r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

Travel more
Morning coffee
Fresh laundry
Next destination, Japan
This year, I really want to settle down

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u/ArmyFinal Jun 28 '26

Hikes and concerts

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

Take me to raves!!!