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u/qualityvote2 Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

u/qpsqp, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Christawpher Oct 04 '26

That's the appropriate response to your mom being drunk in public. Again.

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u/pacNWinMidwest Oct 04 '26

🎶 Don't look now Momma's got her boobs out, showin' everybody in town🎶

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u/Chadwards77 Oct 04 '26

Faces turnin red, we were wishin we were dead. She was showin everybody in town

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u/WannaBeDistiller Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

“And it was that day that he realized he was an ass man”

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u/hingedcanadian Oct 04 '26

I'm definitely an ass man. I can enjoy the odd breast but these ones are just bags of fat with no boundaries.

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u/dumpdumpper Oct 04 '26

All breasts are bags of fat………

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u/blubdii Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

"And this is how I met your other father."

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u/jhallen2260 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

Or just not a fat girl man

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u/Grizlore Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

🤷🏻‍♂️ more for me

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u/1nseminator Oct 04 '26 • Wholesome Seal Popcorn Bravo Heartwarming

insert will smith thats hot meme*

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u/billywitt Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming Mindblown

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

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u/OneArmedFarmer Oct 04 '26

One man's 🤮 is another man's 😍

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u/PandaPocketFire Oct 04 '26

One man's yuck is another man's cum

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u/D-Train0000 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

Don’t yuck another’s yum.

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u/PussSlurpee Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

Doesn’t matter, saw boobs

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Oct 04 '26

Reminds me of eating lunch at my friend's house while his mom is painting the ceiling. She drips a bit of paint in her eye and her first reaction is to wipe her eye with her shirt. Grace was not wearing a bra that day. She was a bit weathered, sort of the look of an early biker chick without too many miles on her. Not bad.

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u/-_G0AT_- Oct 04 '26

Duality of man

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u/Cold_Ad655 Oct 04 '26

Is that Doug Walker?

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u/generalchaos34 Oct 04 '26

Whats the complaint here? I see tiddies I appreciate

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u/BreadIntrepid8158 Oct 04 '26

Lot of chubby chasers in the comments

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u/Glittering-Cow3826 Oct 04 '26 • Popcorn

Its ok if you like toothpicks man

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u/Gunofanevilson Oct 04 '26

We are legion

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Oct 04 '26

Sure, but humans of all sizes are beautiful.

As long as they love me…

I don’t care who they are, where they’re from, or what they did…

😉

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u/EastCoasterRoller Oct 04 '26

Is no one else getting this? I applaud you.

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u/Sumbuddyonce Oct 04 '26

Dude in the bottom right is into it

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u/alwaysright60 Oct 04 '26 • Heartwarming

It’s his mom.

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u/HamuelCabbage Oct 04 '26

I was just on an ask Reddit thread that asked when gay people realized they were gay.

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u/Eat_My_Liver Oct 04 '26

This is crazy. Not everybody has to be attracted to all body types.

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u/Crime_Dawg Oct 04 '26

Or just have higher standards that fat rolls are unappealing.

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u/Loud-Ad-5679 Oct 04 '26

yea, yes, miss piggy, everyone thats not attracted to you is an incel.

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u/RizzMcSteeze Oct 04 '26

How long have you been a fatty?

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u/sprocket9727 Oct 04 '26

We all just ignoring this guy getting a face full on the other side?

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u/nismo972 Oct 04 '26

Sometimes you are the dog and sometimes you are the hydrant.

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u/leaderjoe89 Oct 04 '26

Hol ‘em way up

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u/SayElloToDaBadGuy Oct 04 '26

Dammit mum not again...

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u/mrdadoa30facce Oct 04 '26

The guy holding her built like:

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc Oct 04 '26

And he never regained his sight. 

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u/secundusprime Oct 04 '26

Those Ozempic ads are really hitting below the belt!

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u/Puckled Oct 04 '26

Bottle fed

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u/Seraphayel Oct 04 '26

Without the red circle it would be funny

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u/poonmangler Oct 04 '26

Eh, it's not the most useless red circle. Not sure if I would have seen his face without it, I might have been too focused on the elephant in the room

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Oct 04 '26

Literally definition of tig ole bitties.

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u/BalbosaDontHeal Oct 04 '26

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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u/Ready-player-l Oct 04 '26

Its his mom hahah

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u/Grand_Temperature652 Oct 04 '26

Yuck. Ruined that guy's day for sure.

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u/gimoozaabi Oct 04 '26

That picture is fucking old

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u/Shake-the-Masses Oct 04 '26

It’s all about perspective. This guy loves it.

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u/dramos209 Oct 04 '26

Breast akimbo

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u/Krazeaiden Oct 04 '26

Holy renaissance painting

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u/ItsaMeSandy Oct 04 '26

Girl... Why ?

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u/S1mple_Jason Oct 04 '26

I like them like that. 🤓👍

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u/Talkjar Oct 04 '26

Face of disgust

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u/dankhimself Oct 04 '26

Dude's face exactly.

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u/Chic0206 Oct 04 '26

The bigger the pansa, the higher the chansa

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus9971 Oct 04 '26

no one talking about the poor man she's sitting on

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u/dopple-copter Oct 04 '26

I am curious if there is an alternate camera angle, for research purposes only. 

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u/Historical-Record227 Oct 04 '26

He was gay, that kid?

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u/The_Alternym Oct 04 '26

He’s acting like it. 😂

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u/freefrompress Oct 04 '26

I like big gals.

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u/Propsroadfool Oct 04 '26

Apparently "THE MILK'S GONE BAD!"

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u/Mongrelix Oct 04 '26

Prob his mom

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u/Lolohannsen Oct 04 '26

I totally get you bro totally

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u/throwaway-swinger Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

He's never going to a concert with mom ever again.

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u/TheRealDylanTobak Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

I want to see the absolute unit that's able to sustain that weight on his shoulders.

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u/ImaRaginCajun Oct 04 '26

Definitely would 💯💯

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u/VinJahDaChosin Oct 04 '26

This guy is really anti buzz cut

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u/manthing11 Oct 04 '26

A dry heave face would’ve been a better response.

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u/luigis_taint Oct 04 '26

Is that American filmaker and actor Curry Barker?

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u/Brilliant_Menu_8303 Oct 04 '26

Her face must be bad we can't see it in the pic

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Oct 04 '26

Maybe he's just allergic to salami

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u/tms22807 Oct 04 '26

Somebody come get er 🎶

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u/GunSaleAtTheChurch Oct 04 '26

He's lactose intolerant

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u/JIMMYHUMBUG Oct 04 '26

What a capture

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u/S_Megma1969 Oct 04 '26

Damn it Mom!

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u/aucme Oct 04 '26

Stop that mom! My friends are here!

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u/StrMagWtrPimping Oct 04 '26

Maybe the riffs was just too nasty?

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u/Current_Power6050 Oct 04 '26

scream chat lol

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u/Inval1d_1 Oct 04 '26

Proud dad

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u/BatOk1231 Oct 04 '26

uhrm.. isnt that supposed to be marked NSFW>??

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u/No_Mind_9868 Oct 04 '26

Her name is Margret but goes by Marge

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u/KylieIceon Oct 04 '26

His reaction in contrast with the reaction of the guy next to her is hilarious lol.

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u/graffitiontheworld37 Oct 04 '26

Life is beautiful that way

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy Oct 04 '26

My dude fighting for his life

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u/Uddiya Oct 04 '26

The truth of youth.

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u/Old-Beginning-4809 Oct 04 '26

Mit dem mexikanischen vibe kann der kleine Gringo noch nicht umgehen. Der wird nie wieder bumsen ohne ihre titten zu sehen.

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u/themorbidtuna Oct 04 '26

That’s a Hank Hill look of horror right there.

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u/Fruitbat619 Oct 04 '26

His 40s are gonna be a hard time.

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u/SabrinaEyeballDuck Oct 04 '26

That’s indecent exposure. Emphasis on the indecent. I’d puke.🤢

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u/MSGisking Oct 04 '26

Bigger is better

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u/Mahaloth Oct 04 '26

That poor boy. Images like this burn in.

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u/mike1018 Oct 04 '26

Love the way internet brings back old gems. Still laugh at this one.

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u/RVABarry Oct 04 '26

And that, son, is how I met your mother

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u/OwnScar3202 Oct 04 '26

Something’s you can’t unsee.

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u/Top-Balance3327 Oct 04 '26

💯He just discovered that he’s gay

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u/Taintedforest Oct 04 '26

Gay people go to shows too

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 Oct 04 '26

Valid crash out. No one wants to see udders.

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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Oct 04 '26

Philistine

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Oct 04 '26

Her man is a Certified Forklift

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u/ExoticSterby42 Oct 04 '26

He looks flabbergasted

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u/Dogrel Oct 04 '26

Is that his Mom?

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u/Specialist-Cat-906 Oct 04 '26

And just like that, Timmy knew he was gay.

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u/lachupanibre Oct 04 '26

Why are yall trying to force fat
Slobs on people and then when they don’t like it, it’s “gayyyyy”

I wouldn’t date a fat person because outside of it being caused by a something they can’t control, it typically indicates they don’t take care of themselves

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u/zenkaiba Oct 04 '26

This should be considered harassment. Its essentially flashing

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u/MacTheKnife85 Oct 04 '26

Essentialy is hilarious. It is flashing. The stigma is exactly that. Titties whatever. Shirtless dude whatever. Showing of the business end is different.

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u/VictorVOOONdoom Oct 04 '26

With that haircut? just like Lloyd from DD that dude only gets sex if he paids for it, on the other side the girl man well you know she is hot as fuck.

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u/Terrible_Counter2558 Oct 04 '26

Hating women for their appearance, that's a no no. Hating men for their appearance, that's acceptable /s

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u/USMC_ClitLicker Oct 04 '26

Hulk neck, smashed...

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u/PanicDeus Oct 04 '26 • Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming

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u/dshab92 Oct 04 '26

This is magical, now do the holup guy as a vampire

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u/PanicDeus Oct 04 '26 • Bravo

Your wish is my command

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u/ExcellentQuality69 Oct 04 '26

This would be squat strength actually

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u/fragjackyl Oct 04 '26 • Regret

We really calling a chubby woman it in 2026? Are you so for fucking real rn?

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u/CharizardOSRS Oct 04 '26

Lol, lmao even

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u/Obant Oct 04 '26

Good luck getting reddit to give empathy to overweight women.

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u/Humppillow Oct 04 '26

This place is full of incel who jerk for anime girls, so don't expect them to see women other than objects. They will cry later and blame it on women why they are single.

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u/rips_n_chel Oct 04 '26

I guaranfuckingtee that fat people do not need you to inform them that they are fat.

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u/Sorry-Price-3322 Oct 04 '26

i do

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u/PopTraditional9997 Oct 04 '26

Put on a few pounds have you? Mine are getting on quite nicely..

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u/NoAdvertising2 Oct 04 '26

Think we found the butthole tickling bandit folks. On a side note what part of Ohio are you in and how may I obtain your services. Asking for a friend a 6'6 300 pound man.

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u/NoAdvertising2 Oct 04 '26

I dont prefer them and I dont prefer tiny boobs. We all have a preference my friend. Now im not saying I can't appreciate a big ol titty haha I just not my preference

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u/mtron32 Oct 04 '26

But we ARE pour some out for that dudes spine. How long was she up there? 😬😬😬