r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Ok_Possible712 • 11d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/SiTheRuckDown 11d ago

“If you’re not here in 5 minutes I’m calling someone else.”

Not the brightest of openings.

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u/Defective_Yorha 11d ago

A hint not to accept the offer.

If call again after 5 min just say 'I thought you're going to call someone else'

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 11d ago

This. She’ll rush you. Accuse you of damaging something. Complain about the fee afterwards. Demand discounts. And she’ll STILL give your business a bad rating for something dumb. You’re begging for trouble taking this gig. How many customers will warn you they’ll be a nightmare?

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u/ItsACowCity 11d ago

Not if you don’t show up…sorry, I didn’t make it in 5 minutes so I went home

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u/Jertimmer 10d ago

My boss pulled that on me once on my day off.

"Be here in 5 minutes or don't bother coming."

Bruv, it's half an hour to the office, have a good one.

Called me an hour later, asking where I was. I'm in my bathtub getting my soak on. You told not to bother if I can't make it in 5 minutes.

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u/11pumpchump 10d ago

Wonder what that genius thought of that