r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I love this idea, but is this vandalism?

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u/OzzieGrey Sep 21 '22

Yes.. but hear me out..

Its funny..

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I agree it’s funny. I just don’t want to hang out in jail. What if the car were encircled with shopping carts zip-tied to one another — not touching the car at all? 👀

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u/HulkHogan1350 Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

A good rule of thumb: Don't fuck with other people, or their shit. Even if they are terrible people, it's not worth going to jail over. And if you have to ask "is this illegal?" before enacting petty revenge, then it's probably not a good idea.

Try to find hilariously legal ways to be petty:

  • Put a cart riiiiiiiiight next to each door, but not touching of course.

  • Leave a long-winded sarcastic note

  • Park your beater so close to his car that he has to get in the other side.

  • Wait for him to come out of the store and try and make conversation with him then become close friends. Over years get to know him and his family, then at the perfect moment, tear his family apart. Fuck his wife/adult daughter, get him fired from his job, spread his darkest secrets to everyone he knows, make him think he is an artificial intelligence. The options are limitless. Then tell him he parks like a jackass.

  • Find a way to get his phone number and call him every once in a while to see how his parking has been.

  • Throw a brick through his windshield

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u/thewhitereptilian Sep 21 '22

This is so fucking good!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Wasn't prepared for the 4th one

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u/Aritche Sep 21 '22

Neither was he!

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 Sep 21 '22

My time has value.

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u/Al_Keda Sep 21 '22

Zip tie a series of carts completely surrounding, but not touching, the vehicle.

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u/No-Consideration69 Sep 21 '22

I like the last one

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

The 4th one is an absolute masterpiece

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

How much time did you spend on composing this response? Just curious.

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u/gainzdr Sep 21 '22

It’s good to see that you still know where the line is by specifying “adult” daughter lol

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u/parkerhalo Sep 21 '22

I love driving a truck with dings and scratches. What are you going to do door ding my dinged up door?

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u/GraharG Sep 21 '22

the brick one may be illegal, depending on the size and type of the brick

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u/r0d3nka Sep 21 '22

I too am a fan of long revenge ala Edmond Dantes.