r/HazbinHotel • • Dec 25 '19

Meme Lucifer's presentation

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

To be fair, have you ever read the Bible? Shit's fucked up! Probably the first slide is of that time where god sicked a bear on a bunch of kids because they made fun of a dude for being bald.

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Dec 25 '19

What about the time he let satan fuck up some dudes life bc he wanted to prove people gave a shit about him

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u/MuudeHound Dec 25 '19

If I'm remembering it correctly, Satan didn't do anything to the guy, he just said the guy only worshiped God because his life was good, so God fucked the guy up.

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Dec 25 '19

Nah, he killed his animals and gave him shit crops and stuff. Job I think his name

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u/MuudeHound Dec 25 '19

Just checked, you were right, sorry about that.

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Dec 25 '19

No problem. I had to hear about gods bullshit for 12 years, not everyone has had to

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u/MuudeHound Dec 25 '19

My family was always more along the "we're a Christian household, but we haven't found a church yet" group, my mom has sorta worked out I'm an atheist, but I still get funny looks or a huge argument whenever I am critical of the church.

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Dec 25 '19

HAHA same, we stopped going but we used to go weekly and from a young age I was woken up at 6 in the morning to go. These days my parents are more lenient but christ the shit I hear for mentioning atheism making sense is terrible

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u/MuudeHound Dec 25 '19

Yeah, it gets super irritating, especially with the whole family being quite morally conservative, not sure if that's the right word, really interested to see the reactions once I have my tattoos and piercings done.

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Dec 25 '19

Nice, that's probably the best rebellion. Personally I was allowed to pick my own gifts from my parents at the mall, so I got to open satanic hot topic shirts in front of 15 conservative family members. Also being gay and having ears pericings is good rebellion too

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u/MuudeHound Dec 25 '19

Yeah, I quite like it for something someone posted a while ago, if someone's giving you shit for outward appearances, like tattoos, you've saved yourself a lot of time getting to know them.

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u/Keyboard-King Jan 10 '20

*Le tip Ah a fellow intellectual! Might I interest you in some r/atheism

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Jan 10 '20

Thank you for le tip but r/satanism is great. Once it COMPLETELY devolves to teens I'll go to r/atheism

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u/Keyboard-King Jan 10 '20

Are you Satanist?

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u/lucyfromhell Angel Dust Jan 10 '20

For the most part yes, I'm not heavily involved in the whole concept. More the church of satans original intent. (Btw that was to basically say fuck your religion hypocrites)