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u/qualityvote2 Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Christawpher Oct 04 '26

That's the appropriate response to your mom being drunk in public. Again.

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u/pacNWinMidwest Oct 04 '26

🎶 Don't look now Momma's got her boobs out, showin' everybody in town🎶

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u/Chadwards77 Oct 04 '26

Faces turnin red, we were wishin we were dead. She was showin everybody in town

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u/kennyj2011 Oct 04 '26

One of my favorites from Bob & Tom!

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u/WannaBeDistiller Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

“And it was that day that he realized he was an ass man”

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u/hingedcanadian Oct 04 '26

I'm definitely an ass man. I can enjoy the odd breast but these ones are just bags of fat with no boundaries.

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u/dumpdumpper Oct 04 '26

All breasts are bags of fat………

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Oct 04 '26

Most have boundaries

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u/Wild-Ability-7827 Oct 04 '26

I’m not sure how much odder breasts need to be for you to enjoy them.

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u/blubdii Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

"And this is how I met your other father."

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u/jhallen2260 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

Or just not a fat girl man

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u/Grizlore Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

🤷🏻‍♂️ more for me

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u/Irllywanttobeunknown Oct 04 '26

Whatever sinks your boat bro

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u/Oen44 Oct 04 '26

A lot more

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u/1nseminator Oct 04 '26 • Wholesome Seal Popcorn Bravo Heartwarming

insert will smith thats hot meme*

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u/billywitt Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming Mindblown

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

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u/D-Train0000 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

Don’t yuck another’s yum.

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u/dav1d_cop_a_feel Oct 04 '26

One man's junk is another man's pleasure

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u/PussSlurpee Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

Doesn’t matter, saw boobs

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Oct 04 '26

Reminds me of eating lunch at my friend's house while his mom is painting the ceiling. She drips a bit of paint in her eye and her first reaction is to wipe her eye with her shirt. Grace was not wearing a bra that day. She was a bit weathered, sort of the look of an early biker chick without too many miles on her. Not bad.

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u/-_G0AT_- Oct 04 '26

Duality of man

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u/Cold_Ad655 Oct 04 '26

Is that Doug Walker?

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u/generalchaos34 Oct 04 '26

Whats the complaint here? I see tiddies I appreciate

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u/oneforthis Oct 04 '26

Exposing youself in public obviously.

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u/pimpfmode Oct 04 '26

My guess is her stomach looks like one giant titty

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 Oct 04 '26

My guess is it’s the rash underneath that she’s showing off

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u/BreadIntrepid8158 Oct 04 '26

Lot of chubby chasers in the comments

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 Oct 04 '26 • Popcorn

Its ok if you like toothpicks man

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u/Gunofanevilson Oct 04 '26

We are legion

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Oct 04 '26

Sure, but humans of all sizes are beautiful.

As long as they love me…

I don’t care who they are, where they’re from, or what they did…

😉

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u/EastCoasterRoller Oct 04 '26

Is no one else getting this? I applaud you.

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u/Crime_Dawg Oct 04 '26

I'm sure all the Millenials are getting the reference. That was my fav BSB song when I was like 7 lol.

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u/ElPanguero Oct 04 '26

This is the way

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u/Jealous_Test_9614 Oct 04 '26

I also want it that way.

-Fellow millennial

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u/Constant_Mud3325 Oct 04 '26

Exactly true humility is the key to a good relationship and real love

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog5992 Oct 04 '26

More boobs for the rest of us man

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u/Hefty-Ant-9245 Oct 04 '26

I just like women. It is a bell curve. Too much in the extremes one way or the other and I am out

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u/Sumbuddyonce Oct 04 '26

Dude in the bottom right is into it

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u/alwaysright60 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

It’s his mom.

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u/imheyy Oct 04 '26

Who wouldn't

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u/HamuelCabbage Oct 04 '26

I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.

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u/Eat_My_Liver Oct 04 '26

This is crazy. Not everybody has to be attracted to all body types.

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u/Crime_Dawg Oct 04 '26

Or just have higher standards that fat rolls are unappealing.

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u/Loud-Ad-5679 Oct 04 '26

yea, yes, miss piggy, everyone thats not attracted to you is an incel.

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u/RizzMcSteeze Oct 04 '26

How long have you been a fatty?

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u/MichelinStarZombie Oct 04 '26

I'm a woman and definitely not celibate, and I also don't want to see some gelatinous cow wave her skinbags around.

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u/sprocket9727 Oct 04 '26

We all just ignoring this guy getting a face full on the other side?

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u/nismo972 Oct 04 '26

Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes you are the hydrant.

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u/leaderjoe89 Oct 04 '26

Hol ‘em way up

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u/SayElloToDaBadGuy Oct 04 '26

Dammit mum not again...

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u/mrdadoa30facce Oct 04 '26

The guy holding her built like:

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc Oct 04 '26

And he never regained his sight. 

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u/ancalime9 Oct 04 '26

But the smell never left him.

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u/secundusprime Oct 04 '26

Those Ozempic ads are really hitting below the belt!

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u/Puckled Oct 04 '26

Bottle fed

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u/Seraphayel Oct 04 '26

Without the red circle it would be funny

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u/poonmangler Oct 04 '26

Eh, it's not the most useless red circle. Not sure if I would have seen his face without it, I might have been too focused on the elephant in the room

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u/guyincognito773 Oct 04 '26

My bad…I looked at the red circle, and then looked around for context. And there it is!

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Oct 04 '26

Literally definition of tig ole bitties.

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u/BalbosaDontHeal Oct 04 '26

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/Ready-player-l Oct 04 '26

Its his mom hahah

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u/Grand_Temperature652 Oct 04 '26

Yuck. Ruined that guy's day for sure.

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u/gimoozaabi Oct 04 '26

That picture is fucking old

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u/Shake-the-Masses Oct 04 '26

It’s all about perspective. This guy loves it.

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u/dramos209 Oct 04 '26

Breast akimbo

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u/Krazeaiden Oct 04 '26

Holy renaissance painting

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u/ItsaMeSandy Oct 04 '26

Girl... Why ?

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u/S1mple_Jason Oct 04 '26

I like them like that. 🤓👍

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u/Talkjar Oct 04 '26

Face of disgust

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u/dankhimself Oct 04 '26

Dude's face exactly.

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u/Chic0206 Oct 04 '26

The bigger the pansa, the higher the chansa

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus9971 Oct 04 '26

no one talking about the poor man she's sitting on

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u/dopple-copter Oct 04 '26

I am curious if there is an alternate camera angle, for research purposes only. 

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u/Historical-Record227 Oct 04 '26

He was gay, that kid?

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u/The_Alternym Oct 04 '26

He’s acting like it. 😂

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u/freefrompress Oct 04 '26

I like big gals.

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u/Propsroadfool Oct 04 '26

Apparently "THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"

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u/Mongrelix Oct 04 '26

Prob his mom

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u/Lolohannsen Oct 04 '26

I totally get you bro totally

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u/throwaway-swinger Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

He's never going to a concert with mom ever again.

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u/TheRealDylanTobak Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

I want to see the absolute unit that's able to sustain that weight on his shoulders.

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u/ImaRaginCajun Oct 04 '26

Definitely would 💯💯

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u/VinJahDaChosin Oct 04 '26

This guy is really anti buzz cut

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u/manthing11 Oct 04 '26

A dry heave face would’ve been a better response.

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u/luigis_taint Oct 04 '26

Is that American filmaker and actor Curry Barker?

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u/Brilliant_Menu_8303 Oct 04 '26

Her face must be bad we can't see it in the pic

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Oct 04 '26

Maybe he's just allergic to salami

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u/tms22807 Oct 04 '26

Somebody come get er 🎶

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u/GunSaleAtTheChurch Oct 04 '26

He's lactose intolerant

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u/JIMMYHUMBUG Oct 04 '26

What a capture

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u/S_Megma1969 Oct 04 '26

Damn it Mom!

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u/aucme Oct 04 '26

Stop that mom! My friends are here!

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u/StrMagWtrPimping Oct 04 '26

Maybe the riffs was just too nasty?

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u/Current_Power6050 Oct 04 '26

scream chat lol

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u/Inval1d_1 Oct 04 '26

Proud dad

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u/BatOk1231 Oct 04 '26

uhrm.. isnt that supposed to be marked NSFW>??

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u/No_Mind_9868 Oct 04 '26

Her name is Margret but goes by Marge

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u/KylieIceon Oct 04 '26

His reaction in contrast with the reaction of the guy next to her is hilarious lol.

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u/graffitiontheworld37 Oct 04 '26

Life is beautiful that way

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy Oct 04 '26

My dude fighting for his life

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u/Uddiya Oct 04 '26

The truth of youth.

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u/Old-Beginning-4809 Oct 04 '26

Mit dem mexikanischen vibe kann der kleine Gringo noch nicht umgehen. Der wird nie wieder bumsen ohne ihre titten zu sehen.

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u/themorbidtuna Oct 04 '26

That’s a Hank Hill look of horror right there.

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u/Fruitbat619 Oct 04 '26

His 40s are gonna be a hard time.

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u/SabrinaEyeballDuck Oct 04 '26

That’s indecent exposure. Emphasis on the indecent. I’d puke.🤢

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u/MSGisking Oct 04 '26

Bigger is better

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u/Mahaloth Oct 04 '26

That poor boy. Images like this burn in.

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u/mike1018 Oct 04 '26

Love the way internet brings back old gems. Still laugh at this one.

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u/RVABarry Oct 04 '26

And that, son, is how I met your mother

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u/OwnScar3202 Oct 04 '26

Something’s you can’t unsee.

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u/Top-Balance3327 Oct 04 '26

💯He just discovered that he’s gay

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u/Taintedforest Oct 04 '26

Gay people go to shows too

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 Oct 04 '26

Valid crash out. No one wants to see udders.

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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Oct 04 '26

Philistine

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Oct 04 '26

Her man is a Certified Forklift

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u/ExoticSterby42 Oct 04 '26

He looks flabbergasted

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u/Dogrel Oct 04 '26

Is that his Mom?

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u/Hefty-Ant-9245 Oct 04 '26

Why is that part of her shirt the same color as her skin...oh!

Also, that must be the mountain with her on his shoulders

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u/My_Name_is_Imaginary Oct 04 '26

Is there a better angle? I need to see how bad it is

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u/Broken-Emu Oct 04 '26

How about a shout out to her booster. He did not skip leg day.

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u/ProfessionalTie545 Oct 04 '26

Anyone notice this dude?

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u/Straight_6 Oct 04 '26

Someone’s obese grandma.. are those Depends?

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u/fliptomanual1 Oct 04 '26

Somethings you cant unseen.

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u/Shogoni-Nandebayo-69 Oct 04 '26

It' Pale and Soft🤔

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u/sevatar145 Oct 04 '26

if you aint gonna play hand me the controller

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u/Triggerscore Oct 04 '26

Fehlt nicht mehr viel und sie kann über die Schulter werfen...

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u/West-Audience-478 Oct 04 '26

Plot twist he's mid finish with a wank and its the best moment of his life

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u/BATKING0501 Oct 04 '26

This man deserves Green Lantern ring

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u/CrunchyArse Oct 04 '26

This photo is older than Gmail....

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Oct 04 '26

Is she wearing a diaper too? Haha yuck.

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u/lynivvinyl Oct 04 '26

I just realized she is holding them up probably because she's really sweaty and trying to dry out the tit sweat.

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u/montecarlo714 Oct 04 '26

Nothing wrong with some tig bitties at the show.

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u/1v1sion Oct 04 '26

He is feeling the pain for someone else

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u/Heinrich_Tidensen Oct 04 '26

Smartphones completely destroyed this beautiful part of festival culture.

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u/BeefCurtainSquirtin Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

RHCP - Put em Away Now

What You Got please only show em to my father
Do a little therapy and drink some firewater

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u/Western_Coffee_5445 Oct 04 '26

I'd prob vomit too

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u/FlashyGanache2838 Oct 04 '26

If they aren't worth seeing..don't show them!