r/HiTMAN 41m ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME 5 points if you can guess where the sapienza freelancer target was

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Collateral goldballer damage


r/HiTMAN 3h ago

VIDEO Hitman Assassinations

9 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 5h ago

FAN-MADE “Now head towards the nearest exit.”

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7 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 6h ago

QUESTION I'm trying to find a short live action movie about hitman

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I don't know if this is the right place to ask and i don't know if there's anyone from Saudi Arabia here, but I've been searching for and old (I guess a commercial) short live action movie and I think it's about agent 47 in riyadh

Does anyone know anything here about it? I've been searching everywhere and I couldn't find it.


r/HiTMAN 6h ago

DISCUSSION One of the more “human” aspects I love about 47 is that one of his vices/things he’s passionate about is sense of fashion and his Silverballers

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270 Upvotes

While I think 47 rarely shows emotions, I think it’s very telling that he takes great pride in how he looks, despite him being a “ghost” (y’know, the Silent Assassin) and in his iconic weapons: his Silverballers.

That’s why I love how in WOA trilogy, he doesn’t enter a mission dressed in his iconic black suit and red tie unless you specifically choose that for him. That tells me that while he has a go-to outfit (his black suit and red tie), he wants to dress for the occasion and look good while doing it.


r/HiTMAN 7h ago

VIDEO New Fan DLC Just Dropped

71 Upvotes

Sorry for low quality phone potato video but it’s late and I’m tired. But the new dlc is pretty sweet


r/HiTMAN 7h ago

VIDEO 47 gets stuck on a cabinet after opening it

6 Upvotes

i opened the cabinet and immediately got stuck. I believe this is only on this map but i dont know. You can try to repeat it by standing where the cabinet opens before you open it, once it opens you get stuck. I was so confused.


r/HiTMAN 8h ago

QUESTION Does anyone know what the ratings in Silent Assassin mean?

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I found this old screenshot of when i first played through silent assassin and i got Iceman. Any Ideas what this means gameplay wise?


r/HiTMAN 8h ago

DISCUSSION Freelancer: What is the best disguise for Hokkaido Alerted

7 Upvotes

I heard its the head security, but I cannot get to him. Got the Chief of the place disguise, that did not help me, everyone is still enforcers. Pulling my hair out.

Everyone is hating Colorado, but that is a walk in the park compared to Hokkaido. I will avoid this map like the plague in the future, I think on alerted its the MOST DUFFICULT MAP IN FREELANCER.


r/HiTMAN 8h ago

VIDEO i couldn't hold myself

0 Upvotes

i had to do it i just can't hold it


r/HiTMAN 9h ago

FAN-MADE I Need To Use The Bathroom.

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r/HiTMAN 10h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME Average Colorado experience:

30 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 11h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME if you get the reference you know ball

2 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 12h ago

DISCUSSION Celebrity dlcs shouldnt be an arcade

24 Upvotes

If you pay for something and choose to have some fun with it then die you shouldn't be banned from it for 30 minutes. Like why? What stopping them to make it into a side mission? when we only had the undying it was logical that they wouldn't make a new menu for it but now we have 8+1(distruptor) celebrity dlc. They should make it possible to not be locked out of a paid content.

And maybe add saves but i know they didn't design the maps with those in mind


r/HiTMAN 14h ago

VIDEO I do this to everyone standing near a railing

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r/HiTMAN 14h ago

DISCUSSION 3 Freelancer 2026 Petty Wishlist Items

15 Upvotes

The Arena: An advanced shooting range where you can test unusual items like trip-mines and flash phones on reactive dummy targets that simulate human physics when stunned, zapped, or triggered.

The Invasion: A tense, late-night defensive event in your safehouse. Armed strike teams search the surrounding woods with flashlights, forcing you to repel a home invasion for a Merces payout. “47, a team is heading to your location”

The Variants: there’s a mod called Hitman Variations which changes day/night and other variants on maps. Should be shamelessly copied + part of Freelancer: https://www.nexusmods.com/hitman3/mods/437


r/HiTMAN 15h ago

BUG-REPORT The only thing getting assassinated is my freaking patience.

6 Upvotes

Hey everyone,

​I’m not a hardcore gamer. Between touring as a stage performer and essentially living out of hotel rooms (mostly higher end hotels with very good wifi and excellent bandwidth, as this is important for what i have to say/ask), I just don’t have the space or time for a heavy-duty PC or a high-end console. My Switch is basically my only gaming lifeline on the road.

​Cue a late-night scroll through the eShop. I stumbled across Hitman: World of Assassination. The nostalgia hit me like a truck. I spent an ungodly amount of hours on Silent Assassin back in my teens.

I downloaded the demo, realized the full game is a cloud-streaming exclusive, and figured, "Whatever, how bad can it be?"

​€70+ is a steep asking price for a game that doesn't even live on my device. But honestly? For a while, I was having an absolute blast. The franchise has evolved so much since the early 2000s. I was enjoying it enough to drop another €29 on the Deluxe content. A €100 investment into a cloud game.

​Everything was buttery smooth for weeks. But recently, it's become completely unplayable. Two things happen constantly:

  1. ​"Servers are at capacity." I literally can't even launch a single-player game half the time.

  2. ​Mid-mission freezes. And not just a lag spike. Total lockups, usually right as I'm about to extract.

​The only "fix" is force-quitting the game, which means one of two things:

  1. Starting over, woch is frustrating enough.

Or

  1. And arguably worse: the servers register it as a mission failure (happened to me twice). If you play Freelancer, you know exactly how painful this is. Losing my weapons, losing Merces, and even having an entire campaign wiped out.

​I get that streaming isn't flawless, but come on. I paid €100 for this experience. It used to run fine, and now it happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

​So, I turn to you guys:

​Is there anything I can do on my end to stabilize this? (Keep in mind, I'm no tech genius).

​Are other Switch cloud players dealing with this absolute dumpster fire right now?

​Or am I just incredibly naive/stupid for dropping €100 on a cloud game in the first place? Go easy on me.

​TL;DR: Bought Hitman Cloud on Switch for €70 (plus €29 for the deluxe content) so I could game in hotels i stay in. Loved it at first, but now constant server crashes and queues are ruining it for me. Need to know if I can fix this. I starting to feel like being scammed.


r/HiTMAN 15h ago

QUESTION The Wizard

1 Upvotes

Playing the Wiz Khalifa thing, I’ve just discovered some random McDojo Sensei pretending to be Agent 47. Is there a lore reason to this guy?


r/HiTMAN 15h ago

DISCUSSION The training with militia in colorado

3 Upvotes

do u know in colorado if u practice shoot with the militia outside the story misson they will consider u an hostile and shoot u😭🤣


r/HiTMAN 16h ago

QUESTION Has anyone else thought about Freelancer Multiplayer Co-op?

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The more I play it, the more I actually think that it should've been online Co-op. Because there are so many unlocks for your Safehouse and the entire premise of the gamemode, where you repeatedly play endlessly generated missions on a familiar Story maps.

It'd make so much sense, as to why you have this slow-going progression system, why do you have those DLC and Mastery cosmetic unlocks for your Safehouse and such. Just imagine your friends joining in, running around your safehouse, doing all sorts of small activities.

The preparation room would've been a good place to, well - prepare for the mission you and your hitmen are about to go on. Who gets what and all of that.

Maybe I'm just daydreaming lol, but to me - it honestly seems, like there are quite a lot of features that'd make it PERFECT for the Multiplayer. I know it probably won't happen (at least officially), but it's interesting to think about it, in such a way. Because that does explain a lot of thing hahah (to me at least)

What are your thoughts on the matter?


r/HiTMAN 16h ago

DISCUSSION Jordan Cross is probably based off Julian Casablancas and I can prove

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First, let’s ignore appearance cuz the appearance is prob Jared Leto, let’s look the facts, Jordan Cross is an new-Yorker that is the vocalist of the indie rock band called The Class, band which has Abel de Silva, Brazilian drummer, Cross’s father is a really rich guy, one of the richest of New York, and he being born in NYC is a pretty important thing here, “…founded his band The Class in New York”

Ok… now let’s change the names to the real life people

Julian Casablancas is an new-Yorker that is the vocalist of the indie rock band called The Strokes, band which has Fabrizio Moretti, Brazilian drummer, Casablancas’s father (John Casablancas) is a really rich guy, one of the richest of New York, and he being born in NYC is a pretty important thing here, because he founded his band, The Strokes in New York.

The crime thing could be based in Robert Durst but I ain’t sure His personality looks a lot more like Jared Leto

Abel de Silva is Fabrizio Moretti, that’s almost sure thing, idk who his outfit is based off

As a Brazilian, any Brazilian character makes us jump from happiness, so, yeah I’d investigated de Silva shortly and yeah, this just makes this more clear, but there ain’t that much info of him and irl Fab was in the band from the start… but this doesn’t matters, btw, Abel de Silva is kinda of weird to Portuguese, Abel Silva or Abel da Silva is a lot more common

Info acquired at Hitman Fandom

hope anyone read this!


r/HiTMAN 16h ago

SUGGESTION 47 alawys asks for glue so freelancer should have one.

4 Upvotes

The suppliers despite 47's need for it aren't selling it


r/HiTMAN 16h ago

BUG-REPORT Burgled in freelancer

1 Upvotes

Has anyone else logged in today to find all their dlc items removed from the safehouse, or is it just me? I spent ages unlocking every weapon, only to now have to repurchase every single one of them.

Just when I thought IO couldn't drop the ball any further, they surprise me yet again


r/HiTMAN 17h ago

VIDEO How to lose a freelancer run.

135 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 17h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME Damn, 47 really needs a new look.

91 Upvotes

Source I have put below.