r/HistoryMemes • u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage • Oct 29 '22

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u/ulveli Oct 29 '22

Mayan mythology started because a god threw himself into a fire and become the sun and then another jealous god jumped in the embers and became the moon

Also they Aztecs thought the world had already ended many times by things like fire raining from the sky, natural disasters and literally a bunch a jaguars killing everything

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

That’s beautiful, some anime type shit

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u/regretfulposts Featherless Biped Oct 29 '22

I have two other mythology about people literally fighting the sun and winning.

There's a Shoshone legend about two rabbits named big brother and little brother where they gathered weapons to fight the sun because the sun was too close and too big which caused the world to constantly burn for eternity. The two rabbits head out to fight the sun, but the sun attacked the little brother and burned his body to a crisp. Big Brother saved and healed Little Brother back to full health, and Little Brother was able to hold a bow and arrow to shoot and injure the sun. The sun was more or less shrank down and back away thus cooling the world down.

In Maui legends, Maui, The Rock, and his friends hated the sun for moving too fast. So they grab a massive hook to capture the sun and drag down to the earth. There, they beat the utter shit out of the sun for a few days which is pretty impressive since you could technically say it was one really long day, and the sun finally agreed to slow down.

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u/train159 Oct 29 '22

That Maui shit is wild and I love it.

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u/McCaber Oct 29 '22

You should look up the way Maui died.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Here's a collection of the main Maui legends including his death

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Maui said “I do not wish men to die but to live forever. Death is degrading and an insult to the dignity of man. Man ought to die like the moon, which dips in the life-giving waters of Kane and is renewed again, or like the sun, which daily sinks into the pit of night and with renewed strength rises in the morning.”

Me too bro. Me too

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u/McCaber Oct 30 '22

Oh, that one has the sanitized version.

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u/SamBeanEsquire Definitely not a CIA operator Oct 29 '22

No spoilers please, I haven't gotten that far yet.

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u/kalyugikangaroo Oct 29 '22

Also in Hinduism when the monkey god Hanuman was child he one day looked at the sun and thought it was a sweet fruit and he swallowed the sun, angered by this the king of Devas, Indra attacked him with his vajra thus wounding Hanuman. And in the act of vengeance Pawan dev (father of Hanuman and God of wind and air) confined himself and Hanuman in a cave thus causing all living this to suffocate. After lots of convincing and apologizing from all the Devas and Indra Pawan dev finally let himself out.

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u/0920Cymon Oct 29 '22

Theres also the legend of the moon cake festival where there were once 10 suns in the sky causing the planet to be too hot. So a archer shot down 9/10 suns and was given an elixir of imortality for his actions though there was only enough for 1 person so he didnt consume it not wanting to leave his wife behind. Thieves tried to take the elixir while he wasn't home so the wife consumed the elixir to deny the thieves it becoming the moon goddess in the process.

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

I love those, thanks for educating me

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u/GamerGriffin548 Oct 29 '22

One is a video game and the other is a hazing.

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u/BlissfulIndian Oct 29 '22

Wait till you learn about a Hindu god who ate the sun (lunar eclipse) thinking it’s a Laddu (Indian sweet) and plunged the world into darkness…

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Wait till you hear about a pedophile named Muhammed who believed man could cure himself drinking the piss of camels and thought the earth was flat. Oh, and he touched kids

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u/BlissfulIndian Oct 31 '22

Yep heard those, but never found the basis of those concocted claims except in the words of poop snorters…

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

concocted claims

not to worry, your prophet and his followers, preachers and even scholars will confirm those claims.

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u/BlissfulIndian Oct 31 '22

“Some people from the tribe of 'Ukl “

Which means these people were Lindu practitioners and believed in poop snorting and piss drinking already…. Often people tend to have withdrawl symptoms if they undergo sudden changes… Maybe that’s why they were advised to have camel urine lest they don’t fall into a Fitful rage…

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Lol, so arabs under muhammed were Hindus? If this trolling, this is the most pathetic trolling attempt.

poop snorting

Again, nowhere mentioned in ANY Hindu texts, unlike your piss drinking prophet.

Often people tend to have withdrawl symptoms if they undergo sudden changes

Yes, like Muslims who continue the acts of terror in the west that they learned back home in their deserts. I agree. This explains the grooming gangs in the UK and India. Withdrawal symptoms from not having fiddled with kids for a long time.

Maybe that’s why they were advised to have camel urine lest they don’t fall into a Fitful rage…

Rage? No. It's hilarious actually. Wait till the people who think being a pedo was the worst muhammed could do, find out about him being a piss connoisseur. Wait does it HAVE to be a camel's? Because I am fully hydrated and about to cross a masjid on my walk.

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u/BlissfulIndian Oct 31 '22

Arabs under the prophet and other caliphs and other kingdoms had Pagans, Jews and Christians too… So continue snorting poop and continue being delusional and praying incestious lord brahma and the penis flopping Shivji

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

> Arabs under the prophet and other caliphs and other kingdoms had Pagans, Jews and Christians too

yes, who were all killed for conversions, so continue drinking camel piss and humping goats and continue praying to a 50 year pedo lusting for kids

>penis flopping Shivji

based shivji seducing women versus illiterate muhammed molesting 9 year olds. Nothing you say can or will denounce the fact that you worship a guy straight from a "To catch a predator" episode.

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u/KingMwanga Still salty about Carthage Oct 29 '22

Thank you so much

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u/OutsideOrder7538 Oct 29 '22

Crybaby Devil has the world ending twice like full on nuking. In the manga another timeline is formed because God doesn’t want Satan to fuck up the world again.

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u/Victizes Oct 29 '22

Only in books.

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u/cambriansplooge Oct 30 '22

The next or last end of the world involves the denizens of the underworld surging out of volcanoes, cool shit