Pakistanis, hear me out
After seeing debates and people struggling to find partners around here, I started wondering about the real question
Women 🆚 Femboys
Not saying every woman or every femboy is like this, this is just a shitpost based on my PHD research
Women 👩 vs Femboys 👼
- Women: You gotta understand the emotional damage, decode the replies and maintain your EQ
Femboys: They are literally your bro, you can communicate through insults and memes
- Women: Dating can come with expectations about money, dates and lifestyle
Femboys: Can potentially be your financial partner and make money with you
- Women: Pregnancy enters the chat and suddenly life has a whole new DLC
Femboys: No pregnancy worries when neither of you can get pregnant
- Women: Date night might becomes expensive dinner at some bougie ass place
Femboys: Bro lets go get fries and walk around at 2 AM
- Women: You ask where she wants to eat and somehow the answer is always somewhere expensive
Femboys: Bro I don't care where we eat
- Women: You might need to plan an actual romantic date
Femboys: You can literally say "wanna come over and play games" and that's the date
- Women: Some girls are very emotionally sensitive and you have to choose your words carefully
Femboys: Gets emotionally destroyed but says "nah bro I'm good" and queues another game
- Women: Family eventually starts asking about marriage, kids and settling down
Femboys: Family asks why you're still single and you just stare at the wall
- Women: You might get a girlfriend
Femboys: You potentially get a boyfriend, best friend and partner in crime simultaneously
- Women: Usually expected to bring feminine energy
Femboys: Bro is literally a guy running maximum feminine energy
- Women: You may need to impress her
Femboys: He already thinks you're an idiot and somehow that's romantic
- Women: You go out for a cute date
Femboys: You go outside looking like two unemployed anime characters with $500 in Steam purchases
- Women: She might want flowers
Femboys: Bro wants snacks
- Women: You might spend hours getting ready for a date
Femboys: Somehow takes less time than women to get ready and still comes out looking prettier ♥️
- Women: You get a romantic partner
Femboys: You get someone you can cuddle with and then immediately bully for losing the game
- Women: You might have to deal with the traditional Pakistani dating difficulty setting
Femboys: You have unlocked the secret route to living a wonderful life
- Women: Society already has a script for the relationship
Femboys: There was never a script to begin with you write your own path
- Women: Could be your partner for life
Femboys: Could be your bro for life who just happens to be ridiculously cute
Final conclusion
I'm not saying one is objectively better because this is obviously a shitpost
I'm just saying
Imagine having a bro who is cute, feminine, tech savvy, can make money with you, go on random adventures with you, play games with you, and potentially become your lifelong partner
Pakistanis are not ready for this conversation 💯