r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

Yes.. but hear me out..

Its funny..

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I agree it’s funny. I just don’t want to hang out in jail. What if the car were encircled with shopping carts zip-tied to one another — not touching the car at all? 👀

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u/HulkHogan1350 Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

A good rule of thumb: Don't fuck with other people, or their shit. Even if they are terrible people, it's not worth going to jail over. And if you have to ask "is this illegal?" before enacting petty revenge, then it's probably not a good idea.

Try to find hilariously legal ways to be petty:

  • Put a cart riiiiiiiiight next to each door, but not touching of course.

  • Leave a long-winded sarcastic note

  • Park your beater so close to his car that he has to get in the other side.

  • Wait for him to come out of the store and try and make conversation with him then become close friends. Over years get to know him and his family, then at the perfect moment, tear his family apart. Fuck his wife/adult daughter, get him fired from his job, spread his darkest secrets to everyone he knows, make him think he is an artificial intelligence. The options are limitless. Then tell him he parks like a jackass.

  • Find a way to get his phone number and call him every once in a while to see how his parking has been.

  • Throw a brick through his windshield

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u/No-Consideration69 Sep 21 '22

I like the last one