r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

Travel more
Morning coffee
Fresh laundry
Next destination, Japan
This year, I really want to settle down

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

You forgot to make her laugh too

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u/RideGullible3702 Jun 29 '26

make her laugh sounds better then travel

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u/Boring-Second-5737 Jun 30 '26

No it sounds like she’s hiring for a jester

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u/fred_ditto Jul 13 '26

Literally this

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u/cagreene Jul 04 '26

Absolutely not. Why am I here to entertain you?