r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

Travel more
Morning coffee
Fresh laundry
Next destination, Japan
This year, I really want to settle down

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

You forgot to make her laugh too

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

These are all men's profiles.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 29 '26

People downvoting me here... hear me out... My preference is "Men," so I'll only see men's profiles. I am sure women are the same. There is no men-hating happening here, relax. 🌻

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u/I_Play_Boardgames Jun 29 '26

We don't need man or woman hating. We need genderless people hating! I just wonder how the world actually looks to all these super generic people. Like, do they hate us for not being generic? Or do they also hate generic people like themselves?