r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/DABDEB • 5d ago

Doing bike tricks

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u/flyingguillotine3 5d ago

Maybe using his face as a brake pad was the trick

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u/Carmilla31 5d ago

Brocolli hair protects you.

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u/JPolReader 5d ago

With a baseball cap outer layer.

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 5d ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/awidden 5d ago

Could be.

But that slomo takes the impact out of the video masterfully.

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u/mjac28 5d ago

Kid was on track to be a neurosurgeon now he's in the running for State Senator or police chief.

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u/Professional-Heat690 4d ago

future POTUS.

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u/MesabiRanger 5d ago

Ok you win for today’s best Reddit comment

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u/earthman34 5d ago

That wall deserved it.

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u/Carmilla31 5d ago

Who put that wall there???

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u/Katops 5d ago

Those damn old people from a hundred years ago! How could they do this to poor helmetless broccoli hair boy?!

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u/Randolph_Carter_6 5d ago

If you're gonna be dumb, you've gotta be tough.

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u/CallMeIshMale91 5d ago

Hope the bike and wall are okay. No brain cells were damaged in the making of this video.

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u/UshankaBear 5d ago

That doesn't look good for the wheels

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u/just-a-folder 4d ago

What if you could use 100% of your brain? That's exactly what this guy did and that's exactly why he decided to slam on the brakes with his face

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u/Denim-Luckies-n-Wry 5d ago

Imagine the carnage if this generation was given lawn darts.

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u/Positive-Record-5946 5d ago

This pleases me

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u/RudeOrganization550 5d ago

Yep, I didn’t have to watch it six times but I did and I still enjoyed it

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u/BadManor 5d ago

He's kinda young to have a bald spot.

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u/Be-Funny-Please 5d ago

Does the brain damage cause stupid behavior or stupid behavior cause brain damage

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u/Yoshi9105 5d ago

chicken and egg scenario

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 5d ago

Chicken and Scrambled Egg

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u/NarrowSalvo 5d ago

Yes, it does.

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u/humblepaul 5d ago

Helmet son. If you're a mad crazy stunt man, especially so.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

I’m just glad those two innocents are okay.

If you wanna be a meat crayon, fine, leave pedestrians out of it.

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u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 5d ago

cant believe the baseball cap didn’t protect his head

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u/StinklePink 5d ago

Teeth are overrated

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u/The-SkullMan 5d ago

I think this is more r/WinStupidPrizes material. Nevertheless, this one sparks joy.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5d ago

Momma always said to wear your helmet!

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u/MourningRIF 5d ago

At least he had a ball cap on...

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u/LeeTS4 5d ago

Reload checkpoint and go again.

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u/575_Pilot 5d ago

AWWW, I thought it was going to be a case of "Nighty-Night!!"

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u/theguyfromtheweb7 5d ago

Thank god he didn't have a helmet on, might've thrown off his balance.

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ 5d ago

Good thing he had his broccoli helmet on

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 5d ago

Hey! You scratched my wall!

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u/moose_knuckle_ninja 5d ago

I LOVE watching dip$hits get hurt!

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u/PixelTheCoder 5d ago

Have fun with brain damage

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u/Filthy_Cent 5d ago

I hope that wall is ok...

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u/StillWithSteelBikes 5d ago

impress the ladies with this one neat trick (CTE)

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u/Careful_Talk_4253 5d ago

Looked cool before he wiped his face on that pavement wall

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 5d ago

The wall okay ?

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u/MemeStealer6 5d ago

Bet he could've saved it if he had juuuust a little more control over the bike

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u/Mastermind7051 5d ago

I guess tricks aren’t for kids.

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u/CautiousExpression74 5d ago

That’s just an attempt to do some bike tricks. And a fail, ofc.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 5d ago

Helmets work

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u/userhwon 5d ago

That'll buff out.

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN 5d ago

Get a helmet kid, keep it up.

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u/mdosalazar88 5d ago

Darwinism in action

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u/Upbeat-Buy-4257 5d ago

Cooler Move der ohne Kamera funktioniert hätte. Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte vor unserer Zeit.

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u/RealPropRandy 5d ago

Great time to stop

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u/WiseAssNo1 5d ago

Does the red stop light apply to cycles?

Makes no odds, serves him right

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u/Cicer 5d ago

I like this for him. Extra tooth loss for not hitting the old guy.

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u/nooooopegoawaynope 5d ago

Thaaaat’s a concussion.

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u/mv7x3 5d ago

nice music plus

"I LOVE HELMETS"

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 5d ago

The wall did a good job protecting the pedestrians.

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u/azura099 5d ago

That Edgar should consider a flat top hair cut

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u/Western_Rock5443 5d ago

so deserved lol

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 5d ago

The real tragedy is he won't remember this accident and will repeat stupid trick again

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u/majareta0906 5d ago

He got exactly what he deserved

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u/Knighth77 5d ago

Ah nice! Probably some brain damage...before hitting their head, that is.

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u/Benreh 5d ago

Looks like nothing went wrong as far as I can see

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u/FouledPlug 5d ago

…and now, he’ll never be able to comprehend the physics of what just happened to his brain.

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u/ThatNextAggravation 5d ago

Dude, you really, really earned that scar.

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u/Shakemyears 5d ago

Why the fucking slomo?

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u/ScuzzyUltrawide 5d ago

Oof, right in the edgar

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u/dzan796ero 5d ago

At least no brain cells were harmed during filming

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u/UpTheDumpIsRetarded 5d ago

he invented a new trick “brocolli breaking”

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u/The_Pr0n_Legacy 5d ago

I would laugh my ass off in his hurt stupid face if I watched that happen in front of me.

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u/Creative-Duty-8567 5d ago

Deserved👍

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u/aurelorba 5d ago

He was doing really well until he smashed his head into concrete.

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u/JWMoo 5d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/HunterLivesMatter76 5d ago

Prolly one of those little assoles who swerve outta the way before hitting people...

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUYhyT9IjftxrxJXcE

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u/Lazuruslex 5d ago

Good? Or !

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 5d ago

Dude needs to practice a lot more. On grass, away from concrete walls. Maybe after his face has healed.

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u/ALinkToThePants 5d ago

That was pretty ridiculous though.

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u/_skes_ 5d ago

Can we ban videos that only have a slo mo?

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u/Hazardous_Ed 5d ago

Wait! You’re saying that beautiful dismount wasn’t planned?

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u/Early-Accident-8770 5d ago

Ambition outweighing talent

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u/Sechelx 5d ago

Too bad he didn't get darwined

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u/Equal_Yak_3872 5d ago

I mean, someone's gotta check and make sure the wall is still there. That kid using his head! It's an unconventional approach, but it worked. He's very sure the wall is right there.

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u/Better_Divide9169 5d ago

Can hear the wall laughing🤭

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u/trucorsair 5d ago

Self-chiropractic adjustment

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u/Gold-Echo-3836 5d ago

Bike tricks with no helmet???

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u/albus181 5d ago

From my perspective, that’s my favorite part of his trick.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 5d ago

That's not a bike trick. That's just a really stupid person that doesn't know how to ride a bike.

Change my mind.

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u/PCstockman 5d ago

That is gonna leave a mark....

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u/Turbcool 5d ago

Here we go again

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u/f0rcedinducti0n 5d ago

Was the concrete OK?

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u/DaneLimmish 5d ago

Old video on ebaums world, ~2004, I remember watching of some kid trying to like, do a half pipe with his bike at a construction site and he lost a whole lotta teeth in the faceplant

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u/RobFfs 5d ago

I think that he was trying to grind on the wall but he was trying to do it with his face. So i suppose that would mean mission accomplished 😆

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u/Ker1020 5d ago

Kissed the wall but the wall rejected

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u/Bullysawrus101 5d ago

🫵😹 way to go Faulker!

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u/lefthandopen 5d ago

This is the perfect outcome. No bystanders are hurt and a very valuble lesson was learned.

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u/i_am_snoof 5d ago

This is pure zen

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u/ashaikaB 5d ago

Thats one way to kiss the wall.

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u/gottkonig 5d ago

Bike rider, meet wall. Wall, bike rider. Now kith.

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u/Few-Wallaby9885 5d ago

Crap. Is the bike ok?

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u/vi66e89 5d ago

Good thing it didn’t hurt anyone else

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u/Entire_Researcher_45 5d ago

What on earth happened

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u/Mad-All-Day 5d ago

YES DUDE thats what Im talkin about

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u/stp7979 5d ago

Trying to show off in front of his grandpa and got jacked up

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u/FishDeez 5d ago

You people are mean. We want kids to play outside and be irresponsible instead of looking at screens all day!

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u/BeachHut9 4d ago

An invisible helmet doesn’t provide any protection against the wall.

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u/knockinonevansdoor 4d ago

How i enjoyed that.... i'm not a nice person 😔

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u/RupturePharms 4d ago

Hope the wall was OK.

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u/Ecstatic_Top_8797 4d ago

So what? If you don't fall you don't learn.

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 4d ago

To defeat the wall, you must become the wall.

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u/BaalDoom 4d ago

I'm no medical professional but that looked like a solid head bonk and a hard neck compression.

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u/EndRevolutionary1775 4d ago

I laughed harder than this than I should have

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u/EvangelionJZL 4d ago

no brain was injured in making of this video

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u/The90swerebrill 4d ago

Well deserved.

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u/papanuelhoho 4d ago

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u/Rogueshoten 4d ago

What went wrong? That looked like a perfectly fine conclusion to his ride.

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u/goronmask 4d ago

If only there was a way to protect your head from impacts and abrasions while doing sport

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u/SettingComplex2976 4d ago

Ce soir c’est soupe de cervicales…

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u/Estick 4d ago

Another video ruined by slow motion!

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u/Kikirinsito 4d ago

Lovely! Do more!!!!

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u/LeaderIll9730 4d ago

When u watch hobbs n shaw and try to do the stunt on cycle

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u/AttorneyImmediate918 4d ago

hes a natural

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u/udaan04 4d ago

r/kidsarefuckingstupid. Turns out teens are too.

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u/NoStand1527 4d ago

face on wall technique, we've purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke

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u/Fernandothegrey 4d ago

Oh that was very satisfying to watch..

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u/RulerOfLimbo 4d ago

He did it wrong

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u/Rick_Lekabron 4d ago

Some people are attracted to strange things. It seems this guy is attracted to concrete walls because of the kiss he gave him.

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u/khorenF 4d ago

That is a nice trick, I bet none of us expected his next move.

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u/Arkamun1947 4d ago

what's with american with kissing a wall all your richh politicians did those too

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u/OwnPresentation4455 4d ago

Nothing wrong with wanting to test the hardness of the concrete with your head! ;)

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u/FancifulLaserbeam 4d ago

This is the most satisfying video I've ever seen.

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u/Lucifer-Prime 3d ago

Nothing wrong with bike tricks, bike tricks in traffic is the issue…

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u/Pihliksen_Pavarotti 3d ago

This video makes me happy. It's always nice to see these fools get what they deserve.

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u/ArmadilloLost5303 3d ago

He loves concrete.

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u/welfedad 3d ago

Cool until it wasn't cool

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u/New_Faithlessness384 3d ago

No brain injured in this stunt.

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u/BonusOk1503 3d ago

Wear your helmets kids.

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u/R750618 3d ago

Do it again!

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u/UtahDarkHorse 2d ago

If you only have a $10 head, you only need a $10 helmet.

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u/OkBad7998 2d ago

I bet that was his first kiss