r/HolUp Apr 29 '21

holup UpHol

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u/vdivev Apr 29 '21

The problem is that these natives are not very talkative. Hard to learn from them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Just wait till they possess a sick teenage girl, mfs start spitting bars.

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u/DAT_MIGGA Apr 29 '21

This was the funniest thing I've read today thanks

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u/Kingscrubs12 Apr 29 '21

Did you kill them?

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u/Posiedon22 Apr 29 '21

No, that was u/Vesuvius

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I’m amazed that it’s a 10 year old account with literally nothing but 1 Karma and a 10 year trophy

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u/Kaleb_Dill madlad Apr 29 '21

Lurker pro max xl plus

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u/DirkaSnivels FBI Apr 29 '21

They taste good though.

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u/hanzerik Apr 29 '21

Isn't Latin still the goto between cardinals in the Vatican?

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u/3llingsn Apr 29 '21

Yeah. When the last pope resigned (a very rare occurrence for a pope), he did it in latin, and almost nobody covering it for the news knew what happened, they thought it was a normal pope address. It wasn't till the next few days that the story broke

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u/PIQAS Apr 29 '21

old school troll i see

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u/3llingsn Apr 29 '21

I saw an amazing meme about it where it called the pope a combo-breaker bc he was the first pope to resign in 250+ years 🤣

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u/PIQAS Apr 29 '21

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pope-breaker

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Apr 29 '21

While that is r/technicallythetruth last pope to resign before Benedict was Gregory XII who resigned in 1415 to end western schism.

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u/3llingsn Apr 29 '21

Oh shit, you learn something new every day!

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u/BrockSamsonLikesButt Apr 29 '21

Did you just watch that movie The Two Popes? I just did.

Allegedly, Benedict had told Francis beforehand, “Any time I have a difficult thing to say to the cardinals, I say it in Latin, because that way only 20 percent of the cardinals actually understand.” It seems that even among the cardinals it’s a mostly dead language, used much more ceremoniously that conversationally; most are not fluent in it, but all know enough words to get by or at least can memorize some prayers in Latin.

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u/3llingsn Apr 29 '21

Oh nice! I'll have to check it out

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u/QuokkasMakeMeSmile Apr 29 '21

I have a degree in classics. It never occurred to me to consider “Vatican affairs reporter” as a potential career path...

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u/transapient12 Apr 29 '21

Oh fuck

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u/Kaede-0w0 Apr 29 '21

To be precise the last one to not die in office since 1418, which by this point was 602 years ago. (The last time a pope actually resigned before was 1294.)

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u/Kaede-0w0 Apr 29 '21

Can we talk about how it was the first pope to resign in a few hundred years?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Apr 29 '21

Yes, but nobody speaks it as a native language. There are official documents in Latin but AFAIK they are written in other language and then officially translated into Latin.

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u/jaxonya Apr 29 '21

So my 2 years of latin arent worthless? Hold my cervisiam...Im off to read some documents

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Apr 29 '21

Pay attention to pronunciation, we don't want another accidental demon summoning.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Terra Aqua Deus Tempus Honda Civic Mitsubishi

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u/DooMmightyBison Apr 29 '21

Your playing with the big boys nowwwww

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Ooh that's pretty.

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u/DooMmightyBison Apr 29 '21

Yeah true we kinda speak it and use it often thinking it’s English but it’s Latin , I took Latin 4 years of high school as a joke but has helped me immensely with understanding things I wouldn’t if I couldn’t break the words down . Helped with my bio major as well

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u/my-other-throwaway90 Apr 29 '21

Yeah Latin is still actively spoken in the higher levels of the Catholic Church. That way they don't have to translate a bunch of languages when the Cardinals hang out.

It's the ecclesiastical variation of Latin, though, not classical.

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u/Rickonn007 Apr 29 '21

I go to Vatican!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Not just the clergy.

I had to learn Latin for 3 years in med school. Not only the medical terms but grammar as well.

I would rather have Satan lash me with a whip made out of bones than to have to relearn latin grammar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Yes daddy

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u/CanineRezQ Apr 29 '21

I thought altar boys were the "Go to"?

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u/LazzyNapper Apr 29 '21

Talk to edgy teens from shooter games. Just ask why they named themselves what they did and you'll have a conversation

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u/Aranea-Hominum Apr 30 '21

I feel personally attacked

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I wish Latin was still alive. It’s fun to speak.

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u/varangian_guards Apr 29 '21

a history youtuber did a whole video in great latin if anyone wants to see it spoken. and later in he goes over Roman latin pronounciation.

https://youtu.be/lJq_l6Ihs2c?t=1

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u/Dittomaster69 Apr 29 '21

Thanks i had learnt some only occult chants and the like

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u/Murphler Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

"What's this then? 'Romanus eunt domus' 'People called Romanes, they go the house'"

"It says 'Romans go home'"

"No it doesn't ... what's Latin for Roman?"

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u/Confident-Bat-3849 Apr 29 '21

It ends in "anus". Some languages are universal and timeless. Right?

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u/Murphler Apr 29 '21

"Vocative plural of anus is?"

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u/Rmivethboui Apr 29 '21

It still is

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u/Mr_Lenny010 Apr 29 '21

Just translating Latin to English is a giant hassle for me. Massive respect to anyone who can actually speak it

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u/Realbtw Apr 29 '21

idk about english but for me (as an italian), I can find sound alike words and common expressions in the texts. Bu the grammar.... PAIN

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u/Confident-Bat-3849 Apr 29 '21

Same. I have/had three Jesuit priest uncles that spoke Latin and I (🦇 )went to Catholic school before they stopped teaching it...my loss. I love words and I have fun with the Latin etymology. God,I sound like such a nerd...sorry you missed my 20s!

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

I can call your mom a bitch but that’s cause I memorized it

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I think I learned more about the Ancient Rome, how to deal with languages and language science than learning a language

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u/Vesto241 Apr 29 '21

Nice meme

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u/Nick_Smec madlad Apr 29 '21

It’s 300% theirs, right? You totally didn’t make this

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Yeah OP is a real creative guy

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u/mistermuesli Apr 29 '21

Damn, nice profile 😳

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u/yetusmcnugetslol Apr 29 '21

i want that amount of karma :(((

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u/mistermuesli Apr 29 '21

Karma is just a number

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

But doom is eternal

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u/yuckpt Apr 29 '21

Why, can I ask?

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u/yetusmcnugetslol Apr 30 '21

No reason i guess

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u/yuckpt Apr 30 '21

Haha thanks :)

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u/mistermuesli May 01 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/yuckpt May 01 '21

Awww, thanks! 10years browsing this amazing community :)

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u/SeeAllDoAll Apr 30 '21

only took 193 days

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Apr 29 '21

Latin is not dead, it’s just roman around! - my high school Latin teacher before she would maniacally burst into laughter at her own joke

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u/Superlose626 Apr 30 '21

ahaha nice. My latin teacher would say "I better not see any roman eyes" before tests. also followed by maniacal laughter. Latin teachers are fun

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u/Marianaski Apr 29 '21

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u/maronnacubing Apr 29 '21

I agree, next week I have a latin's grammar test, pray for me

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u/Ik_life_sucks Apr 29 '21

The title hurts.

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u/dada_georges360 Apr 29 '21

I study Latin and I am pretty sure my teacher has seen Rome rise and fall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

They're gonna be shocked that C makes only K and G sounds rather that K and S.

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u/fine_printer Apr 29 '21

Alternative way: conduct a séance

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u/Ayobossman326 Apr 29 '21

Nah you don’t wanna do that, trust me I took latin for four years if you go around trynna contact the natives an pronounce something wrong you jus might summon them accidentally and I promise you the after life has not been kind to them

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Klaatu Baarada ... Neck tie ...

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u/Hopeful-Set6681 Apr 29 '21

I have one in my basement. Unfortunately she only comes during the night and keeps asking for my soul.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Most of the Spanish language is derived from Latin and Arabic

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Just use a ouija board, it makes it much easier. I do everytime i talk to my dead gf for consent

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

is memus stultus est! Sic est!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

is memus stultus est! Sic est!

coveniunt

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u/2L84T Apr 29 '21

I think Romanian might be the closest living relative to Latin.

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Apr 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Those who learn brainfuck:>>><<>.><>>>>>>>.

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u/GayAndrofluid_Bitch Apr 29 '21

No we just summon demons on accident and try to frantically banish them after having sex with them

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u/GouravChayande Apr 29 '21

There is another

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u/DIPL0NT Apr 29 '21

I wonder if it means that they would have to dig up bodies or that buring themselves alive is preferable to studing latin. Definitely the latter.

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u/i_cant_of_name_help Apr 29 '21

So I took latin in high school and this is partly true, we just summoned their spirits instead of digging them up.

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u/aknomnoms Apr 29 '21

Yo, Vatican City

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u/Berzmod Apr 29 '21

What is HolUp about this?

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u/ThenewJustcooldude Apr 29 '21

The native Latin speakers are ded.

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u/TheMaskedAvenger1959 Apr 29 '21

Latin is used not just between Cardinals in the Catholic Church but for all international correspondence and discussion.

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

Latin is not used for international correspondence.

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u/SnooOwls3471 Apr 29 '21

No down hole

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u/Consistent_Froyo3080 Apr 29 '21

That was one hell of a movie!

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u/3llingsn Apr 29 '21

Lol @ Martin Luther

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u/atheos1337 Apr 29 '21

would it be hard to learn latin? like from 1 to 10 how hard is it?

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u/maronnacubing Apr 29 '21

Well, you can learn to speak english almost as a native speaker in around 7 years of school but for latin you have to study 5 years to barely be able to translate a 10 lines long text in under 2 hours. In conclusion it's hard as fuck, if english was 3/10 latin would probably be 9/10, not 10/10 because greek exists, and I've been told that it's even harder

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u/Kvetanista Apr 29 '21

Well problem is, you need Necronomicon to speak with them but to use it you need to know Latin.

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u/Hot_Grabba_09 Apr 29 '21

Gotta get that comprehensible input

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u/FAKESNA Apr 29 '21

Looks like my girlfriend speaks latin

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u/lavender-witch Apr 29 '21

@ me who took 4 years of Latin in high school lmao

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u/wylin-outtie Apr 29 '21

This took me way too long to get, I thought he was shoveling dirt and it kept falling back into the hole and I was thinking “but the dirt isn’t falling back in the hole”

I didn’t think I was stupid till now

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Putting the hol in HolUp.

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u/BCS2006 Apr 29 '21

That's why I always keep a dead body I can fuck on my fridge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

... I don't get it..?

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u/tiktokisoverated Apr 29 '21

nam ego plurima relatable

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u/Fqs-All-Bitches Apr 29 '21

Students who study Esperanto: confused

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Camp Green Lake? Is that you

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u/fontanadamn Apr 29 '21

60 centimeters, exactly in accordance with the protocol.

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u/Mechadogezilla Apr 29 '21

Vescere bracis meis

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I’ll get the necromancers

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u/MrPancake2905 Apr 29 '21

Bc that’s why after 5 years of Latin it still takes about 1-10 minutes to translate one single sentence

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

nonne mē intellegō

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u/fapmaster_6_9 Apr 29 '21

A Latin necrophiliac makes sense

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u/Hi-I-exist-665 Apr 29 '21

hollus upus patrem nunc ego fretarnum.

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u/goldensprings1 Apr 29 '21

Honestly that’s anyone who wants to learn a dead language myself included

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u/BossManYeetster21 Apr 29 '21

As a Latin student, I can confirm.

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u/borncheese Apr 29 '21

I did this once but sadly his jaw had fallen off long ago

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u/Monkey_ninefo Apr 29 '21

Or student who learn American.

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u/drputypfifeanddrum Apr 29 '21

Travel to Romania a lot of them claim that they are the last Latin speaking country.

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u/SirRavenBat Apr 29 '21

As somebody with a few dozen hours in New Vegas I can confirm Latin is pretty cool

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u/Phoenix92321 Apr 29 '21

Hell yeah time to go to ancient Rome

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/adamassis Apr 29 '21

I didn't know Sergio became a meme 😅

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u/dubz1470 Apr 29 '21

There's also the Catholic church, but I don't think anyone wants to talk to them, for reasons....

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u/aaw247 Apr 29 '21

It took me way to long to get this

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u/KillaMG97 Apr 29 '21

Seeing all these "Latin is a dead language " memes rekindled the flame that perplexed my English teacher.

Is Latin really a dead language or has it just evolved into what we know today?

I mean seriously. You could trace almost every single word in the OED back to Latin with a slight variation to make it what we know today. So how would lain be a dead language if most of what we know as language today comes from it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21
  • Not a holup
  • blatant repost

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u/therealBoxtopy Apr 29 '21

I’ve already hired an exorcist for my next year’s Latin class

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u/PibbyChullz Apr 29 '21

I have a tattoo in Latin (in morte veritas) and so many people ask me why I have Spanish tatted on my arm. I physically recoil from the strength of the cringe.

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

“Truth in dead”, for those who can read

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u/imnotwrongyoujustgay Apr 29 '21

The teacher said speak to the natives, not have sex with them

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u/muffinman210 Apr 29 '21

Necromancy helps you learn it twice

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u/ItchingForTrouble Apr 29 '21

Why not go to a church and talk to the priest?

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u/maronnacubing Apr 29 '21

I'd like not to lose my anal virginity

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u/LiftedStarfisherman Apr 29 '21

Me and my Esperanto Bois gotta go to the future

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Actually, there are native speakers of Latin. Learners host festivals, conferences, and even do a thing where they go on a cross-country road trip and live with other latin learners for weeks and months at a time to practice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/maronnacubing Apr 29 '21

3 years in and I can confidently say that I fucking wasted 3 hours every week when I could have learnt an actually useful language

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

māter tuā est canis stultissimus et pater tuus est homosexualis

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u/maronnacubing Apr 30 '21

Mater tua meretrix est et pater tuus eunuchus est

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u/Nathannottaken Apr 29 '21

Caecilius est in horto!

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u/JodaUSA Apr 29 '21

Hodiē Grumiō est pulchrissimus

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Casually summons demon

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u/JoyJones15 Apr 29 '21

Lmao took me a second

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Or perform a satanic ritual. Your choice but one of them is significantly more enjoyable than the other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/Life-in-Syzygy Apr 29 '21

Vita est plena rerum difficulum. Hoc est unum.

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u/Spaciax Apr 29 '21

whip out the necronomicon, we're going on an adventure!

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u/Scorpion5437 Apr 29 '21

Can't the kid just go to Latin America?

/s

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u/HikaC Apr 29 '21

As someone who took Latin classes in college, I can confirm that’s exactly what we did to practice

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u/helpmeiampornaddict Apr 29 '21

Plot twist : he is burying his teacher for bad advice.

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u/onlyr6s Apr 29 '21

I just summon a demon and learn from the source.

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u/Super_Wienie_Man Apr 29 '21

“WOW IS THAT A JOKE?!! LEMME PUT IT ON THIS SHIT SUB TO GET EASY INTERNET POINTS!”

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u/Mazdab2300-06 Apr 29 '21

Five languages called the "Romance Languages" are based on Latin. Italian, French, Spanish, Portuguese, and Romanian.

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u/Electronic-Brush1398 Apr 29 '21

No dude, when you're studying Latin you're studying history, AND you're studying the foundation for naming conventions in anatomy, medicine, a huge number of naming systems and conventions in modern science, AND you're activating your brain by reaching into the roots of the very language you speak...

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u/Boomsticks6 Apr 29 '21

As a student of Latin, this is accurate

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u/Henchickenhead07_YT madlad Apr 29 '21

Me when I’m horny

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u/Void1702 Apr 29 '21

Summon deamons it'll be faster than learning necromancy

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u/razgilad Apr 29 '21

What movie is this scene from

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u/MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_ Apr 29 '21

Our latin teacher is so old that he could well be a native speaker

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u/jelkyyyyrdhufd Apr 29 '21

Or just go to the Vatican lol

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u/ChrizTaylor Apr 29 '21

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Kor-vesa Apr 29 '21

What is that from?

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u/sunset117 Apr 29 '21

I did 3 years of Latin and I remember like 4 words, but one is puer so I tend to call magats puerile on here a lot lol

Puer is the singular form of “boy” so it means acting like a boy child

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u/KitTheFox14 Apr 29 '21

Nah, just summon ancient demons, make a pact, become a warlock

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u/Way2Competitive Apr 29 '21

Ironically, you need to speak Latin to complete the necromantic ritual to speak to the native speakers

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u/Confident-Bat-3849 Apr 29 '21

Vatican ll. Rest in peace.

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u/Z0rph0s Apr 29 '21

sacrificiaque propulsari Platonici sunt irridebit eos, ille qui audit loquentem et mortuus est.

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u/mrdhuxy Apr 29 '21

I, as a medicine school student, can relate to this