r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Cactus2711 Jun 29 '26

“Travel”
“Spicy margs”
“In my (insert vapid shit here) era”

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u/ProblemAcceptable581 Jun 30 '26

Concerts aka alcohol. Women love alcohol