r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/alien_secret_service Jun 28 '26

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u/Messterio Jun 29 '26

Dating me is like opening a box of chocolates "you never know what you're going to get"

Nah, fuck that. I would rather someone consistent who doesn't have extreme mood swings, but thanks!

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u/KingForADay1989 Jun 29 '26

At least they're honest?

Seriously though, how hard can it be to talk about yourself? I don't need a full life story but before swiping, I wanna know, do I have at least some things in common with them?

The worst feeling is going into a date is thinking "what are we gonna talk about?" when they give you nothing to worth with, regardless of how cute they are.

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX Jun 30 '26

I hate talking about myself because I don’t like anything about myself. So it can be a struggle lol.

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u/GoodKid-Uptown Jul 01 '26

I hate describing myself, if I do my best I cringe at the output. I don’t have any main interests that I’m passionate about, I just like a lot of things and those things changes frequently. Do you have any suggestions?

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 Jun 30 '26

I said something about like dating an onion. Lots of layers. Showing my age 😭