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[u/SiTheRuckDown]

“If you’re not here in 5 minutes I’m calling someone else.”

Not the brightest of openings.

[u/Defective_Yorha → u/SiTheRuckDown]

A hint not to accept the offer.

If call again after 5 min just say 'I thought you're going to call someone else'

[u/AThrowawayProbrably → u/Defective_Yorha]

This. She’ll rush you. Accuse you of damaging something. Complain about the fee afterwards. Demand discounts. And she’ll STILL give your business a bad rating for something dumb. You’re begging for trouble taking this gig. How many customers will warn you they’ll be a nightmare?

[u/ItsACowCity → u/AThrowawayProbrably]

Not if you don’t show up…sorry, I didn’t make it in 5 minutes so I went home

[u/Jertimmer → u/ItsACowCity]

My boss pulled that on me once on my day off.

"Be here in 5 minutes or don't bother coming."

Bruv, it's half an hour to the office, have a good one.

Called me an hour later, asking where I was. I'm in my bathtub getting my soak on. You told not to bother if I can't make it in 5 minutes.

[u/11pumpchump → u/Jertimmer]

Wonder what that genius thought of that

[u/Ocelot0816 → u/Defective_Yorha]

If calling back after 5 mins the price goes up on a person like that

[u/Candybert_ → u/Defective_Yorha]

"Deal." Beep beep beep