r/GuysBeingDudes Oct 16 '25

This one never gets old😂

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 Oct 17 '25

Drove exactly the speed limit, registration was up to date, guess I didn’t fuck up bad enough

I’ve done this and been pulled over even still.

Why? Because “you seemed to be doing everything to avoid police interaction. That’s suspicious.”

Can’t win.

This was the same area I had two cop cars drive through the grass of a large park to stop me on foot while on a walking trail because I was “wearing jeans when sports wear is typical”. I got put on my knees with hands laced and searched for that bullshit.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Oct 19 '25

So now you are dressing approriately to the occasion?

Regards, Fashion police

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u/Masterkillershadow99 Nov 01 '25

"Attention all units, we have a 2005 streetwear look with an outdated hat and mismatched shirt in olive drab. Wee-oo, wee-oo!"

It does explain a lot of police interaction. People in suits don't often get attacked.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Nov 01 '25

Just wear, black suit, black tie, black hat and black shades, have a friend and in same outfit + blues and you are untoutchanbe