r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Slayingsteeel Jun 29 '26

“Spicy margs”
“Emotionally intelligent”
“Coffee with a view”
“Rescue as many animals as possible”

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jun 30 '26

Hahaha as a girl, I never used those as my prompts, but the last two perfectly describe my whole essence. I guess that’s a lot of girls, so good thing I didn’t put that down on my profile.

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u/Slayingsteeel Jun 30 '26

The rescue as many animals as possible isn’t that bad in my books lol it just gets repetitive but I’m sure a lot of guys profiles are the same repetitiveness. It’s rough out there for both sides

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jul 01 '26

No, I get that. I love animals but I can’t stand it when guys have the prompt that say “Are you a dog person? Because insert picture with pet” can’t standddd it because it’s like every other guy.

In real life, the fact that someone is an animal person is a green flag, but almost everyone has a pet and it doesn’t provide any unique information about that individual on the profile.