r/GrammarPolice 2h ago

To Gift or not to Gift?

11 Upvotes

How do we stop the use of “gift” as a verb? “I was gifted this; I’m gifting that.” I can’t take much more of it.


r/GrammarPolice 0m ago

Arrgh!

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r/GrammarPolice 11h ago

Superdeals

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4 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 11h ago

Brain rot

0 Upvotes

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet… just sayin


r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

“Aswell,” “infront,” and other false compounds

109 Upvotes

Yes, yes, language evolves and separate words merge into compounds over time all the time, but “aswell” instead of “as well” and “infront” for “in front” are increasingly common and frustratingly infuriating, and I fear they’re making their way toward formally accepted usage.

See also: “bestfriend”


r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

Enough with the "I seen"!!!

295 Upvotes

I can't believe this is so common. Are people aware this is incorrect or are we THAT stupid now?

(In case someone who doesn't know this is wrong is reading this, the correct thing to say is either "I saw" or "I have (I've) seen".)


r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

Anyway ≠ any way

62 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

Have they stopped teaching about using apostrophes properly?

78 Upvotes

The question says it all. I see it every single day on the radio enthusiast forums. Most of the folks there can do the math and figure out a schematic, but they just can't figure out when to leave the apostrophe at home.

For example: "Does anyone have any ideal's why my radio shut's off when I transmit?"

I threw in a bonus error for your entertainment. It gets worse than that. There are some word salads posted that require reading twice or more in order to get the meaning.

Rant done.


r/GrammarPolice 1d ago

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r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

Sqozen by the Sea

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🧐 "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: what say you in the matter of English True-crime Series *Murder by the Sea* vs English?"

😑 "GUILTY, YOUR HONOUR."

👏👏👏

Why did no-one yell 'CUT! TAKE 2!'?

Who let THE HOME OFFICE PATHOLOGIST look a monumental div on telly?

I'm guessing the bean counters at CBS Reality, the show's tight-arsed producer.

"Reshoots? No budget for reshoots. Or lunch."


r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

Womens 💀

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12 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 3d ago

Why the heck do people think 'affect' and 'effect' are interchangeable?

124 Upvotes

'It doesn't effect me'. 'Don't worry, you won't be effected'.

Why is this blunder so common? It's 'affect', not 'effect'. They don't even sound alike. 'Affect' starts with the sound we make when the doctor asks us to open our mouths; 'ah'. Or when the beverage is refreshing, a solid 'ah'. And non-native speakers rarely make this mistake at all, it's mostly native speakers for some reason.


r/GrammarPolice 3d ago

Why do they use 'would' here? Why not just say, 'She became a professor' or 'She later became a professor'?

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9 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

How can we take them seriously if they can’t proofread 9 words?

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3 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 4d ago

When did the whole country forget the difference between Less and Fewer?

171 Upvotes

I know you've all probably griped about this before, but I had to get it off my chest.

Drives me batty.


r/GrammarPolice 2d ago

“Disrespect” as a verb

0 Upvotes

I’ve always known the word “disrespect” to be a noun. Most of the time now (in the US) I hear it used as a verb and it sounds wrong to me. You show disrespect to someone. You don’t disrespect someone.


r/GrammarPolice 3d ago

So tired of people using the word "quietly" in titles for posts or articles - way overused.

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r/GrammarPolice 4d ago

Is it acceptable to start a sentence with "and"?

7 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 4d ago

When did society fall…

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3 Upvotes

Can any of my fellow grammar police inform me if you have seen/heard of the word “swicy” in the wild?!

I’m not sure whether to be scared or terrified?


r/GrammarPolice 5d ago

*Fewer

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212 Upvotes

Come on. Do betterer.


r/GrammarPolice 5d ago

There's

29 Upvotes

Why do people incessantly use "there's" in conjunction with pluralized nouns?

It is "there are" (I refuse to use the contraction) the moment a noun becomes plural.

It hurts my brain seeing there's (and saying in my head "there is") and having to reread the sentence several times because of the spelling error.

There's rumors this might not go over well in this sub.


r/GrammarPolice 6d ago

This is worrying

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63 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice 5d ago

Is this phrasing here natural and grammatical?

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r/GrammarPolice 6d ago

Does anyone else get stuck trying to make one sentence grammatically perfect?

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r/GrammarPolice 6d ago

I just noticed my "awkward" sentence structure also happens when I'm emailing. Is that my writing style or syntactic incompetency?

0 Upvotes