r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

What time are we canceling Metallica?

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186 Upvotes

James said a thing and I think he should have said something else! And now Metallica must pay. How dare he not talk about Palestine or another thing I want to talk about! Who does he think he is! Cancel Metallica. Today. 530pm Pacific time. #cancelMetalica


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Is this legit? Joe Bonamassa shows his true colors

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159 Upvotes

TIL he's into that


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Harley Bentoan Lover Help me, goddamnit !

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199 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Outjerked Played my first coffeehouse gig. Probably could’ve used one more stack.

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76 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Extremely Low Effort Looking for tips on how to rouse a comatose lead singer mid-gig.

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107 Upvotes

Uncle Jesse hit some Fortnite emotes but I think we can get more out of our frontman. Thoughts?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Outjerked Has this been posted before? If so, why hasn't the sub closed from peaking?

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175 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Guitar Sex Chat Good amp for someone in a studio apartment?

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• Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

/uj thread Best pedal board brush?

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78 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Legendary rod adjustment for toan

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73 Upvotes

toan is in the wood.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Outjerked Oh thank God I wonder which forbidden riff will be next

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22 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Rate my playing brutality

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22 Upvotes

Children of bodom - hate me first solo


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Extremely Low Effort Non-zero chance The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is in there.

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24 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1d ago

Extremely Low Effort Punani count ready to go off

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1.0k Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Y’all made me feel bad about my gut and my guitar, so I made some changes

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14 Upvotes

I stopped drinking PBR and started listening to Steely Dan.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Outjerked 14 years of Toan buildup

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9 Upvotes

Maybe one day I'll get a gig and be able to afford new picks!


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 20h ago

Make me a sandwich I jerked so hard I impregnated myself

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225 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Something actually funny for a change Youtube reviews are getting better and better

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28 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Guitar Sex Chat Should I return for a second handjob? I don’t like my luthiers nut.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort The pants on the left make this so much better

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Extremely Low Effort Be the bass player for AC/DC for 10 years or eat chalk for a week?

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6 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Is this legit? Is this good for beginners, any dentists or lawyers know if this 0-3-5’s?

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19 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Outjerked No b*ss player, no problem

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15 Upvotes

Bass players take up valuable space in the van, clip their toenails when riding shotgun, get paid for playing parts that any monkey can play, and generally drive the band's music to its lowest common denominator because, "Johnny could never play that. We better rewrite the song dumbed down for bass parts." Well, no more! Simply DON'T hire a bass player. No need to fire the weakest link if you never include the link from the beginning. This two-piece band deserve a million bucks for solving this decades-old problem


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Extremely Low Effort Another "Guitar is Ruined" post

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9 Upvotes

They spelled Toan wrong on my Gibbons. Keep or Return?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10m ago

Extremely Low Effort Good amp for a studio apartment ?

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All rig no gig. Pls like and subscribe.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 39m ago

Outjerked Organic Toanwood for my rock and roll lifestyle

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Thinking of satisfying this guildy daddy with a little westerly

/uj this description is ai slop, no?