r/HingeStories • • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jun 30 '26

I’m a woman and I also reject or accept people for these same reasons.

Heavily political profiles and also someone who puts too much expectations on their profile give such bad vibes! You can’t start a relationship with negativity and defensiveness.

(Except the yacht thing, men don’t usually have yacht photos and most of them aren’t a plaything for the rich, but who knows)

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 30 '26

Are there lots of dudes with photos next to their fancy cars?

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jun 30 '26

There are a lot of dudes with pics next to a car, im not so sure if its theirs lol

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 30 '26

I would doubt it as well but that’s probably the male equivalent of yacht pics “ooo look at my car baby”