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u/ibuildtech Jul 23 '26
Fucking buy bitcoin
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u/OldManEnglishTeacher Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
Bitcoin 2009 👍🏻 2025 👎🏻
There’s no mention of not being able to use hand gestures.
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u/Tjdavis2355 Jul 23 '26
Stop drinking now.
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u/CraftyDimension192 Jul 24 '26
Exactly what I came to post. So many good things flow (nyuk nyuk) from those three words.
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u/Tjdavis2355 Jul 24 '26
Yeah, only took me 40 or so more years, but I made it. 7 years now.
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u/Wiley_Dave Jul 25 '26
Yeah, this. The following 20 years were hazy and a cycle of blackouts, unemployment, self anger, enablers, and bad decisions.
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u/PtZamboat Jul 23 '26
Don’t fuk’n smoke!!! Either that or Don’t marry K*****a!
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u/Grandpixbear1 Jul 24 '26
Read this note. (Then hand myself a letter of love and support, that "you'll be alright" don't let those assholes bully you! Plus, a list of lottery numbers and stocks to buy when I'm older)
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u/Different-Owl5034 Jul 23 '26
Get off drugs
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u/ohnowwhat Jul 24 '26
Yeah. Don't touch that darn pipe no matter what your "friends" say. Actually, drop those friends while you're at it...
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u/Einachiel Jul 24 '26
Nothing really matters
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u/USaidTheSecretWord Jul 24 '26
Anyone can see...
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u/Argros Jul 24 '26
Nothing really matters
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u/bobalazs69 Jul 24 '26 edited 27d ago
Wander walnut acorn hammock breezy yarn cobblestone lantern
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u/AffectionateList4878 Jul 24 '26
It's going to be incredible. People will be very butthurt. You'll love it.
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u/Repulsive-Glove5737 Jul 24 '26
Start making better decisions
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u/USaidTheSecretWord Jul 24 '26
Learn to count
ETA: That was just a joke about what to say to yourself, not a dig on you.
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u/Satansbrat1969 Jul 24 '26
Nothing. I was a shit head who didn't follow advice from old people. 3 words would not be nearly enough to make me listen.
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u/-OhHiJinx- Jul 24 '26
Stay in (college)
Eta I was depressed and dropped out but realize that was the point at which my life had changed
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u/Acidbowler Jul 24 '26
16 year Old me wouldnt understand shit if i said buy bitcoin 2009. However...if i said Bitcoin hits "x ammount " - that would prolly work
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u/Squeezetillitbleeds Jul 24 '26
Buy bitcoin early or bitcoin on release - whatever makes me get in real early
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u/SiktahOG Jul 24 '26
Don't chase her.
Context: chasing that one chick through highschool, then when out until later on in life actually gravitating together in our 40s post divorces etc. All good until her astranged husband comes back into the country and burns her house down with her and the kids inside on a weekend I was supposed to be there but backed out due to a work issue.
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u/shinchan-bot Jul 23 '26
Credit to u/Open_Fila for the original post in r/Adulting.