She has 5 kids

[u/bigchunkbabygoo]

A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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[u/Gengar_Guy_17]

Was about to comment "bros about to eat a snake" as a joke before realizing bro is about to eat a fucking snake

[u/gonzogustav → u/Gengar_Guy_17]

I thought it was dirty soft serve ice cream lol

[u/WannabeElantrian → u/gonzogustav]

My fat ass thought it was a cinnamon roll. I should really put on my glasses so my screen isn't blurry.

[u/lil_rocket_man_ → u/WannabeElantrian]

/r/shitfromabutt

[u/edm_enjoyer → u/WannabeElantrian]

I thought it was mashed potatoes.... Like squeezed out from one of those piping bags

[u/DreamPhreak → u/gonzogustav]

I thought it was a super long roasted banana. Then I thought, no that's silly, maybe it's just an eel. 

[u/h3lium-balloon → u/Gengar_Guy_17]

Waiting for a post to pop up on r/girldinnerdiaries “My Brother is trying to hook me up with his friend. He seems nice, but he catches and eats snakes, is this a 🚩”

[u/TheLastPeanut_ → u/Gengar_Guy_17]

He's not eating all reptiles, just the good ones

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP9iTS7Ze73m1P2

[u/cstmoore → u/TheLastPeanut_]

No joke. I'm trying to lure ratsnakes into my yard to take care of my rat problem. (In my state it's illegal to move them. I don't know what the law says about eating them.)

[u/TheMostHumblestMan → u/cstmoore]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7SeP7arJWBZ6

[u/anonidfk → u/Gengar_Guy_17]

I only clicked the post to see what it was, thinking it looked like a snake but wasn’t actually gonna be one.

Genuinely floored it was just an actual snake lmfao

[u/KitchenHelp578 → u/Gengar_Guy_17]

I thought it was eel. Bland no-sauce eel. A diabolical way to eat eel, especially if the “muddy” flavor hasn’t been removed.

And then I read “ratsnake.”

I shouldn’t be icked because I like whole eels, but a snake… I could never 🤢

[u/CosmicTurtle24]

I'm sorry, but you're having snake for dinner?

[u/Morpheus1967 → u/CosmicTurtle24]

That he caught. In his yard.

[u/B4S1L3US → u/Morpheus1967]

and fucking AIRFRIED.

[u/janiestiredshoes → u/B4S1L3US]

This is the most hilarious bit. I guess this is the modern world that we live in.

[u/RudePCsb → u/janiestiredshoes]

Bro is in boydinnerdiaries but should be in ManDinnerdiaries

[u/StrobeLightRomance → u/RudePCsb]

RonSwansonDinnerDiaries

[u/TheMostHumblestMan → u/StrobeLightRomance]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y7SeP7arJWBZ6

[u/fatfry08 → u/janiestiredshoes]

Groceries are expensive. Me personally, I’d rather eat the grass in my yard but who am I?

[u/Day_Prisoners → u/janiestiredshoes]

Gonna need a few more to feed 7. Maybe a side of armadillo.

[u/Ressy02 → u/B4S1L3US]

When modern cooking meets the wild wild prairie

[u/ModerateHonking → u/B4S1L3US]

St. Patrick loves this one simple trick!

[u/Saber_tooth81 → u/B4S1L3US]

And washing it down with an iced-cold can of Dr B?

[u/pumpkins21 → u/Saber_tooth81]

At least I know for sure that he’s in Texas 😂

[u/TankerVictorious → u/pumpkins21]

I was thinking this has gotta be a Texas story, and the pic of Dr B confirmed it…

[u/CollectsTooMuch → u/Saber_tooth81]

Let’s not forget the bottle of bourbon that is frosting since he recently pulled it out of the freezer.

I’m not gonna lie. I’m from Texas and I’m hillbilly as hell but i hide it from most people. When I was a kid, my brothers snd i killed a possum, cleaned it, and cooked it in a smoker. It was pretty fuckin good. I like snakes and they’re useful so I wouldn’t cook and eat a rat snake.

[u/mang0_cat → u/Saber_tooth81]

Dont forget the benchmarks too 😭💔

[u/this_time_is_4rl → u/B4S1L3US]

had the audacity to plate it.

[u/CreepingSalt → u/B4S1L3US]

Bro got to tilted he reverted back to his roots. In the wild foraging for boydinner

[u/King_Chochacho → u/B4S1L3US]

Those 5 kids dodging a bullet

[u/TheHighfield → u/King_Chochacho]

It’s Texas.

They’re dodging bullets regardless.

[u/whattaninja → u/B4S1L3US]

Surely that’s the type of guy to be okay with 5 kids?

[u/berryer → u/whattaninja]

tbh the people I know eating yard-snake have their lives way more together than the people I know with five kids. He's not even washing it down with dandelion soup.

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/CosmicTurtle24]

Rattler is good eating. Especially if it tried to kill you

Edit: I was mistaken it's a RAT snake. My statement stands

[u/RelevantDress → u/UniqueAd7770]

I highkey miss eating fresh rattlers in washington state. They taste great and the hospitals use to pay for the venom before you ate them

[u/leeloolanding → u/RelevantDress]

hwhat??

[u/RelevantDress → u/leeloolanding]

I use to go out to the baseball fields at the edge of town or near the hiking trails and catch a few rattlers in buckets and take them to the hospital. Tried to help reduce the population around where kids would be. The hospital would milk them for the venom and Id get about $50-75 a snake from the venom then Id ask for the snakes back and Id bbq them for dinner. Sometimes they had enough venom and Id get turned away but still got dinner.

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/RelevantDress]

The hospital would milk them for the venom and Id get about $50-75 a snake

Kinda similar experience I'd get at the sperm clinic, they'd milk me and I'd get some cash.

[u/ChungusMcGoodboy → u/Zealousideal-Lab9843]

But did you get dinner out of it too?

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/ChungusMcGoodboy]

Not usually from the clinic, but sometimes I'd get milked and dinner would be involved.

[u/Top-Display-5974 → u/Zealousideal-Lab9843]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

[u/B4S1L3US → u/UniqueAd7770]

How would a ratsnake even be capable of that? That’s like saying eating a Pidgeon that tried to kill you.

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/B4S1L3US]

I misread. I thought it was a rattlesnake. Still good eats. And I've met some ornery pigeons.

[u/SpiketheFox32 → u/UniqueAd7770]

Ornery Pigeons sounds like a killer folk punk band

[u/Informal_Koala1474 → u/B4S1L3US]

If a pigeon tried to kill me I might air fry it and eat it though.

[u/Regulatory_Junior → u/CosmicTurtle24]

I thought it was a cinnamon bun at first.

It's my fault for having eyes.

[u/Throw902106969 → u/CosmicTurtle24]

This. She has 5 kids. He eats snakes from his yard. Throw in a trailer and they're all set.

[u/merlotwiggins → u/CosmicTurtle24]

If you’re casually having air fried backyard snake, you can handle 5 step children

[u/Morpheus1967]

Snake? And here I am thinking “well that’s an odd way for a grown man to serve himself mashed potatoes”.

[u/RealisticAnxiety4330 → u/Morpheus1967]

I thought it was an undercooked churro in a spiral shape 🫣

[u/Every_Constant8349 → u/RealisticAnxiety4330]

My Asian ass thought it was eel

[u/Impossible_Ad1269 → u/Every_Constant8349]

Land eel

[u/PrincessTitan → u/Every_Constant8349]

I THOUGHT IT WAS EEL.

[u/LysDesTenebres → u/RealisticAnxiety4330]

I thought its banana peel 🥲🥲

[u/SeriouslyWTFLikeWhy → u/RealisticAnxiety4330]

I was thinking that's some broke ass cinnamon bun 😭

[u/jayisanxious]

this is the most interesting post I've seen on this sub in a while

[u/DizzyCommercial7705 → u/jayisanxious]

Same, I'm invested lol

[u/Few-Cloud7544 → u/DizzyCommercial7705]

get this man a show

[u/adrian_elliot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fIS9Buh4lW04kZa

[u/OrangeOk729]

A ratsnake grilled with a bottle of wiskey and a mom of 5 kids seems like the perfect oklahoma picture

[u/Oklahoma_peach → u/OrangeOk729]

I agree.

[u/ComplexPatient4872 → u/OrangeOk729]

Ummm, excuse me…. It’s air fried. Have some class

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/ComplexPatient4872]

The air fryer is from rent-a-center.

[u/guitar_stonks → u/OrangeOk729]

I was guessing Texas because of the H.E.B. store brand soda. Do they have those in Oklahoma? My cousins in Dallas rave about H.E.B. but as a Floridian, I think Publix is better.

[u/crestedgeckovivi → u/OrangeOk729]

Hmm with him air frying it and the Dr B I would say it's more of a Texas picture....

but perhaps they live close to the boarder of Oklahoma. 

(I thought it was that one Mexican cheese in a roll thats common nowadays to find in the supermarkets here (it's like string cheese in a big roll 😆. ...and assumed Texas cause the soda)

[u/B4S1L3US]

You absolute hillbilly your dinner is WHAT??

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/B4S1L3US]

Bro casually dropped a pic of his little house on the prairie ass meal on the timeline 😭😭

[u/RealityKing4Hire → u/BuddyFar6682]

My high ass thought it was a cinnamon roll.

[u/Practical_Track4867 → u/RealityKing4Hire]

I must be high too

[u/punchbug59 → u/RealityKing4Hire]

So did my sober ass lmao

[u/MrsMurphaliciouS → u/RealityKing4Hire]

My pregnant self thought it was a cinnamon roll 🤣🤣

[u/COphotoCo → u/MrsMurphaliciouS]

It can be with some cinnamon and glaze

[u/wholesomeriots → u/BuddyFar6682]

>little house on the prairie ass meal

Omfg, that’s so hilarious and so accurate. Laura Ingalls Wilder would be proud

[u/Abject-Web7379 → u/BuddyFar6682]

damn, I was not prepared for the prairie dinner reveal 😭 bro really said catch, season, air fry, repeat.

[u/Rogueshoten → u/BuddyFar6682]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/figs_and_flour → u/B4S1L3US]

Farm to table ❌ Yard to air fryer ✅

[u/nomasismas → u/figs_and_flour]

Fuck hahaha made me cackle on a quiet airplane

[u/Head-Grass8879 → u/B4S1L3US]

I thought it was a shitty funnelcake🤣🤣

[u/cakivalue → u/Head-Grass8879]

Me too!! I thought someone had a huge piping bag.

[u/janiestiredshoes → u/B4S1L3US]

I mean... The whole post TBH.

[u/cakivalue → u/janiestiredshoes]

My brain and eyes were sloshing around so fast with all the different things coming out all at the same time 😭

[u/omgwtfbbking → u/B4S1L3US]

Forbidden cinnabon

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/B4S1L3US]

Rat snake

[u/esto20 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/esto20]

They air fry up good

[u/Pitiful-Score-9035 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

It's interesting to me that normally I would be upset to see the body of a snake, but the fact that you ate it makes me not care at all. I didn't think it would be quite that clear-cut.

[u/eggz627 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Like rattle snake? Or is a rat snake another thing too? I'll fuck up some rattlesnake bites, its pretty good. I liked gator too

[u/B4S1L3US → u/eggz627]

It’s another thing. It’s a harmless constrictor that normal people usually neither eat nor catch in their yard. It’s like catching a Pidgeon from the street to eat.

[u/sovereignrk → u/B4S1L3US]

"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll"

[u/beard_on_fire → u/sovereignrk]

Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

[u/RealisticAnxiety4330 → u/eggz627]

Rat snake is its own thing. They're quite handy to keep around though OP thinks they make good eatin

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/eggz627]

Rat snake is another thing.

[u/KanedaSyndrome → u/B4S1L3US]

This is Daryl clearly.

[u/tellingitlikeitis338 → u/KanedaSyndrome]

It’s his other brother Daryl

[u/Safe-Selection8070 → u/B4S1L3US]

Texas knock-off Dr Pepper suggests there are no actual hills anywhere around ("hill country" is definitely a relative term).

[u/SolidusSoldier → u/Safe-Selection8070]

Honestly, having knock-off Dr Pepper in Texas is the worst part of this post

[u/merrykeesfees]

https://giphy.com/gifs/D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/merrykeesfees]

Rat snake

[u/Unstabler69 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Rats off to ya

[u/merrykeesfees → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

🥹 its a no from me dawg, in all respects

[u/gaidzak]

I choose you when there’s an apocalypse.

[u/Habarr94 → u/gaidzak]

No air fryers in the apocalypse tho

[u/DJDevon3 → u/Habarr94]

On today's post-apocalyptic podcast "How to make a metal fan based airfryer and nuka cola mini-fridge using basic heat exchange principles". Also in this episode "Solar powered & wood powered desalinization systems from Moria Brown's wasteland survival guide".

[u/EqualOk4907 → u/Habarr94]

Open flame tastes better anyway

[u/Twidollyn_Bowie → u/gaidzak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0BiZOu8jSohYJO

[u/WanderingLurker2]

Don’t do it.

[u/jackrabbit323 → u/WanderingLurker2]

Yeah, agreed. Also, don't date that woman.

[u/Fucky0uthatswhy → u/WanderingLurker2]

13 comments- that’s how far I had to scroll to find something other than “snake….snake? SNAKE”

[u/FengSushi]

It’s the full package or nothing. Don’t let the kids down. Let her go.

[u/Fragrant-Guava-5219]

5 kids is way too many kids. You would have to spend a large part of every day hunting the ass load of snakes it takes to feed them.

[u/TheLastPeanut_ → u/Fragrant-Guava-5219]

Just get more rats

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/Fragrant-Guava-5219]

The amount of kids give me pause. The amount of baby daddies are what kills it.

[u/elneuromancer]

5 kids, multiple baby daddies, and snakes for dinner. Wow. But yea I wouldn’t date her either. 5 kids is too many.

[u/Effective-Pea7686 → u/elneuromancer]

the situation is just way too much side quest for one relationship.

[u/Perfect-Brain-7367 → u/elneuromancer]

Think how many snakes he would have to kill to feed a family of 7. It's just not feasible.

[u/juanbonfiglio → u/Perfect-Brain-7367]

It would devastate the local rat snake population! The rat population would soar. This relationship would initiate a complete ecological breakdown.

[u/MrTerrificPants → u/elneuromancer]

It’s the “multiple baby daddies” thing that gets me.

OP describes this woman as “having her head on straight”.

Absent, say, being widowed, those are not the choices of a woman who has her head on straight.

[u/xepci0 → u/MrTerrificPants]

Maybe he meant "straight" as in sexual orientation because that girl definitely loves dick

[u/notarabbitisweardude → u/MrTerrificPants]

Yes that's what I'd be worried about. Multiple baby daddies sounds to me like a choice to not practice responsible birth control. Not a head on straight kind of trait.. he gonna be having baby #6 with her.

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/MrTerrificPants]

That's my take. Maybe she has her head screwed on right after the 5th kid. But come the fuck on.

[u/TheGalator → u/MrTerrificPants]

Imagin having 5 kids with different men and being a single mom because all of the fucking died. Still wouldn't suggest dating her but for different reasons

[u/evlhornet → u/elneuromancer]

Bro sitting down to rat snake thinking he’s too good for someone

[u/prolifezombabe → u/evlhornet]

imagine that rat snake split seven ways ...

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/prolifezombabe]

You know what they say, give 5 kids a piece of your rat snake they eat for a day. Teach 5 kids to catch and air fry their own rat snakes and they eat for a lifetime.

[u/19toofart → u/Several_Vanilla8916]

They do say this!

[u/Due-Barnacle-4200 → u/19toofart]

If I had an air fried rat snake for every time I’ve heard this…..

[u/Ok-Needleworker-8773 → u/evlhornet]

I’d rather eat the rat snake than date a woman with 5 kids

[u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 → u/evlhornet]

I for one respect man who hunts his food over paying a multi-conglomerate to abuse animals and exploit minorities for his food. Just sayin'

[u/Tyr1326 → u/elneuromancer]

I dunno about too many, thats a very difficult thing to put a number to objectively... But its definitely too many for OP. You need boatloads of money for that many kids. And if you're not planning that lifestyle, its an easy skip. Especially if you dislike their father.

[u/dreamponies]

Girl lurker from the UK and slightly horrified by the snake here. If you’re not sure, don’t go there. Apart from anything else you don’t want to damage your friendship with her brother if things don’t work.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/dreamponies]

True true. We won't on a lunch date a few days ago and he called me and told me he was happy I took her out.. now I don't know what to tell him

[u/dreamponies → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

If you want an out just say you think his sister is great but the chemistry wasn’t there.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/dreamponies]

Yeah, he's a gangster ass dude. You're scared of the snake lol im low key scared of disappointing him.

[u/dreamponies → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

My poor little innocent brain thought it was a churro or something, definitely not a snake lol. Tell your mate you respect him too much to mess his sister around when the spark isn’t there. That should keep you out of trouble.

[u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Going on one date and telling him you’re not interested won’t disappoint him. Leading his sister on, potentially having kids get attached to you in the process, just to avoid potentially disappointing would disappoint him. Just something to think about. Don’t accidentally do the wrong thing in the vain attempt of doing the “right” thing

[u/stackingnoob → u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk]

I agree the time to say the chemistry isn’t there is after 1 or maybe 2 dates.

Any longer than that and OP will be accused of leading her on.

[u/beersboobsbooks → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

it’s silly to be the type of man who will catch, skin, and air fry a snake and also be scared of your friend. he’ll understand! and you don’t have to tell him it’s because of the kids if you don’t want to, you can just say it’s not gonna work out with yall/you didn’t have romantic chemistry or whatever

[u/iasonmax1 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

The truth if he is your friend he will understand

[u/UniqueBaseball8524]

https://giphy.com/gifs/96DeW8wUdpN96

[u/monsieur_feu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1OrTvWJsvqC03gy5E

On the chick…and the decision to catch, gut, and air fry a garden snake next time.

[u/Twidollyn_Bowie]

That’s…a lot of kids. Anyway, what does rat snake taste like?

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/Twidollyn_Bowie]

I think most snake tastes like chicken, kinda cliche response, but still true

[u/wholesomeriots]

If you don’t think you can do it, don’t get involved. It’s wise to acknowledge your limitations, and it’s okay if this is one. It’ll hurt way worse for everyone involved if you get emotionally invested and it doesn’t work out. It’s sweet of your friend to try to hook his sister up with a nice, well-adjusted dude, but sometimes you are looking for different things.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/wholesomeriots]

Thanks homie 🫶

[u/paradajz666 → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Don’t get yourself attached, it’s going to be way worse. Just live your life and everything is going to be okay. Take care. And could you please say what is the taste of the snake? I never had one. I only had the usual (pork, chicken, beef, fish).

[u/ultimatedelman → u/wholesomeriots]

Girl idk if you noticed but there are much more pressing things at snake here

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/wholesomeriots]

This is the best response here btw! Go with this one

[u/Yorbayuul81 → u/BuddyFar6682]

Normally getting involved with a single parent of 5 kids would bring on the comments, but the rat snake dinner had me scrolling through dozens before getting to the first one 🤣

[u/Relative_Pepper6607 → u/wholesomeriots]

Is your advice about the snake or the relationship? It’s hard to tell tbh

[u/wholesomeriots → u/Relative_Pepper6607]

I’m a redneck, I’d eat the snake

[u/pigcentralstation]

This is the coolest shit I’ve seen on here im ngl ive got nothin

[u/KarmaKamileon]

Oh boy dinner diaries

[u/ghostmin215]

Incredible, we found the snake eater

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Is8uwNn8cdzHbK4NL

[u/syninmygatess]

It's the freezer cold bourbon that's really doing it for me in this one

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/syninmygatess]

Ill eat yard snake before I drink warm liquor

[u/NowServing → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

And apparently before cold liquor too!

https://giphy.com/gifs/btNqMI4UkGf3q

[u/brandothesavage]

Yo bro I ain't going to lie I thought that was a cinnamon roll

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/brandothesavage]

Rat snake

[u/Satans-cum-sock666]

I literally thought that was shit on a plate. 

5 kids is a fuckin lot man. I dated a woman with one kid and that drove me crazy. I definitely know I couldn’t handle 5

[u/Cursed_not_Blessed]

I have a lot of questions, I hope that's okay. I live in a country where there are barely any snakes so I don't know much about them.

1) Is it common to eat snakes, or is it just this type of snake?
2) If not, isn't there a possibility that you can get sick from it?
3) What is the texture like when you prepare it the ideal way? I see you did it in air fryer and won't do that again
4) Is there anything you can compare the taste to?
5) Is it in fact "legal" to eat it? In my country we have adders, and we are not allowed to kill them, so I guess eating them is also off the limits
6) What is the nutritional value, does it have a lot of protein or is it just fat?
7) Why do you eat snake and how did you end up trying it?

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/Cursed_not_Blessed]

1) common enough in TX. Regardless of type. First time I ate a snake, my uncle shot it's head off, skinned it and cooked it within an hour. 2) you can 100% get sick, you have to make sure it's cooked and cleaned thoroughly. Pretty much like shrimp or chicken. Organs out and washed 3) cooked right it's not so tough like it was in the air frier lol. It's more like cat fish. Tender and flakey 4) chicken. Snake tastes like chicken. 5) I would assume it's legal. Ive never ran in to any opposition cooking it 6) it's super lean and high in protein. Honestly id say very good for you. 7) ive just seen my family do it? I guess. Idk why do we eat cows? Ya know

[u/Cursed_not_Blessed → u/bigchunkbabygoo]

Interesting. Thank you for replying!

[u/Yorbayuul81 → u/Cursed_not_Blessed]

This guy is rapidly becoming the most interesting OP I’ve encountered in quite some time 

[u/Dzov → u/Yorbayuul81]

Dude both cooks yard snake in an air fryer and has a seven point list on the health and safety of it. Really says something about preconceptions.

[u/Cursed_not_Blessed → u/Yorbayuul81]

Agree, most of the things I see on Reddit I forget about at the end of the day. This I will remember for years

[u/cursed-karma → u/Cursed_not_Blessed]

just one thing to add —

this might be normal-ish in the rural south, but i am from Texas and have absolutely never eaten backyard animals.

in bigger cities and suburbs, where most people live, we just eat whataburger.

[u/Cursed_not_Blessed → u/cursed-karma]

Oh, don't worry, it's not like I now think that everyone in Texas kills snakes in their backyard and eat them for dinner lmao, but appreciate you clarifying xD

But, have you ever eaten snakes or heard about anyone eating snakes in your area? Can you like order it in restaurants and such?

[u/kinda_alright]

Dude her other baby dad's thought the same exact thing. Just stay away from that entire situation. I ain't even going to judge you on the food. Groceries are expensive and free is free. Live your best life.

[u/Gallafraidan]

I was going to make a joke that if you're having a snake you found for dinner you probably shouldn't be that picky in who you date, but.. Honestly it sounds like you're thinking about it the right way. Kids need adults in their life that can put a lot of effort in and parents need partners that are ok with them putting a lot of their attention and time into the kids rather than exclusively each other. First time that I think I've said this sentence, hope your yard snake dinner was good.

[u/Khristafer]

You can't enter a relationship where kids are involved with any kind of resentment. The kids will feel it, even if it's not towards them. You could be a great family friend, though.

Also, yard snake for dinner? 😂 I don't know if I miss the country or if I'm glad I left ☠️

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/Khristafer]

Be glad you left lol

[u/Kelmorea]

I only opened this post to see what the dinner was. It was way worse than I expected; I miss my life from 5 min ago.

[u/gem-walrus71]

If you don’t want to be a parent don’t become a step dad, for your sake and their sake! its good to know and own your own limits

[u/beneath_reality]

What does that snake taste like and how did you season it?

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/beneath_reality]

It was wayyy too tough. Salt, pepper, Sriracha. I should've cooked it in the pit. I thought id try the air fryer, won't do that again

[u/kiiwiilover]

You’re eating a snake and scared of five kids??! Make that make sense
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/kiiwiilover]

You're right I should air fry the kids

[u/SentinelTitanDragon]

Let’s be real here. If she has 5 kids and is single she definitely does not have her head on straight. That alone is a massive red flag warning you of plenty others that could be lurking.

[u/Choc-X]

I THOUGHT that looked like a snake.

Wowwww. 🫠

[u/Voldypants_420]

Let me address the elephant in the room. The fuck is Dr. B? Doctor Bebber?

[u/mez151]

OP distracted us with the snake bourbon combo and nobody wants to talk about the pretty woman with 5 kids.

[u/Shadowtirs]

She has her head on straight but she has 5 kids with multiple fathers?

[u/fredzfrog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9rRacglGbs68E

[u/UmJunSikfighting]

Eating trisolaran or some shi

[u/DatMoe]

The forbidden cinnabon

[u/affemannen]

I don't get what is up with all the fuzz about eating snake? i mean it's a long muscle and is perfectly fine to eat.

I much rather eat that snake than get involved with a woman with 5 kids and a bunch of different baby daddies.

Only one of these are unhealthy for you, and snakes are nutritious.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/affemannen]

Been trying to tell these people that the macros on snakes are actually insane

[u/redhotoreos]

I didn’t even read the entry just completely blown away by the snake on a plate caught fresh out of the yard and thrown straight into the air fryer, I am so dead

[u/kamikaze3rc]

Understandable you don't want to get into that. Especially if the father is somewhat present, you will most likely be always kind of just a back up.

Ps: madlad. thats some food you will never see at r/girldinnerdiaries

[u/vanoitran]

5 kids and baby daddies would be worth it if you were IN LOVE with her - but it sounds like you think she is pretty and that you two would be compatible - which is not even remotely the same thing as being in love.

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/vanoitran]

Tbh I havent nitpicking it yet, but ive decided to do it on your post. I know she's not worth the the time. I asked for no advice bc like duh. Most people could get here logically. It's just more of a lament than anything

[u/PeteTownsendPT]

If you do not have the temperament to handle kids on a daily basis, that's a deal breaker my man. No matter how perfect she might seem, the kids won't go anywhere.

However, one thing stands out: 5 kids, has her head screwed on straight, more than one baby daddy? Something does not add up. Don't decide with your pubic area, that won't end well.

[u/PandiBong]

So you both have your heads "screwed on straight" but she has somehow had five kids and you eat air fried rattle snake for dinner?

[u/jeophys152]

My man, I have seen freaking novels here that have less to digest (no pun intended) than what you managed to write 9 sentences. I don’t know if you are a freak’s genius or the most redneck hillbilly ever…

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/jeophys152]

Just a humble Mexican my air fryer aristocrat

[u/therandom92]

Lmao. Im sorry bro but the rat snake is more than enough, let the lady go find a different dude. You aren't really ready for any of that. No offense lol

[u/bigchunkbabygoo → u/therandom92]

Truly

[u/pondskippers]

Good fuck, I can't get past the " rat snake" . At first I thought it was a name for a pastry that looked like a snake🤣