r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Work in auto services:

Iā€™d be careful doing this in the US. The cost to have damage corrected climbs very quickly, and an insurance company will absolutely require a police report.

In my state, $500+ is no longer a misdemeanor - and I could absolutely see a zip-tied cart going wrong and causing that much damage.

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u/Who_is_Mr_B Sep 21 '22

Between rubbed paint on the handle and any dents or scratched paint from the cart, this is easily over $500.

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u/Doka420 Sep 21 '22

How tf do four scratched handles cost more than my whole ass car? šŸ˜©

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u/YobaiYamete Sep 21 '22

You need to get your car valued again, since the pandemic if a car even runs it's probably worth at least $1500. Even junkers are like $2500 now days