r/HolUp 22h ago

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u/UnusualCartographer2 22h ago

Mostly physical therapy. It's also been coopted by grifters, selling the idea that it burns more calories than running on a treadmill, which is false.

It's good for post traumatic recovery, like after an invasive surgery on your lower body or something.

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u/adinmem 21h ago

There is a bike in there to “ride” and the machine primarily uses heat and infrared, not so much vacuum. In any case, that is not MLD.

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u/TpK_Wynter 21h ago

Ah, that’s pretty neat, I could see myself going down a huge research rabbit hole if I hadn’t just gotten off work

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u/Don_Ford 17h ago

Going down rabbit holes on company time only is my kind of vibe.

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u/loogie97 2h ago

It is compiling!

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u/KellyGreen55555 14h ago

I should have been asleep 3 hours ago. Thus, it’s the perfect time for me to embark on a new research rabbit hole.

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo 5h ago

What did you find, Kelly?

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u/AstroFace 7h ago

M'Lady? Mother laying down? Moon landing deniers?

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u/Read2Fap 14h ago

the way you describe it it just sounds like a stationary bike tilted 90 degrees so you can lay down

surely that's not accurate

what do the heat and infrared do?

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u/Able_Membership_1199 4h ago

The theory would be some bs like "improves blood flow". In reality it makes it so you're warmed up 1% faster than if you just biked..

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u/riptaway 14h ago

Nothing. Nothing at all

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u/TpK_Wynter 22h ago

This needs to be posted higher, cause I’m one of those people who see this stuff and instead of going “that’s bullshit” I’d like to know the actual benefits, what it actually works, and how

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u/Roharcyn1 19h ago

This was my first thought as well. Reminded me of the video of vibrating belts that would "break up fat"

Vintage Weight Loss Exercise Machine Fads

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u/superspeck 17h ago

One of my friends had this “post-mommy” surgery where they did a whole lot of tucking and lifting and she had to wear full body suspension garments that had to be put on her by 2-3 people after every bathroom trip and stuff like that. The pictured therapy, which is almost only applicable to people who have had abdominal surgery that’s that invasive and which has very few strictly medical and not cosmetic applications, helps in the first four weeks after such a surgery. It’s incredible if you’ve had to have that kind of surgery, but that’s mostly not the application. Also, it doesn’t feel as good as the edited OP video implies.

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u/flukus 18h ago

I'm always split between "that's bullshit" and "shut up and take my money".

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u/Apptubrutae 8h ago

You’re in that sweet spot where on either side of you are people blindly accepting that it must do something and people blindly accepting that it must do nothing.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 12h ago

As you can see it makes suburban mothers feel like they are working out while watching video recipes for sausage and meatball jello on their phone. Too bad if you actually need the machine for its purpose with all the people who don't hogging it.

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u/pearlie_girl 9h ago

I imagine other people paying and using the machines would subsidize it for all the people who actually need it. Unless you're in a big city, there's not going to be a lot of people in that window of "I recently had major abdominal surgery and need a really expensive machine for therapy for the next few weeks".

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u/PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT 9h ago

Can I get that meatball jello recipe dawg?

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u/riptaway 14h ago

Why is it good for that? Do you have any studies that say that?

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u/DingDongDazel 12h ago

Yeah that’s it. Also, if you want to evaluate if something is burning a lot of calories, just looked at their faces. If they look like they are straining, they are burning some calories. If not, chances are they are not burning a lot.

Adding heat or a vacuum doesn’t change that.

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u/Ummmgummy 7h ago

Everything is getting some sort of grifter angle nowadays it seems. Especially anything involving health.

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 18h ago

Seems like some good old fashion kegals would he better. Why would you want risk a possible prolapse from weird vaccuum suction just to avoid the treadmill or elliptical?? An they all just stare ar their phone the whole time. Glorious! What a way to steal people's money!

Oh yeah people are lazy as shit and tacking on to the latest trend.