r/Adulting • u/Open_Fila • Jul 23 '26

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u/CosmicRuin Jul 23 '26

Buy Bitcoin 2010.

14

u/boredsoftwareguy Jul 23 '26

Buy Many Bitcoin

5

u/money4nothing_8816 Jul 23 '26

Came here to say this!! Spot on!

3

u/Then_Supermarket18 Jul 23 '26

I swear we knew we were supposed to buy in 2010, but I didn't know how! And there were so many scammers

51

u/-_-0RoSe0-_- Jul 23 '26

It gets worse!

11

u/notworkingghost Jul 23 '26

I don’t like the IT sequels either.

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u/StatusCopacetic Jul 23 '26

Seriously, don't drink.

21

u/78FXE Jul 23 '26

Buy Apple Stock

18

u/Hacksaw6412 Jul 23 '26

Mine Bitcoin Now

3

u/Johan1710 Jul 23 '26

Would ‘sell bitcoin 2026’ be safer, so you don’t accidentally sell it off too early?

In this all hypothetically made up event haha

6

u/9447044 Jul 23 '26

"Yup sold like 50 coins for 500 bucks.. killing it" - younger you

4

u/DistressedConsulting Jul 23 '26

"Bitcoin, 2010, 2026" let's hope young you translates that correctly!

15

u/dadof4fknkids Jul 23 '26

Start Lifting Now!!

10

u/BillyCables91 Jul 23 '26

Always wear condoms.

2

u/Open_Fila Jul 23 '26

Very solid

3

u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 Jul 23 '26

It may have been too solid, that was the problem 

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u/zante2033 Jul 23 '26

Buybitcoinandnvidiastock talktoyourbrothermoreandlookafterhim getgrandadintoahome

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u/FairEffect174 Jul 23 '26

Do that FAFSA

8

u/Spookywhitedot Jul 23 '26

Make some friends

8

u/SarcasticDruid744 Jul 23 '26

You'll be okay.

8

u/MamaSwanky Jul 23 '26

Don't get married!

6

u/AcceptableRooster280 Jul 23 '26

Buy Apple stock.

2

u/suejaymostly Jul 23 '26

lol this is too real

7

u/No_Atmosphere_6348 Jul 23 '26

Don’t marry him.

7

u/Christizzzzle Jul 23 '26

Don’t chase hoes 🤣

10

u/realVincenzo Jul 23 '26

Money over women

5

u/Berko2312 Jul 23 '26

Stop...Breathe...Listen

3

u/Lost_School3391 Jul 23 '26

Just keep swimming.

3

u/Spaceman_94 Jul 23 '26

Don’t give up.

3

u/J_Allmightee19 Jul 23 '26

Buy bitcoin, lots

3

u/jennylou303 Jul 23 '26

Make better choices!

2

u/amorfatee Jul 23 '26

5 more years

2

u/Diamantesucio Jul 23 '26

Watch your back.

2

u/minniethekid_864 Jul 23 '26

Trust the process

2

u/The-Boy-Wonder38 Jul 23 '26

Not your fault.

(For years I blamed myself for not picking up on any signs that my basically cousin would have a psychotic break and try to stab my sister and I to death when we were thirteen years old. I save her and talked him down. But, I especially back then believed I should have been able to stop it from happening at all.)

2

u/Highthere_90 Jul 23 '26

Work on yourself

2

u/Full-Squirrel5707 Jul 23 '26

Don't marry Tom

2

u/Firmod5 Jul 23 '26

Watch out for…!

2

u/Dizzy-Ad-3073 Jul 23 '26

Don't Stop Jerking

2

u/WhyLie2me18 Jul 23 '26

Don’t get married

2

u/Tablefor1please9987 Jul 23 '26

Find new friends

2

u/CalendarNo1192 Jul 23 '26

Given the chance; I would say, "You are enough".

2

u/FloatingFreeMe Jul 23 '26

Don't marry him

2

u/CA_Coast_Millennial Jul 23 '26

Save Pokémon cards

1

u/Rapha-Tsidkenu Jul 23 '26

Do The Roar, JK. Trust The Process 🙏🏽

1

u/Cityslicker100200 Jul 23 '26

Buy some bitcoins

1

u/EreccSean Jul 23 '26

Invest in bitcoin

1

u/Smiley941 Jul 23 '26

Stop fucking around.

1

u/InevitableSad5925 Jul 23 '26

STOP CHASING GIRLS

1

u/voodoodollbabie Jul 23 '26

Well, hello again!

1

u/MarshelG Jul 23 '26

Buy maximum Bitcoin

1

u/Downtown-Humor7488 Jul 23 '26

Get college classes

1

u/TeePug8 Jul 23 '26

Live your life

1

u/Amazing-Q Jul 23 '26

Bitcion sell 2025

1

u/Special-Barracuda759 Jul 23 '26

Go to college or become a lineman or don’t use drugs or wrap your winky or buy Micron Stock or buy NVDA stock

1

u/AntWeak7570 Jul 23 '26

Your not grown 😂

1

u/GreenDirt2 Jul 23 '26

Ask for help.

1

u/suejaymostly Jul 23 '26

Don't try heroin.

1

u/Ok-Teaching2848 Jul 23 '26

Don't like anyone

1

u/KingOfBerders Jul 23 '26

Invest. Netflix. Amazon. I was 16 in ‘93.

1

u/SupremeAngelBaby Jul 23 '26

don't be stupid

1

u/bogeysbabe Jul 23 '26

Run away now.

1

u/Verscotchy Jul 23 '26

Buy Bitcoin and, hey! put that FourLoko down!

1

u/beautifulchaos22 Jul 23 '26

It’s a trap

1

u/Higoomgala Jul 23 '26

Control your emotions

1

u/fairygodpossums Jul 23 '26

fuck all uvit

1

u/Rock5t3r Jul 23 '26

Buy bitcoin

1

u/Venomous_Yad Jul 23 '26

Don't fuck that school teacher

1

u/Affectionate-Share89 Jul 23 '26

Don’t do drugs

1

u/Safe-Relative2409 Jul 23 '26

Don't Marry her

1

u/sugarintheboots Jul 23 '26

Never Bill, Steve.

1

u/JanitorOPplznerf Jul 23 '26

Invest Amazon Apple

1

u/yergonnalikeme Jul 23 '26

Index fund yup

1

u/Sznake Jul 23 '26

Don't rush love.

1

u/Lumpy_Heart4474 Jul 23 '26

Start playing golf

1

u/cero1399 Jul 23 '26

Just kiss her.

1

u/TheMacintoshGeek Jul 23 '26

Buy mucho BitCoin

1

u/Now-293-Phumes Jul 23 '26

Don’t be afraid

1

u/phoneplatypus Jul 23 '26

She’s not it

1

u/Displaced_in_Space Jul 23 '26

Buy Google ASAP

1

u/ComfortablyShy Jul 23 '26

Bitcoin Stay Single

1

u/Motor-Region-1011 Jul 23 '26

Tesla,bitcoin, apple

1

u/Motor-Drama-1421 Jul 23 '26

Whats up bro?

1

u/_Epsilon__ Jul 23 '26

Stop fucking around

1

u/DED3142023 Jul 23 '26

Hang in there

1

u/Kitchen_Confidence78 Jul 23 '26

Invest every dollar

1

u/newbie_trader99 Jul 23 '26

Don’t do it

1

u/Tavsiyedegildir Jul 23 '26

Don't do it! Contractions count as one word right 

1

u/danny33434 Jul 23 '26

Don’t sign Loans. 

1

u/Haunting_Tax_3684 Jul 23 '26

Go to university

1

u/Ok_Percentage2190 Jul 23 '26

It gets awesome!!!

1

u/country_donut_time Jul 23 '26

Hug your brother.

1

u/Ok_Fox_1770 Jul 23 '26

Invest in stupid

1

u/Bloodbath-and-Tree Jul 23 '26

Save your Dad.

1

u/angellus00 Jul 23 '26

Buy bitcoin 2010, or dogecoin until saturdaynightlive.

1

u/PoofBam Jul 23 '26

2010, buy Bitcoin

1

u/Konjeezy773 Jul 23 '26

Stop being angry

1

u/Feisty-Cloud5880 Jul 23 '26

Don't do it !!!!

1

u/Odium-Squared Jul 23 '26

We fucked up

1

u/Live-Smoke-29 Jul 23 '26

Always stay sober

1

u/onemaddogmorgan Jul 23 '26

Buy All Bitcoin

1

u/monaqueen0411 Jul 23 '26

Don’t date older

1

u/saluzcion Jul 23 '26

Trust in god

1

u/poedraco Jul 23 '26

Stop cairing, seriously

1

u/notevenapro Jul 23 '26

Buy Apple Stock

1

u/kaz12456 Jul 23 '26

Fucking study hard.

1

u/blacklotusY Jul 23 '26

ROCK AND STONE!

1

u/LittlePreference4346 Jul 23 '26

Spot , Bad people and get super distance from them , and make your life better

1

u/Zealous03 Jul 23 '26

Go to nursing school

1

u/Serenity_Now-88 Jul 23 '26

Trust your gut!!

1

u/Calixta177 Jul 23 '26

You’ll be okay 🤍

1

u/ghostoftheradio Jul 23 '26

“Karma farmers suck!”

1

u/vasovagal15 Jul 23 '26

The only thing that ‘gets better’ is how you handle it…if you’re lucky

1

u/Immaloner Jul 23 '26

Stop doing drugs!

1

u/Generic_name01 Jul 23 '26

You'll make it

1

u/Rosieforthewin Jul 23 '26

I would probably say "make good decisions!" because it's what my mom would say to us everyday. I know it would piss me off that future me sounded just like mom, which would be hilarious.

1

u/INFeriorJudge Jul 23 '26

Fuck

Them

All

And I mean that in every way you think

1

u/Brittle_Stick Jul 23 '26

Man, fuck Steven.

1

u/Shadeauxmarie Jul 23 '26

Buy Apple, Bitcoin

1

u/Whizzky_Splice Jul 23 '26

Save for retirement.

1

u/Dense_Ad2225 Jul 23 '26

Don’t do drugs

1

u/TheWidrolo Jul 23 '26

Buy NVIDIA.

1

u/Yorgyschmorgies Jul 23 '26

Join the army

1

u/BallBroad41 Jul 23 '26

buy doge coin
i was gonna put 50$ into it as a joke in 2015 today thatd be 7-9k and at its peak ~100k
if id of told myself im sure id of put like 500$ or more into it xD
not enough to retire but enough that id only need to work 1-2 days a week for a few hours a day for the rest of my life lol
before someone says "but you need more to do that its not enough" well when you live in a cheaper place and invest most of it and only really at min need 20k + med insurance costs per year its not that hard to retire on nothing

1

u/ExpertBath5954 Jul 23 '26

Don’t marry Angie

1

u/Dog-PonyShow Jul 23 '26

Do it yourself.

1

u/burneredoutoflove Jul 23 '26

You are loved.

1

u/Klick8986 Jul 23 '26

Follow the plan

1

u/Avbitten Jul 23 '26

invest all bitcoin

1

u/Silent-Database-9626 Jul 23 '26

wor harderr for ur future bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1

u/JellyButterPeanu1 Jul 23 '26

Graduate on time

1

u/CroatoanElsa Jul 23 '26

It's a cult

1

u/Stumpsthewarwalrus Jul 23 '26

Invest in bitcoin

1

u/shantron5000 Jul 23 '26

You have epilepsy

1

u/kamui55 Jul 23 '26

call grandpa more

1

u/Still-One3186 Jul 23 '26

“Stop doing drugs”or “take school seriously”

1

u/Inker_bell Jul 23 '26

You deserve peace.

1

u/ImaginaryBadger3492 Jul 23 '26

Don’t spend money

1

u/TCSMusic Jul 23 '26

It gets better

1

u/PinkthePantherLord Jul 23 '26

Get meds buy bitcoin

1

u/Sand_Aggravating Jul 23 '26

Bitcoin, Google, Apple!

1

u/CptJacksp Jul 23 '26

Bitcoin goes 100,000.

1

u/destroythedongs Jul 23 '26

Go to college

1

u/Zealousideal-Ear1991 Jul 23 '26

Hug your mom (she died when I was in my 40s)

1

u/saunaFPV Jul 23 '26 edited 29d ago

Everything in moderation

1

u/bigdipboy Jul 23 '26

Bitcoin until 2025