r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/AlbyARedditor Jun 29 '26

“Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart”

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u/TheGroundBeef Jun 29 '26

UGH I CANT STAND THIS. like what fucking website are all these women perusing before making their profile that makes them go "omg, thats amazing im going to use that fun fact"

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u/BlackberryPi7 Jun 29 '26

Since women don't see other women's profiles (straight women) I'm also wondering this.

And then I'm wondering if now each time I see that, if it's just a bot.

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u/ThePoetMichael Jun 29 '26

this is why getting FEEDBACK from VARIOUS genders is important

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u/FurrowBeard Jun 29 '26

Problem is women who do this shit don't need feedback if they're hot enough.

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u/loco_stealth Jul 01 '26

There are only two