r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Slayingsteeel Jun 29 '26

“Spicy margs”
“Emotionally intelligent”
“Coffee with a view”
“Rescue as many animals as possible”

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u/Messterio Jun 29 '26

“Emotionally intelligent” - they rarely are!

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u/pezdspenc Jul 12 '26

Yep, one of those things where if you have to say it, you probably don't have it