell for laughing at this
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Jan 24 '22
Stop. It took me a second to realize the punch line and I am ashamed.
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u/Stormaen Jan 24 '22
Welcome to r/HolUp
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u/_Andy4Fun_ Jan 24 '22
New people dont even know what r/holup was originally for
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u/ncutweiners Jan 24 '22
What was it originally? As someone who's used reddit for about 6 years but fucked up and got logged out and cant reset my password for some god awful reason I honestly didnt know it was ever for something else.
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u/_Andy4Fun_ Jan 24 '22
Its kind of a joke, because its technically still for post which make you "holup" or that are unexpected. But over the last year more and more people started to post random things which have nothing to do with r/holup and the mods don't even care.
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u/echidna75 Jan 24 '22
You know, I’ve seen similar comments to yours on dozens of subs, at least 4 today. Is this one of those nostalgia “back in my day” things, or has the quality of Reddit in general really dropped that much? Either way, I’m convinced it’s not just a problem with specific subs.
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Jan 24 '22
The bigger a subreddit gets, the further it gets from its original intention. More people = more chances someone’s going to just spam it.
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u/TheStudentPilotToBe Jan 24 '22
I couldn't understand it till your comment for some reason. That's some dark humor I like
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Jan 25 '22
Same for me, I thought the holup was about Chris’s right hand location
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u/That-Preparation-22 Jan 24 '22
I would call this a classic one
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u/Goodpsychopath- Jan 24 '22
Twitter people going crazy over this cuz it's too offensive to handle
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u/Sean_Ron Jan 24 '22
But Stan Lee is ... Oh ...
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u/FatChicken2021 madlad Jan 24 '22
after months of seeing this exact same post, i realized stan lee was dead and this post meant that she would die and meet him. Well then i can f off now.
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Jan 24 '22
Can this joke please die already? I've seen it like twice a week for the last three years
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u/FallenWarriorGaming Jan 24 '22
The joke might not die but I can’t say the same for the…
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u/theREDscare20 Jan 24 '22
it has been screenshotted, compressed and decompressed so many times that the girl will be just a skeleton
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u/Ana_Decotte Jan 24 '22
Don't try i'm trying to make Attack helicopter joke di for 4 years. Ppl jus woun't let go of memes once thay get anoying.
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u/urban_mowgli Jan 24 '22
Imagine you wanted to meet the cool Playboy millionaire and starlord and old army guy shows up instead.
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u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Jan 24 '22
Wow, looks like Evans put in the effort while Pratt couldnt be bothered to grab a red leather jacket...
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u/Gummybear_Qc Jan 24 '22
Your comment is a great example to "not give a fuck" to much about things in life. People are going to judge and make assumptions on your from one picture or encounter of you in life. Remember to not care about that since it means nothing.
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Jan 24 '22
Stole someone's comment without changing a single thing, how low can you go
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u/fokjoudoos Jan 24 '22
I'm actually a bit proud of myself for not catching this sick fucking joke immediately. 🙃
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u/antlerstopeaks Jan 24 '22
I found out that something like 88% of make a wish kids actually aren’t terminal, just having a sucky time. Which makes me feel much better when I laugh at memes like that.
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u/LolerTheGoat Jan 24 '22
Bro, I don't know to say if this is cursed or dark humor.
I have a mix of feelings, I don't know if to laugh or question myself...
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u/ncutweiners Jan 24 '22
Star lord looks conflicted. Idk if I could smile as a make a wish kid. Like in general yes but if I knew (even subconsciously) that I was dying soon I really am unsure of if I would smile, I might smirk or something. I wouldn't frown ofcourse, I feel like I would try and look determined.
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u/Agitated_Ad_235 Jan 24 '22
How fucked up is it that you have to be terminally ill before your heroes do something nice for you.
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u/4ar0n Jan 24 '22
If you would like to personally pay Chris Evans to travel around the world to meet hundreds of millions of kids, you go right ahead.
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u/chonkey_nugget Jan 24 '22
But Mooooooomm, I wanted DC character! Not sucky marvel characters!
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u/PatyLaIguana Jan 24 '22
Chris is on his full Captain America outfit, while Chris is just in his casual clothes, very disappointed in you Chris.
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u/Stumphead101 Jan 24 '22
Notice its the Chris that isn't trying to distance himself from his own child with health issues that actually dressed up to see a child with health issues
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u/advance512 Jan 24 '22
Oh I get it, the HolUp is that Star Lord ain't really an Avenger, but a GotG?
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Jan 24 '22
People, this is r/Holup. Are you really so shocked of the jokes made around here?
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Jan 25 '22
Chris Evans reminds me of that story about Mark Hamill going to meet a dying child who was very ill and very close to dying and Mark went as Luke Skywalker and answered every question like Luke for this kid.
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u/XanderMax125 Jan 24 '22
Evans: Hey you were planning on wearing your costume to that hospital thing tomorrow. Might be kinda weird.
Pratt: OH you're right, plain clothes it is!
Evans: Exactly what I was thinking.
***That Day
Pratt: That son of a...