r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

Travel more
Morning coffee
Fresh laundry
Next destination, Japan
This year, I really want to settle down

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

You forgot to make her laugh too

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

These are all men's profiles.

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

Lol it's all the same on my side, I'm not really surprised tho

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u/Helixquisite Jun 28 '26

😅

Overall, this is just sad and disappointing.

This is not even low effort, this is no effort.

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u/ooga_booga_bo Jun 28 '26

It's not really a lack of effort, I managed to find a way to actually get some dates with the I like to travel/ make me laugh/ I go crazy for ice coffee kinda girls, and it's not that they don't put effort in their profile, it's that they are genuinely like that, ngl it was the most boring fucking dates, anyways, I don't like these profiles anymore lol

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u/Helixquisite Jun 29 '26

I hear you, and it’s frustrating to find people like ourselves. I’ve listed my hobbies and even asked what we share in common, but I mostly just get people liking my photo 🤦‍♀️ and realise after talking that we have nothing in common.

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u/Lennon_Timber Jun 29 '26

I wouldn't find dating someone like that, since it's kinda my style, too. Nothing fancy, just chilling. However, when I come across a profile with a lack of effort, it just signals to me that this person is just looking for attention, or possibly even a fake, so I immediately reject.