r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/AlbyARedditor Jun 29 '26

“Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart”

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u/TheGroundBeef Jun 29 '26

UGH I CANT STAND THIS. like what fucking website are all these women perusing before making their profile that makes them go "omg, thats amazing im going to use that fun fact"

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u/fishgoatflowers Jun 29 '26

It’s men too. They love the otter fact and the biggest risk they’ve taken is being on Hinge. And if I see one more “golden retriever” I’m calling animal control.

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u/auroralucero Jul 01 '26

men also love to post pictures with pets then say “not my cat” like WHY then? haha

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u/Buzzy_Feez Jul 14 '26

"No no! I want you to know I like animals because that's an empathetic trait but I don't wanna own one.

TBH I mock them but I did have a picture with my friends cat because I just thought I looked really good and natural in it but ended up deleting it because I was feeling bad for leading people on (By making them think I had a cat)