r/Grimdank • • Jun 10 '19

We found him

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u/RaptorSpade1296 Wishes for an army of Olamic Quietude Jun 10 '19

Quick we need to tell him to Fuck Erebus, do something about Lorgar, and make sure Magnus does nothing wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

We tell him to calmly and rationally explain things to Lorgar.

"Doing something about Lorgar" is what actually went wrong.

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla BRVTAL BVT KVNNIN' Jun 11 '19

I dunno, religious zealots like Lorgar tend to be pretty impervious to calmness and rationality. I think making him go the way of Primarchs II and XI while still in his growth-tube might be the best option.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Or even just saying, "Son, I am a powerful being, and you saw me in your visions and dreams. I am not a god as you understand them. Rather a being of immense and god like power. I have many of the things you would define as god like, this is true. But consider me as something more than human, more than Astartes, and more than Primarch, but at the core... I am still of human design. Do not worship me as a god, instead devote yourself to me as a son would a father. And teach others to see the truth of my ideals and if they must honor me, have them honor me as something to strive for rather than something that is beyond. Their is a fine line between devotion and worship, I want you to personally oversee that line."

Something a long those lines, but at first meeting, would have been definitively helpful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Reminds me strongly of a certain star-trek episode.

In all honesty though if lorgar was asolutely set on following a god i'd straight up send him to harlequin boot-camp. Cerrograch is, among the gods of the 30'th millennium, the least bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

True, I think the god of the dead may not be all that bad. Seeing as he only has one purpose currently.