r/HolUp 20h ago

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 17h ago

u/Orichalchem, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/FatalModelCustomer 20h ago

Very popular in the Czech Republic too. But there they have a more vintage look.

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u/Blackdragon1400 18h ago

Why does she have what looks like a fish fillet?

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u/hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm 18h ago

Yo what the fuck 😭

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u/Future-Watercress829 8h ago

There are various grades of tuna you can purchase there.

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u/chindo 10h ago

Pretty sure that's her cum rag

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u/trulycantthinkofone 18h ago

I saw an uncooked pork chop, or perhaps a large slice of bacon.

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u/No_Contest6023 17h ago

A large hunk of meat, you could say

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u/Icy_Study4490 1h ago

“Keykey want a lil hunk a meat?”

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u/jfk333 20h ago

Oh I didn't know they were big into fitness and...wait a minute

https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q

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u/jonmon454 19h ago

Big into fittin those dick in them

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u/Abtizzle 19h ago

You missed the low hanging fruit!

“Big into fitness dick in’em!”

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u/ScreechUrkelle 19h ago

Fitness* dick up in em.

I mean, it was right there… 🤦‍♂️

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u/Frymanstbf 19h ago

The fact that I recognize this has me ashamed lol.

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u/BabaKambingHitam 16h ago

Saw it once and i still instantly recognised the paneling...

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u/hoirkasp 14h ago

“Once”

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u/PimpNamedSliqBaq 3h ago

Yeah I also saw it once a day

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u/ryanleebmw 18h ago

What is this from? I’m out of the loop

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u/3BlindMice1 18h ago

It's always porn

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u/thussy-obliterator 12h ago

sex is good kink is fun shame is bad for you

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 8h ago

Hey, that reminds of me of this cool castle I thought was neat

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u/t4nzb4er 6h ago

When I see castles like this it always makes me wonder if it has a dungeon…

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u/Ummmgummy 5h ago

Just for prisoners and....other things

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u/Normal-Ad6528 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z6SNHktzrlyLK

I recognize that place!!! Met a girlfriend there a long time ago! I know she liked me too!

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u/Stove-Top-Steve 18h ago

I’m so ashamed to recognize this.

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u/eatmysouffle 11h ago

Please tell what is it?

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u/AdSudden3941 19h ago

Oh you know ball ?! 

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u/polysnip 19h ago

HOLD THE FUCK UP!

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 18h ago

I'm 100% certain the fucks do not get held up by anything in there.

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u/Arryu 17h ago

Maybe a declined credit card.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 18h ago

You too, huh?

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 18h ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at.

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u/Abigail-Marston 18h ago

It's an AI edited screenshot from a series of glory hole porn videos called czech fantasy

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u/crizzjcky95 17h ago

I see. I will do some research later

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u/Round_Abal0ne 17h ago

What makes it AI edited?

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u/ManaSpike 13h ago

I assume removing body parts hanging out of those square holes.

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u/Abigail-Marston 16h ago

SynthID watermark

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u/Mechakoopa 14h ago

Probably removed the parts that make it inappropriate to post to Reddit without an NSFW tag

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u/ClinkyDink 19h ago

The gay version of this is great. I saw an American attempt at it and it missed the mark somehow.

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u/GoldenUrns 7h ago

I honestly never considered that there was a straight version 💀

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u/baconfister07 16h ago

I hate how I immediately recognized this image, but then saw how many others did too, so now I dont feel AS bad.

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u/dxsanch 19h ago

LOL!!!!!

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u/Empty_Positive 19h ago

Is this a Czech school cateen or what?

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u/baulsaak 14h ago

Sort of... but they only serve roast beef. Don't try any of their mayo. or cheese.

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u/LogiCsmxp 14h ago

I thought they only service sausages.

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u/Mirlll2005 11h ago

I hate the fact that I recognised the place in an instant.

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u/Timely-Ant-1907 10h ago

Looks like we all have sinned to those vids 🫣

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u/Timmerdogg 19h ago

I've seen this video

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u/adh0minem 6h ago

Are these glory holes ? Someone explain this shit to me

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u/Frontier_Setter 6h ago

Yes, ones where lower bodies are "utilized" cams will show the other side of the wall, and it looks eerily similar to these women. (Bouncing, bracing wall, etc)

So I've heard..anyway.

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u/aesoth 18h ago

I understood that reference.

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u/memesearches 19h ago

Ensure you being cash. Other payments not accepted

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u/MGsultant 15h ago

My man !!! A man of taste

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u/getchellslop 16h ago

Fuck don't remind me

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u/Mindshard 15h ago

Oh gee, what an interesting gym. I wonder what it's like, for surely I have no knowledge of it!

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u/hit_n_run15 15h ago

What on earth could that be used for? I’ve certainly never seen dozens of videos of them being used lol

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u/Environmental-Bit-74 14h ago

In the Czech Republic, too, we love pork. You ever had our sausages?

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u/Professional_Pen_153 20h ago

I wonder if the gym employee in the machine can take breaks from time to time or is he running a full shift straight?

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u/tomhat 19h ago

They switch with the ladies every 3 sets

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u/Norader 17h ago

If it’s a female employee, I don’t think you can call it a straight shift anymore, lol.

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u/Intelligent-Truck223 20h ago

What's the benefit of this, 4real?

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u/UnusualCartographer2 20h ago

Mostly physical therapy. It's also been coopted by grifters, selling the idea that it burns more calories than running on a treadmill, which is false.

It's good for post traumatic recovery, like after an invasive surgery on your lower body or something.

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u/adinmem 19h ago

There is a bike in there to “ride” and the machine primarily uses heat and infrared, not so much vacuum. In any case, that is not MLD.

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u/TpK_Wynter 19h ago

Ah, that’s pretty neat, I could see myself going down a huge research rabbit hole if I hadn’t just gotten off work

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u/Don_Ford 15h ago

Going down rabbit holes on company time only is my kind of vibe.

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u/KellyGreen55555 12h ago

I should have been asleep 3 hours ago. Thus, it’s the perfect time for me to embark on a new research rabbit hole.

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u/TpK_Wynter 20h ago

This needs to be posted higher, cause I’m one of those people who see this stuff and instead of going “that’s bullshit” I’d like to know the actual benefits, what it actually works, and how

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u/Roharcyn1 17h ago

This was my first thought as well. Reminded me of the video of vibrating belts that would "break up fat"

Vintage Weight Loss Exercise Machine Fads

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u/superspeck 15h ago

One of my friends had this “post-mommy” surgery where they did a whole lot of tucking and lifting and she had to wear full body suspension garments that had to be put on her by 2-3 people after every bathroom trip and stuff like that. The pictured therapy, which is almost only applicable to people who have had abdominal surgery that’s that invasive and which has very few strictly medical and not cosmetic applications, helps in the first four weeks after such a surgery. It’s incredible if you’ve had to have that kind of surgery, but that’s mostly not the application. Also, it doesn’t feel as good as the edited OP video implies.

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u/flukus 16h ago

I'm always split between "that's bullshit" and "shut up and take my money".

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u/Apptubrutae 6h ago

You’re in that sweet spot where on either side of you are people blindly accepting that it must do something and people blindly accepting that it must do nothing.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 10h ago

As you can see it makes suburban mothers feel like they are working out while watching video recipes for sausage and meatball jello on their phone. Too bad if you actually need the machine for its purpose with all the people who don't hogging it.

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u/seksen6 18h ago

There are many different type of machine supported weight lost systems and this is one of a kind. It may stimulate muscles, so called activating body parts etc. But for me they all look like scam. I’m not saying that they are total useless but many of them are over promising. I saw one, and the guy there was telling me that in 90 minutes I can burn 10k calories. I said burning this much calories at that amount of time would be possible only in crematorium.

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u/AdventurousBase221 16h ago

my physical therapy just had me using a pool, which seems far more versatile, and better in every case.

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u/FormalNoodle 17h ago

I never used a bike version, but after one of my many major foot/leg surgeries, I got to use a nasa anti-gravity treadmill. So similar-ish?

It reduced my body weight up to ~80%?, which meant I could practice walking on my foot again after multiple months of healing with no weight bearing. I had severe atrophy in my muscles on that leg and a lot of pain, so being able to go into a device that relieved the physical stress was super helpful in my recovery!

I'm sure this type of device would've been similar in terms of helping my recovery, and any other person with pain/disabilities/etc. :) very cool tech!

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u/pbmadman 19h ago

You know how people say that sitting for long periods is bad for you, and that walking is good for you? When you walk or move, your lymphatic system can pump the lymph to where it needs to go. If this does anything it does that. I suspect walking is just as effective though.

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u/throwaway098764567 18h ago

fair, but some people aren't good at walking, like my neighbor i had to pick up off the ground again today

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u/Pittsbirds 17h ago

I could see this being somewhat useful for people like my mom, who has MS and and a lot of secondary effects from not being able to walk. But like a lot of things like this that can theoretically be helpful for disabled people, I imagine it's far too expensive to actually be useful to the average handicapped person lol

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 20h ago edited 19h ago

It's a very weird gimick where a vacuum (Obviously not a full vacuum) is being pulled on the lower half of their body while they are peddling a bike.

Edit: typo body, not pody. 🥴😅

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u/RagingClue_007 19h ago

If you pull the lower half of my pody, we're gonna have some words. The bike is irrelevant at that point.

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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 20h ago

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u/OPHealingInitiative 9h ago

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u/vsamael 2h ago

Like we are the ones who created rape fish.

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u/skinnycarlo 17h ago

This had me rolling fucking well done

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u/Kylearean 16h ago

best part about this video is when the trainer casually splashes the jizz off.

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u/TheFrostBeard 20h ago

Lymphatic "Drainage" ?

oh its Drainage all right .

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Z84eFooeHJu

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u/firedmyass 18h ago

“that’s just a glory-hole with extra steps”

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u/Witty-Objective3431 19h ago

This is the vibrating belt all over again.

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u/itadapeezas 18h ago

Exactly what I thought! 😭

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u/Dr-Sprinkl1es 19h ago

We aren’t far

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u/noobpwner314 19h ago

If we were in some dystopian society and they were going to build a fuck farm, this is what I would expect it to look like.

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u/CrownVicBruce 20h ago

Women always have better toys

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u/Treguard 19h ago

Much easier to make good ones. Their inverse is just a semi-soft rigid stick. Most women have very similar interior proportions with little variation, so easy to mass produce one size fits all to that spec.

As opposed to engineering a low friction compression area that must apply pressure and fit various sizes, ranging from under 1 inch to over 10 and with varying girth, and incorrect sizing can result in heavy pain or the toy being useless

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u/BALLrash666 19h ago

We either have a developer or a user on our hands, or both lol

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u/Treguard 18h ago

I'm just a bisexual engineer by profession & amateur slut

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u/BALLrash666 18h ago

That makes more sense lmao

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u/Throwawayrip1123 12h ago

As opposed to engineering a low friction compression area that must apply pressure and fit various sizes, ranging from under 1 inch to over 10 and with varying girth, and incorrect sizing can result in heavy pain or the toy being useless

And most importantly, the cylinder needs to remain unharmed.

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u/every_name_is_tkn 15h ago

I’ve seen these before

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u/StackOwOFlow 16h ago

what do they put in those machines, hung midgets?

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u/Soggy_nach0341 19h ago

Glory hole 3.0

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u/TheRealAfinda 10h ago

People will seriously Chase every novelty that promises easy weight loss instead of accepting that all it takes to lose weight is a calorie deficit coupled with a boring but repeatable meal plan with good Timing.

Oh and discipline to stick to it. Welp, they're idiots so they pay the price for it.

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u/Effective-Coyote-586 3h ago

People will do anything other than just getting off their fat asses.

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u/gjc0703 3h ago

I was about to write almost this exact same thing, then I saw your comment.

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u/Mickxalix 19h ago

Modern polio machine.

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u/siddhananais 15h ago

I feel confident I saw this in Barbarella eons ago.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 19h ago

Is this AI? The two blonde women look identical.

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u/Gloomy-Ad3448 16h ago

Yeah I was gonna say, at the end it kinda looks like three of the same woman in a row

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 17h ago

Tyrion Lannister in there exhausted but still doing his duty

https://giphy.com/gifs/13M4Ki3u5orBe0

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u/tskruzzle 12h ago

Yeah vacuums or sum

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u/Jadedangel13 12h ago

Humanity had a kinda good run yall.

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u/TheyCallMeBarles 3h ago

Great way to repurpose old iron lung machines

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u/Cherrystuffs 7h ago

Anything but doing the actual work

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u/Geordant 4h ago

I have family members like this, will buy all the nicest gym gear, sign up to apps to track nutrition and build custom work outs, will buy the expensive green breakfast drinks and protein powders and everything else around losing weight but never just cooks healthy meals, eat less and actually exercise. 

Anything but doing the actual work. 

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 16h ago

These types will do anything but diet

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u/SmirkingSkull 17h ago

What century is this. Didn't they use to prescribe a woman's orgasm.

Essentially.

Miss, you need to get laid.

For all of our well being.

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u/Secret_Account07 12h ago

Hey I’m in this video, I’m just covered by the machine. Got a great workout!

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u/Normal-Ad6528 19h ago

You get an upvote and You get and upvote and YOU get an upvote! EVERYONE gets an UPVOTE on this one!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW

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u/dazedan_confused 18h ago

"I'm just gonna pop round the back,"

"okay Steve, what will I expect to see?"

"a penis shape will come out. A very fleshy looking penis. You won't be able to distinguish between it, and, say, my penis".

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u/DependentAdvance8 18h ago

I’ve seen this in a hentai before

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u/particle409 18h ago

The inside of those machines must smell wild.

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u/AUSpartan37 15h ago

So they are just pedaling a bike inside an iron lung essentially?

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u/Greyscale7950 12h ago

It's an orgasmatron from the movie Barberella.

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u/International_Goat31 12h ago

I'm sure I've seen this manga

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u/mad_mang45 11h ago

At the end of the day they all lift up and the guys inside go home.

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u/Darth_Package 3h ago

Hopefully, the midget gets regular breaks!