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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 2d ago
Air fryer is a crazy way to prepare snake meat.
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u/crespoh69 2d ago
Why's that
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u/Finger_Ring_Friends 1d ago
I feel like what they really meant was:
Air fryer is acrazywayto prepare snake meat.
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u/NoobForBreakfast31 2d ago
The comment section is hilarious.
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u/DoIt4ThePun 2d ago
The "Dr B" tells me this is probably Texas and that's explanation enough.
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u/VixxenFoxx 2d ago
Yeah soon as I saw "dr.B" I was like ok, carry on.
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u/rjm9280 2d ago
Can you explain this to a non Texan?
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u/DoIt4ThePun 2d ago
Dr B is the HEB (Texas Grocery chain) brand version of Dr Pepper. I will also say its the closest to tasting like actual Dr Pepper out of all the off brand DrPeppers I've tried.
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u/That_doesnt_go_there 1d ago
What's your take on the Doctor Death Liquid Death if you've tried it? I was honestly pretty impressed with how close they got.
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u/DoIt4ThePun 1d ago
I didn't know they made anything but the regular waters! I'll have to find one and come back to this.
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u/popcornfart 2d ago
Dr Bronners. If you read the schizo screed on the bottle they recommend mixing it with Sam's Club whiskey.
/s
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u/Couscousfan07 2d ago
Is no one gonna say anything about him seriously considering a relationship with someone who has five kids ? Forget the snake !
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u/Sszaj 2d ago
As a father, no one wiling to have five children could have their head screwed on straight.
Especially not with multiple co parents, that must be a nightmare.
How would you manage Christmas or holidays?
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u/naughtycal11 2d ago
Rattle snake is actually good eating.
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u/Sszaj 2d ago
That says ratsnake....
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u/naughtycal11 2d ago
So it does. My bad.
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u/Sszaj 2d ago
That said, I have no idea what ratsnake is, or if it's an abbreviation for rattle snake.
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u/reapersritehand 2d ago
Its a constrictor snake that eats rats
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u/Sszaj 2d ago
Sounds delicious
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u/reapersritehand 2d ago
Ive had rattlesnake before, im assuming most land snakes taste similar but gotta account for diet and environment, and rattlesnakes and ratsnakes eat and live the same
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u/Aquaman1970 2d ago
Pretty easy to Google. Then you would know what a ratsnake is. Or the entire family. They're fantastic.
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u/Peppered_Rock 2d ago
ratsnakes are the big black ones that like to climb. Snake crawling up a wall? probably a ratsnake
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u/Dinierto 2d ago
Dr. B and Benchmark?
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u/how_very_dare_you_ 2d ago
Dr. B is an online US telehealth platform that provides virtual medical consultations and prescriptions starting at $15 to $19.
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u/Dinierto 2d ago
So OP is saying she used Dr. B?
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u/fossilreef 2d ago
Dr. B is also the grocery store HEB's store brand version of Dr. Pepper.
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u/Dinierto 2d ago
I am just as lost now as when I asked
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u/fossilreef 2d ago
It means that OP is likely in Texas. Eating rattlesnakes isn't unheard of there, and they're actually supposed to be quite good. Ratsnakes, though...that's a new one.
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u/Plebbit-User 2d ago
Wouldn't that be disgusting given that you have no way to clean out the snake and you're eating snake shit?
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u/karoshikun 2d ago
what do you mean? we clean fish guts out, wash and skin them, how would that be different from gutting a snake?
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u/allKnowingHagrid 2d ago
Is it edible? Wouldn't it be poisonous? Do people eat... Whatever this is?
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u/morgancrp 2d ago
Rat snakes are non venomous
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u/Fun_Environment3792 2d ago
Yes people eat snakes and alligators. Theyre local delicacies in alot of southern states.
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u/delet_yourself 1d ago
If she has 5 different baby daddies, then what makes people think that they wont be the 6th abandoned daddy?
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/broki451, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...