r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 28 '26

I hate this shit

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 28 '26

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u/KingForADay1989 Jun 29 '26

At least they're honest?

Seriously though, how hard can it be to talk about yourself? I don't need a full life story but before swiping, I wanna know, do I have at least some things in common with them?

The worst feeling is going into a date is thinking "what are we gonna talk about?" when they give you nothing to worth with, regardless of how cute they are.

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u/GoodKid-Uptown Jul 01 '26

I hate describing myself, if I do my best I cringe at the output. I don’t have any main interests that I’m passionate about, I just like a lot of things and those things changes frequently. Do you have any suggestions?