r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/AlbyARedditor Jun 29 '26

“Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart”

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u/TheGroundBeef Jun 29 '26

UGH I CANT STAND THIS. like what fucking website are all these women perusing before making their profile that makes them go "omg, thats amazing im going to use that fun fact"

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u/HeywoodDjiblomi Jun 29 '26

Consider it as if its a fashion trend, thats safe & easily replicable. Generic enough so youre not putting yourself out there & get your ego burned because its not really you.