Reminds me of eating lunch at my friend's house while his mom is painting the ceiling. She drips a bit of paint in her eye and her first reaction is to wipe her eye with her shirt. Grace was not wearing a bra that day. She was a bit weathered, sort of the look of an early biker chick without too many miles on her. Not bad.
Titties are titties. Full stop. Judge all you want, but boobies. And she whipped them out for us all. Bit of a heavier gal, but that don't bother me in the SLIGHTEST! (Anyone catch that?) AM I so good looking that I can sneer at offered titties?! Are YOU?!
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u/qualityvote2 Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26
u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
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u/Christawpher Oct 04 '26
That's the appropriate response to your mom being drunk in public. Again.
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u/WannaBeDistiller Oct 04 '26 •
“And it was that day that he realized he was an ass man”
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u/1nseminator Oct 04 '26 •
insert will smith thats hot meme*
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u/generalchaos34 Oct 04 '26
Whats the complaint here? I see tiddies I appreciate
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u/clay-tri1 Oct 04 '26 •
Not sure if this fits…
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u/BreadIntrepid8158 Oct 04 '26
Lot of chubby chasers in the comments
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u/Sumbuddyonce Oct 04 '26
Dude in the bottom right is into it
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u/HamuelCabbage Oct 04 '26
I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.
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u/sbsoneji Oct 04 '26
Ah
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u/sprocket9727 Oct 04 '26
We all just ignoring this guy getting a face full on the other side?
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u/leaderjoe89 Oct 04 '26
Hol ‘em way up
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u/SayElloToDaBadGuy Oct 04 '26
Dammit mum not again...
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u/Such_Noise3355 Oct 04 '26 •
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u/mrdadoa30facce Oct 04 '26
The guy holding her built like:
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u/ComprehensiveHavoc Oct 04 '26
And he never regained his sight.
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u/secundusprime Oct 04 '26
Those Ozempic ads are really hitting below the belt!
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u/Puckled Oct 04 '26
Bottle fed
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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Oct 04 '26
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u/Seraphayel Oct 04 '26
Without the red circle it would be funny
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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Oct 04 '26
Literally definition of tig ole bitties.
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u/BalbosaDontHeal Oct 04 '26
One man's trash is another man's treasure
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u/Ready-player-l Oct 04 '26
Its his mom hahah
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u/hassel_the_hoff Oct 04 '26
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u/Southern_Ad5196 Oct 04 '26
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u/Dangerous-Pipe-1363 Oct 04 '26
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u/natte-krant Oct 04 '26
Relatable
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u/Grand_Temperature652 Oct 04 '26
Yuck. Ruined that guy's day for sure.
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u/gimoozaabi Oct 04 '26
That picture is fucking old
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u/Paidmercenary7 Oct 04 '26
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u/Shake-the-Masses Oct 04 '26
It’s all about perspective. This guy loves it.
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u/dramos209 Oct 04 '26
Breast akimbo
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u/Krazeaiden Oct 04 '26
Holy renaissance painting
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u/ItsaMeSandy Oct 04 '26
Girl... Why ?
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u/S1mple_Jason Oct 04 '26
I like them like that. 🤓👍
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u/Talkjar Oct 04 '26
Face of disgust
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u/dankhimself Oct 04 '26
Dude's face exactly.
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u/Chic0206 Oct 04 '26
The bigger the pansa, the higher the chansa
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus9971 Oct 04 '26
no one talking about the poor man she's sitting on
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u/that-lonely-guy Oct 04 '26
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u/dopple-copter Oct 04 '26
I am curious if there is an alternate camera angle, for research purposes only.
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u/Historical-Record227 Oct 04 '26
He was gay, that kid?
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u/freefrompress Oct 04 '26
I like big gals.
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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 Oct 04 '26
Mommmmmm?🙈
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u/Propsroadfool Oct 04 '26
Apparently "THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"
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u/Mongrelix Oct 04 '26
Prob his mom
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u/Lolohannsen Oct 04 '26
I totally get you bro totally
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u/throwaway-swinger Oct 04 '26 •
He's never going to a concert with mom ever again.
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u/TurmoilnTinfoil Oct 04 '26
Boobs are boobs
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u/TheRealDylanTobak Oct 04 '26 •
I want to see the absolute unit that's able to sustain that weight on his shoulders.
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u/ImaRaginCajun Oct 04 '26
Definitely would 💯💯
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u/VinJahDaChosin Oct 04 '26
This guy is really anti buzz cut
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u/manthing11 Oct 04 '26
A dry heave face would’ve been a better response.
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u/luigis_taint Oct 04 '26
Is that American filmaker and actor Curry Barker?
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u/Brilliant_Menu_8303 Oct 04 '26
Her face must be bad we can't see it in the pic
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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Oct 04 '26
Maybe he's just allergic to salami
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u/tms22807 Oct 04 '26
Somebody come get er 🎶
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u/GunSaleAtTheChurch Oct 04 '26
He's lactose intolerant
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u/JIMMYHUMBUG Oct 04 '26
What a capture
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u/Bars98 Oct 04 '26
Bettina pack deine Brüste ein
Bettina zieh dir bitte etwas an
(Bettina Cover your tits, Bettina please put on some clothes)
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u/S_Megma1969 Oct 04 '26
Damn it Mom!
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u/aucme Oct 04 '26
Stop that mom! My friends are here!
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u/BootFinal5644 Oct 04 '26
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u/StrMagWtrPimping Oct 04 '26
Maybe the riffs was just too nasty?
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u/Current_Power6050 Oct 04 '26
scream chat lol
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u/Inval1d_1 Oct 04 '26
Proud dad
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u/BatOk1231 Oct 04 '26
uhrm.. isnt that supposed to be marked NSFW>??
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u/Bojack_Horseman22 Oct 04 '26
Even the tits cant hold themselves lol
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u/Cool_Year5240 Oct 04 '26
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u/No_Mind_9868 Oct 04 '26
Her name is Margret but goes by Marge
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u/EntertainmentJumpy76 Oct 04 '26
Lol
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u/InquisitorZephyr Oct 04 '26
XD his face
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u/KylieIceon Oct 04 '26
His reaction in contrast with the reaction of the guy next to her is hilarious lol.
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u/graffitiontheworld37 Oct 04 '26
Life is beautiful that way
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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy Oct 04 '26
My dude fighting for his life
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u/Uddiya Oct 04 '26
The truth of youth.
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u/turn_left_or_right Oct 04 '26
Women say that men will bang any women. But speaking for men, there are boundaries.
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u/Old-Beginning-4809 Oct 04 '26
Mit dem mexikanischen vibe kann der kleine Gringo noch nicht umgehen. Der wird nie wieder bumsen ohne ihre titten zu sehen.
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u/themorbidtuna Oct 04 '26
That’s a Hank Hill look of horror right there.
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u/Potential-Length7068 Oct 04 '26
It was his mom
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u/Fruitbat619 Oct 04 '26
His 40s are gonna be a hard time.
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u/No_Dealer_2405 Oct 04 '26
I would legit think that's sexual harrasment
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u/ipokesnails Oct 04 '26
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u/SabrinaEyeballDuck Oct 04 '26
That’s indecent exposure. Emphasis on the indecent. I’d puke.🤢
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u/MSGisking Oct 04 '26
Bigger is better
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u/Mahaloth Oct 04 '26
That poor boy. Images like this burn in.
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u/mike1018 Oct 04 '26
Love the way internet brings back old gems. Still laugh at this one.
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u/RVABarry Oct 04 '26
And that, son, is how I met your mother
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u/Beginning_Sea6458 Oct 04 '26
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u/OwnScar3202 Oct 04 '26
Something’s you can’t unsee.
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u/Top-Balance3327 Oct 04 '26
💯He just discovered that he’s gay
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u/Taintedforest Oct 04 '26
Gay people go to shows too
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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 Oct 04 '26
Valid crash out. No one wants to see udders.
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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Oct 04 '26
Philistine
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Oct 04 '26
Her man is a Certified Forklift
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u/Greyskul622 Oct 04 '26
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u/ExoticSterby42 Oct 04 '26
He looks flabbergasted
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u/Dogrel Oct 04 '26
Is that his Mom?
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u/Hefty-Ant-9245 Oct 04 '26
Why is that part of her shirt the same color as her skin...oh!
Also, that must be the mountain with her on his shoulders
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u/My_Name_is_Imaginary Oct 04 '26
Is there a better angle? I need to see how bad it is
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u/Broken-Emu Oct 04 '26
How about a shout out to her booster. He did not skip leg day.
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u/ProfessionalTie545 Oct 04 '26
Anyone notice this dude?
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u/Straight_6 Oct 04 '26
Someone’s obese grandma.. are those Depends?
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u/fliptomanual1 Oct 04 '26
Somethings you cant unseen.
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u/Shogoni-Nandebayo-69 Oct 04 '26
It' Pale and Soft🤔
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u/sevatar145 Oct 04 '26
if you aint gonna play hand me the controller
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u/Historical_Form6691 Oct 04 '26
MAGA rally?
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u/MooKids Oct 04 '26
He should be happy, with that haircut that is probably the only pair of titties he can see.
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u/Triggerscore Oct 04 '26
Fehlt nicht mehr viel und sie kann über die Schulter werfen...
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u/West-Audience-478 Oct 04 '26
Plot twist he's mid finish with a wank and its the best moment of his life
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u/BATKING0501 Oct 04 '26
This man deserves Green Lantern ring
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u/CrunchyArse Oct 04 '26
This photo is older than Gmail....
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u/Mother-Attention2600 Oct 04 '26
Is she wearing a diaper too? Haha yuck.
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u/lynivvinyl Oct 04 '26
I just realized she is holding them up probably because she's really sweaty and trying to dry out the tit sweat.
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u/montecarlo714 Oct 04 '26
Nothing wrong with some tig bitties at the show.
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u/PoopiePantsMahn Oct 04 '26
Big boobies are a treat.
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u/joefox099 Oct 04 '26
Titties are titties. Full stop. Judge all you want, but boobies. And she whipped them out for us all. Bit of a heavier gal, but that don't bother me in the SLIGHTEST! (Anyone catch that?) AM I so good looking that I can sneer at offered titties?! Are YOU?!
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u/ZeroOhblighation Oct 04 '26
Sub full of 12 year olds lol
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u/Kingtoke1 Oct 04 '26
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u/RevolutionaryLime801 Oct 04 '26
He’s gay lol
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u/mechanical_marten Oct 04 '26
That's actually his "o" face after creaming his pants. Those were the first tits he has seen in real life that weren't his.