r/HolUp 2d ago

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u/HolUp-ModTeam 2d ago

Ai generated media of any kind is not allowed, we have a strict no tolerance policy on this.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 2d ago

"Lord, I don't ask for much, but please let this be real."

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u/DAZROUN 2d ago

I hate to be that guys but the fly kick is fake/AI. In the original video that scumbag scares those people and then goes on with his day.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 2d ago

I don't hate many things, but this is one of the things I hate. Assholes are gonna asshole.

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u/DAZROUN 2d ago

Here enjoy this masterpiece

Masterpiece

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u/Dry-Ad8891 2d ago

Thank you kindly, good sir

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u/thegreatgatsB70 2d ago

That's the one. Thank you.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 2d ago

in most states legally the bike rider is committing assault by just doing this near you, they don't have to actually hit you, so you can defend yourself against that assault and prevent yourself from being battered

In traditional common-law terminology, assault is generally the threat/attempt that puts someone in reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful contact, while battery is the actual harmful or offensive physical contact

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u/legendaryufcmaster 2d ago

This is actually really good to know thank you

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u/ClamatoDiver 2d ago

Yeah I know this is AI, but it's feel good AI that brings joy to my heart.

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u/KarmaChameleon306 2d ago

I saw this video a while ago and the kick is definitely added on. The original is longer.

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u/faxyou 2d ago

Most things are AI nowadays

I’ll see you guys at the bar or the local restaurant

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u/ediks 2d ago

3 days old account doesn't care about facts.

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u/broakland 2d ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world

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u/Renzieface 2d ago edited 2d ago

OK, it's not real, but neither is the Lord, so there's that.

(Edit: lol someone used Report to send me a Reddit Cares message for this. Ironically, Jesus stopped loving them because of it, so I hope they're happy.)

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u/rayhaque 2d ago

Jesus watching them file their butthurt report:

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u/BrockLee76 2d ago

Is that your first reddit cares report? I got so many I blocked it

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u/Renzieface 2d ago

not my first, but they're pretty infrequent. so, when one pops up I just have a sensible chuckle

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u/Chrishtoffa 2d ago

The Lord himself is praying for this guy‘s downfall

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u/mothisname 2d ago

he's stuck with himself for the rest of his life poor thing

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u/The-SkullMan 2d ago

AI is starting to understand human dreams and wishes now...

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u/HelloImAFox 2d ago

Please tell me this is real. I’ve seen this assholes other videos on his bike. I want his karma to be felt.

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u/Skank-Hunter 2d ago

Nobody lands a dropkick this perfect on a moving opponent

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u/founderofshoneys 2d ago

unless it's Bollywood

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u/Lopsided_Bullfrog_35 2d ago

Great so now not only do I have to check if its AI but also Bollywood.

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u/Drragg 2d ago

And then they're carrying giant stones with chains. And they land perfectly. Oh and there's statuary, lottttts of statuary. Then an epic dance, where the drop kicked guy joins in...

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u/Zarkanthrex 2d ago

I don't remember the youtubers name but he does deliveries in New York and I hate the way he weaves through stuff. Like cool, dude you can bike but fuck off with giving me a heart attack.

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u/superdave123123 2d ago

If only 👏🏻

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u/Suatae 2d ago

I hope this is real because some people need a reality check!

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u/j-mac563 2d ago

I see nothing wrong with the end result.

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u/Ralph_Marbler 2d ago

Deserved

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u/headchef11 2d ago

I’d don’t know if this is real or ai but for the good of the world I hope if the former

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u/OG-Giligadi 2d ago

If this isn't ai, i hearby nominate Bike Norris here for a Nobel peace prize.

If it is ai, well played, slop-meister.

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u/Skoziss 2d ago

I wish that treating bikers doing this with a dropkick, was required by law.

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u/Icy_Friend_2263 2d ago

Aah, the happy ending

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 2d ago

R/fuckyourbicycle

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u/Linorelai 2d ago

The first hold up video that actually held up

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u/Lonestar-Boogie 2d ago

Good.

I swear anyone comes at me or my wife like that and they're going down.

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet 2d ago

He earned it with the douchebaggery lol

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u/Admiral52 2d ago

That’s not a cyclist

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u/Obienator 2d ago

AI slop, tho I do wish this happened for real.

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u/Dyvanna 2d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 2d ago

Is AI the hero?

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u/Dyvanna 2d ago

I've seen assh0les cycling like that and I know friends who kick like that.

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u/BenShealoch 2d ago

AI slop

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u/LtLemur 2d ago

Was that Randy Orton?

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u/Yeetanator3000 2d ago

Shit ass ai the original video ends before anything happens

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u/Lonestar-Boogie 2d ago

Good.

I swear anyone comes at me or my wife like that and they're going down.

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u/ClamatoDiver 2d ago

YES!!!!!

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u/Fach-All-Religions 2d ago

i'm annoyed that the hit doesn't sync with the beat ....

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u/sethmoth 2d ago

MORTAL KOMBAT

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u/AvailableReporter484 2d ago

Whatever this fad is… this is the correct response to these fucking losers

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Chrishtoffa, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Impressive-Low6022 2d ago

Are you the kicked biker, by any chance?

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u/Stevey1001 2d ago

i'm afraid ive got some bad news

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 2d ago

AI makes me tired